#if yall dont get the navy seal copy pasta

[wannaeatramyeon]

Just gonna leave this here and request this type of scenario

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS IMMEDIATELY! Not me jumping on this straight away because its so fucking funny. Thanks as always, your brain and ideas... NO WORDS

Lookism being a menace at your window

(Gun to Daniel, Vasco, Jake, Johan, Goo, Samuel)

Gun + Big Daniel

1st night

Gun: why are you ignoring my calls

Daniel: GUN?! how did you even get my number! Wait

were those weird heavy breathing calls from YOU?!

Gun: ...

2nd night

Gun: Daniel come fight, don't be a tease

Daniel: NO

3rd night

Gun: Playing hard to get? Fine. I got you this [holds out rose]

Daniel: wtf? IM CALLING THE POLICE

Vasco

Vasco: I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL FLOWER AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU <3

You: VASCO YOU'RE SO SWEET!

Vasco: YOURE SO WONDERFUL Y/N, I LOVE YO-

Neighbour: hello police? There's a scary looking thug outside my window

Jake

Jake: [loudly and badly serenading you]

Neighbour: police? There's another scary thug...

Johan

Johan: I... I just wanted to see how you are

You: Aww...

Johan: Here, I got you a present [holds out shoes]

Your shoeless neighbour: POLICE-

Goo

Goo: [throws a little stone at your window]

You: [oblivious + chillin, watching tv]

Goo: [throws a slightly bigger rock]

Goo: [hurls a huge fuck-off brick and your window smashes]

You: WHAT THE FUCK-

[Looks out to see Goo]

Goo: [holds up rose] missed ya babe!!

Samuel (holding up his brass knuckles instead):

Samuel: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm the 3rd and 4th affiliate president, and I've been involved in numerous gangs in Seoul, and I have over 300 confirmed fights. I am trained with brass knuckles and I'm the top fighter in the entire four crews INCLUDING JAKE. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network at White Tiger-