#if villains have katanas and white hair and black wingS/black wing aesthetics and green eyes and mental instability and op boss fights like

[heraldofcrow]

You RUINED Brador for me, I can't even look at any art or screenshot of him now without thinking "oh no he is hot", every single time I see him now I feel strange, unexplainable 'guilt' (?), like if I am doing something wrong dfkjfjdsd Like, how do I even explain or identify what exactly moved me so hard in the way you portrayed him? But yeah, sorry, but for that I will be confiscating Queen Yharnam from you :( Consequences have to follow......

NOOOOO GIVE QUEEN YHARNAM (Annalise?) BACK!! NOT FAIR!! YOU STARTED IT!!!

You don’t understand, I HAD to do this as revenge for what you did to me with Sephiroth!! Saying you imagined Crow with a low anime villain voice which made me look at the most cliche one for reference!!! I WASN’T SURE WHAT YOU MEANT AT FIRST BECAUSE I’VE ONLY EVER WATCHED ONE ANIME!!

EVIL MOVE!!

You: Bloody Crow would have the anime villain voice xD

Me: Oh, she must mean like that Sephiroth guy or something.

*casually goes to watch a full clip of Sephiroth for the first time to confirm the suspicion*

*three hours pass*

*is still watching clips of Sephiroth, can’t stop looking at gifs, is finally reading up on Final Fantasy, considering playing it, watches more Sephiroth clips, can’t stop reading about the character, journalist frenzy starts, keeps watching clips, goes to work thinking about the character*

LOOK WHAT YOU DID???!!! I was supposed to simp for obscure weirdos like LOGARIUS, not the CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE ANIME CHARACTER DESIGN THAT IS SO OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO MAKE PEOPLE GO INSANE SNJHBBHJ—

So, friend of mine. Consider us even. Enjoy your Brador brainrot. I ain’t even sorry. I WILL do it again. >:)