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You're so mean to him

Where does all this water come from, anyway...?

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Whale

Where does all this water come from, anyway...?

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he craves that mineral

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Ancient Storyteller: I have created this legend to warn people away from awakening the slumbering old god, for if they do so there shall be dire consequences.

Evil Team Leaders: At last I have awakened the slumbering old god from the popular myth 'Don't awaken the slumbering old god!'

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It's fine I got a whale out of it

Also, why the fuck does the interesting and funny stuff keep happening to teens? Between who takes down teams to... most stuff that passes across my feeds... like, what?

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And that's why I've been to the bottom of the ocean and also space that one time

Also, why the fuck does the interesting and funny stuff keep happening to teens? Between who takes down teams to... most stuff that passes across my feeds... like, what?

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Yeah probably. You should see the Space centre workers trying to bribe them. It's really funny. And pshhhh, kids aren't THAT bad

Roadtrip! Goin' to Mossdeep. Am I going to end up babysitting the twins? Probably! Do I care? Nah they're cool

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Ohhh. Yeah they'll do that. One time I came over on like. A bad day and they told me that I (paraphrasing) felt like shit and should take a nap. And then they threw pebbles at me.

Roadtrip! Goin' to Mossdeep. Am I going to end up babysitting the twins? Probably! Do I care? Nah they're cool

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Yeahhh. I prefer having a NOT beamed brain. What did you do last time?

Roadtrip! Goin' to Mossdeep. Am I going to end up babysitting the twins? Probably! Do I care? Nah they're cool

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Roadtrip! Goin' to Mossdeep. Am I going to end up babysitting the twins? Probably! Do I care? Nah they're cool

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Based on this tweet!

As soon as I saw it I thought about them durheiow

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I would do a lot of things for food

Sometimes I do abuse my power but only for good.

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Wow.....

Sometimes I do abuse my power but only for good.

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Me when I remember May knows how to bake‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sometimes I do abuse my power but only for good.

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Makes sense. But you seem pretty good, too, from what I've heard.

.. Yeah. You're not wrong. Still. I mean, it's been fine my whole life. And yeah, sixteen.

Is that an "Um" em or an "Em" Em?

Either way. Don't worry about it too much, yeah?

Em. I know he's "normal" compared to everyone else on this forsaken site, but- but it still hurts. I know it hurts. For him to be away like that. To grow up not knowing if the last time your father came home would be the last.

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Awe. Well, guess I'll just have to figure out how contests work wherever I end up, yeah? Or keep taking lessons from Lis, or something.

I guess. She never.. seems upset, though. Just. Goes about life. We've all got our role, our stuff to do. Makes things easy, at least. But, yeah. You're.. Not wrong, I guess.

Is that an "Um" em or an "Em" Em?

Either way. Don't worry about it too much, yeah?

Em. I know he's "normal" compared to everyone else on this forsaken site, but- but it still hurts. I know it hurts. For him to be away like that. To grow up not knowing if the last time your father came home would be the last.