#if we’re being fr tho allen knows

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the gang innocently murders lavi

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2p Japan (general) Headcanons

I haven't got any asks yet so I'll start off with these ig.

His full name is Kuro Honda

What a little bitch bean boy, no fr-

He's small but he'll kick your ass

He lives in Kyoto usually but sometimes he'll go and visit America, China or like England and live there for a couple months because- he can.

^Allen appreciates this greatly because he cannot clean for shit- Kuro goes on a mad cleaning spree and cooks all the dinner

There was a point where our boi was interested in the pastel goth aesthetic- it was mc fucking adorable he made 1 look.

But before anyone could even dwell in the cuteness this bean didn't even-

He stopped it entirely, hid away his outfit, b r u h

Only Zao knows about it, Kuro knows that Zao knows but he's threatened him many many times-

He says it'll never happen again it was just a phase-

then why do you still have the outfit Kuro-

Absolute meme garbage,

You say a refrence l, even the most vague comment in the world? He knows-

^you'll say like 1/3 of a not so well known meme or trendy song, and he'll finish it like "here come-" Kuro: DAT BOI, SHIT WHADDUP

He's a hermit low-key high-key you know? But he's still active and aware of things, to the point where you kind of don't believe he's a hermit-

^Kuro you said you weren't at the meeting because of... several anime marathons?

"Correct"

So I guess we can give you a quick brief reca-

"that'll be unnecessary I already know about everything that's going on, thank you. *leaves*"

But he wasn't here for 3 months-

But he knows....he knows-

This Bois hair grows pretty fast, so it's usually either to his mid upper back or a cute short tousled bobcut or something.

When his hair is long he'll put it in space buns at night.

He hates it when people see his space buns, because they stare weirdly-

But all of Axis thinks it's cute-

^Kuro: Lutz

Lutz: hm?

Kuro: would you remove your hand from my buns

Lutz: hmmmmmm, but they're so smol and precious

Luciano: Lutz move your hands, now.

*Lutz moving away*

Luciano: now let me see these-

Kuro likes drawing a lot so he's started a channel with tutorials.

He gets really angry at watercolor, but he still uses it aLmOsT eVeRy TiMe

He also has a commentary channel, it's high tier comedy. He has a pretty big following.

His sense of humor is pretty innapropiate so, it's mostly like 16-30 year olds watching his content

It's kinda hard to make friends with him

Probably because he knows if you'll be friends before you do-

Awkward small talk will cause him to be astrally projected to another continent

Nothing really shooks this guy, it's sort of like he's seen everything but also at this point any surprise to come that he hasn't experienced he's just thinking "this makes sense"

^Alien invasion? "Oh yeah obviously"

^Godzilla has risen to kill all of humanity. "Knew it. Allen you owe me $50"

^The matrix is real, you can truly be whatever you want because this world is fake. "This was bound to happen at some point"

You don't want to see this man visibly upset

It's a scary time.

He'll fucking fold your ass, even if you're twice his height

^ *person annoying him existing*

Kuro: yo what's up with you, wanna catch these hands?

Okay maybe he doesn't say it like that, but that's how he feels-

Kuro is pretty close to the Axis although he doesn't like them all the time.

He looks up to Luciano in a way a bit

And Lutz if we're being honest, he appreciates his charisma

He's got other country friends:

Him and Allen are pretty chill, he's pretty sure Allen has a medium sized crush on him but eh-

He wishes he could talk to Matt more but they're both pretty reserved so it's harder to talk. They still have a mutual feeling of respect for eachother though.

He actually sort of can't stand François, but only because he doesn't know his full story, he just sees him as an attractive nihilistic manwhore. (Oh but Allen and Luciano are much more different-)

This is basically it tho, ask if you want more boyfriend ish headcanons abt him

And remember my ask box is open so send in a few!