#if you think about it their fight was basically a poorly executed forehead kiss

[roykentalwaysremains]

ok re: royjamie fight choreography, i think i cracked it

roy dumped a beer on jamie’s sweatshirt (stone island, hooded sweatshirt in cotton fleece, sky blue, $390, thanks for asking) EXTREMELY DIRTY MOVE. i don’t think that’s bloody water from a clean up, the stain is too big and oddly located imo

then jamie ripped roy’s shirt (allsaints, tonic ramskull crew t-shirt, jet black, $49). omg just imagine him getting his hands on roy’s shirt collar and dramatically ripping with a stone cold expression

at some point jamie tried that fuckboy s1 air-kiss taunt on roy and roy headbutted him in the nose. hence the ice pack roy holds to his head later. cut on roy’s forehead is from jamie’s teeth by accident

no fists, just crimes on fashion and callbacks to their classic s1 power moves bc they both temporarily lost their goddamn minds. i have a hard time thinking about throwing punches when this possibility is so much funnier and “oh nooo i don’t want to hurt you but you are pissing me off so bad rn”