Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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BACK AT IT AGAIN YALL. I almost always exclusively draw four swords art with Link separated into the 4 boyos, plus Shadow of course. I wanted to shake things up a little! Explore a post-canon life with Link whole but Shadow around and being his perfect menace self.
I realize upon drawing this I made Zelda's hair wayyyy to poofy compared to her manga design BUTTT I like it that way so I'm keeping it. She looks fun-shaped.
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FF7 is up there as one of my favourite games of all time along with Ocarina of Time
I made these sketches a few months ago (October I think) and since I'm trying to get over my fear of posting art online I thought I might as well share some old art!!!!!!!!
(I made that first image with Tifa and Aerith because of the scene in FF7R in the train graveyard!!)
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I just finished playing Ghost Trick and for a split second right before Ray’s identity was revealed I fully thought it was going to turn out to be the spirit of the rat that keeps getting fucked over throughout the game and it was actually going to be the ultimate villain and was about to create another, even worse timeline that you would have to counteract.
And like the actual truth is much more fitting for the tone and themes of the game but I do also think “sudden death evil rat timeline” as the final level would’ve been. Very funny.
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i feel like we as a fandom do not take advantage of the fact that andrew did a criminal justice major and told everyone it was for the meme. i genuinely believe he was going to go out there and change the world and make it better, even if it was just a little bit. i mean can you imagine? CRIMINAL LAWYER andrew minyard. OFFICER minyard. DETECTIVE minyard. SHERIFF minyard! BODYGUARD andrew minyard!!! the possibilities!!
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peeta’s a sweetheart in and out of the bedroom. but he’s also a brat tamer and a tease and he loves to mock you for being just so fucking cockdrunk. “aw baby did i fuck you stupid?” no degradation, lots of praise, but he’ll be a little mean. calls you baby, princess, angel, sweet girl, babygirl. size kink. “aw are you having a hard time fitting my dick? you can take it babygirl, you’re so good for me” gets meaner when he’s tired or stressed. manspreader. loves when you blow him, he holds your hair and guides you but won’t make you choke. cowgirl is his favourite. loves to cover you in hickeys. can eat you out for hours. tells you to “use your words” while you’re a moaning fucking mess for him. always has to prep you with his fingers first. switch. worships the ground you walk on, your pleasure is his number one priority. absolutely obsessed with you, ready to go the second you flash him a seductive grin. fucking whimpers. loves when you grind on him. will cum in his pants. “fuck i’m sorry baby you just feel so good” so vocal, praise or moans it doesn’t matter. begs you to let him cum.
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