#if i had a shadow funko i could rotate him irl tho

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quickie sonic headcanons because i already don't post much (and i'm bored and want to work on something but i can't quite seem to focus on studying for finals)

sonic

alloace

adhd

posts a lot of urban exploration and skateboarding videos on social media (and chilidog reviews)

always accidentally tips REALLY well because he can't be bothered with change

ended up having to wear knee braces at a pretty young age

hyperfixated on the fresh prince of bel air at one point

tails had to make him custom phone protection because he can't seem to keep a phone for more than a week

never actually bothered to learn any real fighting techniques

shadow

aroace

autistic, adhd, bpd, ptsd

rouge set him up on social media and all he posts is pictures of his motorcycle and earth stuff

he types like a boomer and doesn't really understand how social media works

favorite color is blue (maria + earth)

doesn't have to eat or sleep for longer periods of time than the average mobian

would listen to his themes from the games unironically

special interest is motorcycles, but also knows an unhealthy amount about stars and space and such (gee i wonder why)

not actually very fast without his air shoes, probably about the same base running speed as amy

some days he just wakes up already pissed about some thing or another and he knows it's not fair to others but also has no idea how to stop or change it

prefers daytime skies and sunrises over the night sky and sunsets (he thinks the stars are overrated - tbf tho some of the worst moments of his life happened under the stars)

silver

oh my god he's bisexual i didn't know that

also autistic (but on the hyper emotionally sensitive end of the spectrum)

super socially awkward

super in love with blaze but has no idea she feels the same way about him

bread is his favorite food

rouge

listens to jazz and stuff like madonna and gwen stefani

bi but with a preference for women

takes team dark on various outings with her even if they have no reason to be there

occasionally has girls' nights with amy when she's a bit older

took shadow and omega to the barbie movie with her

it's her car, she just prefers to have a chauffeur