#if you ask me to multiply something you can bet your ass im gonna count it like a long addition problem on my fingies | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

little-klng · 2 years

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cant deal with those poll posts asking how i do a simple math problem and they start listing weird pemdas number combos with an other option. the answer every time is "on my fingers for a couple minutes, crying" and its not likely to change

#i have to actually use my finger to point out and count how many 0's in a row there are for anything bigger than 1000 #and then count on my fingers again how many 1000s it is #just trying to read a number #like if i see 1000000000 i will literally use my finger to cover the number and then count the 0s in groups of 3 #like a child #like 'thousand... ten thousand... hundred thousand... million... ten million...' etc etc until i get the right one #yes this is obscenely embarrassing to have to do in person irl btw #if you ask me to divide in my head ill die btw.#if you ask me to multiply something you can bet your ass im gonna count it like a long addition problem on my fingies #you also cant stop me btw #7x5 uhhhhhhh well you see. 5+5+5+5+5+5+5=35. and i use the 5 because its easier to count up with #i dont know how i live like this either btw

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