#idk who dundy could be tbh...
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in terror, four lieutenants; in t3m, four musketeers. Conclusion?
conclusion - same as always: destiny.
but wait oh christ okay. they even kinda fit...
you've got the og trio of
Wet Pathetic Loser
Deeply Religious Guy
Fancy Lad
which ig would make dundy... d'artagnan?? no. no oh god ok. listen. d'artagnan is jopson im afraid:
1. has a deeply homoerotic father/son relationship with a suicidal alcoholic
2. is actually kinda obsessed with him tbh
3. doesn't really start out as One Of Them, has to wait quite some time to get promoted
4. big part of the fandom actually ships him with little aka our athos
it makes sense you gotta believe me it does it does
#it absolutely doesn't#idk who dundy could be tbh...#ig if you squinted reeeeeally hard you could make him into a quasi mordaunt#since little is our athos equivalent#(that should honestly be crozier but for the sake of making our three musketeers/three lieutenants parallel lets go with little)#and the way little and dundy end up... look dundy is the only surviving officer of erebus.#gore and fitzjames die because life sucks but fairholme's death is arguably crozier's fault#and since in this strange parallel world athos is apparently split into crozier and little...#and since a very popular fandom headcanon is that little is the one to ultimately kill dundy....#i have no idea where im going with this and with all my love to irving#imagining him as an aramis equivalent made me throw up in my mouth a little.#i guess aramis would have to be an insane combination of irving and hickey?? so ig he should kill uhh himself? shit omg wait#he does have a SA in the books.....#oh yeah it's all coming together#(<-lies. this makes no fucking sense)#pizza you've sent my mind into a spiral of eternal damnation im grasping at straws to make some ✨parallels✨#unfortunately im like a vampire in this case.#if you throw at me a bunch of potential parallels i cannot move a muscle until ive found counted and picked them all up#i hate it here#im not even tagging it this post is fucking shameful pathetic and desperate#and yeah hodgson is porthos im afraid deal with that#ask
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oh dude lice suck :(( n-e-ways Total Drama Dundie is canon
YE and whats really fuckin weird is like. we checked everyone in the household and... i am the ONLY person with lice... and i ... have been completely quarantined inside for weeks... like i havent gone anywhere or encountered anything new, i havent even ordered new clothes thru the mail or anything, i havent had contact with Anyone except those who live in this house so we have absolutely no idea. where they came from and why im the only one.
anyways sorry to bare the most unsightly personal parts of my soul to tee dee tumblr even MORE tonight, but im not even kidding if they made dundie canon and did it WELL in the new season. i could stan tbh its a little cute idk. 😔👉👈
allright campers followers, now its your turn to decide what you wanna vote me off cancel me from td tumblr for, having lice or stanning dundie
#tw bugs//#also there wasnt that many at all apparently (i didnt look my sister helped me it was an ordeal to keep me from a panic attack sdhfjd)#and they were all adults and eggs so it seems like. REcent and i#WHERE! DID YALL COME FROM#WHAT THE ///FUCK///#Anonymous
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