#if my ships aren't loser4loser i don't want them

[emryses]

just so we're clear, when i describe eddie munson as Suave and Aloof or Cool it is only because i am writing him from steve's perspective, who is a Pathetic little man with a massive crush and thinks eddie eating a peanut butter sandwich would make him look, like, so fucking cool, robin are you seeing this !!!!! but eddie is a wet toe of a man. a total loser. he sits at home and doodles his and steve's initials in his sketchbook with a little heart around it and then rips the page out, crumples it up, and tosses it into the garbage. he misses. the empty garbage can is surrounded by fifteen other crumpled pieces of paper.