#idk why people love crop stomp and munchy monk so much. crop stomp is fun at least. munchy monk isn't super great

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

there is One Correlation between like 90% of the best rhythm heaven games. they're in ds. it's the best rhythm heaven-

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

here's the like. dumb titles/descriptions/whatever but. ds. ,,, i'm bad at posts ufhthyfjy-

built to scale: haha solfege go brr

glee club: screaming gay polyam children

fillbots: apparently the robots in fillbots have an advanced ai and by the time they get to the end of the production line they're fully aware of the other robots and i. i'm so concerned-

fan club: fjrhtbufjt G I R L -

also III SUPPOSE, HEY!

ds remix 1: tempo go brr

rhythm rally: god i love ds' model quality

shoot-'em-up: girl,,,

blue birds: birb

moai doo-wop: hate when i fuck up at singing and get pooped on

ds remix 2: the much required tropical remix

love lizards: is this how lizards,,, uh,,, fuck

crop stomp: this and love lizards are consecutive and use the same prologue. just a fun fact

freeze frame: references go brr (the crowd has space dancers, the clappy trio, and the rap men, and sometimes correctly timed pictures have the ninjas from ninja bodyguard, the brown rat from rat race, or a sneaky spirit)

the dazzles: YOU TOLD ME DREAMS COME TRUE- YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH- WE'LL FIND OUT, BABY TONIGHT, IF I GET CLOSE TOOOOOO YOUUUUU-

remix 3: swing: the remix

munchy monk: okay not to ignore munchy monk but like. y'all know what's next

dj school: DJ SCHOOL MY BELOVED, BEST GAME, THE DJS ARE SO GOOD AND GAY AND AAAAAA-

drummer duel: you need to no miss the part where it speeds up to 200 bpm or else, there goes your superb

love lab: is this acapella

remix 4: ah yes. the most romantic thing of all. clowns

splashdown: "there's no i in synchronized swimming- what? there is?" -paraphrased from splashdown's description. i'm sure why i find this funny is pretty clear-

big rock finish: one time i was bored and scrolling through rhythm heaven shit in ao3 and i saw a tag that was "no beta we die like people playing big rock finish the first time" or something like that and i just needed to share that

dog ninja: why does the song have a different name from the game (crop stomp and munchy monk do too)? not even the lyrical songs get that, at least not on the song list-

frog hop: uhhhh something something chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay,,, idk

ds remix 5: why oh why does this get so much hate

space soccer: rhythm heaven fandom acknowledge space soccer's existence challenge-

lockstep: oh no it's the hard one,,, but actually not-

rockers: this can go one of two ways. either i scream about the gay or i don't and find something else to say. ,,, this works too actually-

ds karate man: RAIN FALLS ON ME, AND NOW I'M WALKING AWAY- TELL ME, DO YOU FIND ME MOOORE BEAUTIFUL NOW- I'M NOT THE KIND TO LET YOU WATCH AS I CRY, SO I GOT TO LEAVE, I GOT TO FORGET YOU- duh duh duh

ds remix 6: the lockstep transitions are broken. unless you use touchless. idk why

airboarder: IT'S PARADISE SINCE THE FIRST TIME, I SAW YOU STANDING THERE- BUT IT FEELS SO LONG AGO NOW, YEAH- IT'S PARADISE BUT NO MAP CAN, SHOW US NOW TO GET THERE- SO C'MON, BABY, PLANET OF LOVE- WE MADE OUR WAY OUT OF THE LONG, LONG DARKNESS, AND WE MADE IT THIS FAR, SUUUCH A LOONG ROAD, SO LET'S GO- SHINING ALL THE WAY, OH WE'RE ON OUR OWN PATH NOW- WE CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE, THAT WE WANNA GO, OOH-HOO- SWEET SONG OF LOVE, OH CAN YOU HEAR IT TOO- I AM ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOU, MY SWEET DEAR- AND I SEE YOU RIGHT THERE, SMILING BACK AT ME, TOOOOOOO- W O O -

,,, uh. anyways-

built to scale 2: gotta love that very brief blackout

the dazzles 2: the dazzles but again. and like. farm? is this cottagecore- are the dazzles cottagecore lesbians-

frog hop 2: i still got nothing tbh

fan club 2: I'M SO FUCKING GAY FOR POP SINGER GUYS, Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND-

remix 7: people hate on this too. idk why

rhythm rally 2: this was my favorite game one time. still pretty good

fillbots 2: this is a few seconds shorter than one of the hands. why

blue birds 2: u h something something russia idk tbh

lockstep 2: this was my first perfect in ds

remix 8: s p e e d

moai doo-wop 2: why does this START set 9?

ds karate man 2: ah yes. very compressed but also superior struck by the rain. my favorite

glee club 2: i. is this rhythm hell- are the chorus kids in rhythm hell- w. why???

space soccer 2: is this where the double date jokes come from. cuz they both have farm/cowboy/whatever-themed sequels. either way they're good. don't see them a lot anymore tho :/

remix 9: one of the few ds remixes actually talked about. granted it is really good but also i mean. they all are-

shoot-'em-up 2: h

splashdown 2: hate that damn required input. you know the one

munchy monk 2: munchy monk is yet again immediately overshadowed

rockers 2: remember when i hated this? cuz that was. a thing. idk why-

remix 10: aka. the best medley remix