#if Haku is a river does that make him nonbinary-to-male?

[gagoochi]

I just watched Spirited Away last night for the first time and I gotta say I was NOT prepared to find out the plot twist was the girl being in love with a LITERAL river. Like I spent the entire end of the movie laughing because it was just so unexpected. Also, if I were a dragon, I'd want to be a cool river dragon like Haku or whatever his actual name is (I was too busy laughing at him for being a river in love with a human to remember). Ok going back to the river thing, can you imagine you almost drown in a river and then fall in love with said river?? Sorry, I'm still not over it. I didn't realize Ghibli movies were so goofy.