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cooler-ian · 1 year

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Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

#obey me crack #obey me crack theory #ignore my Diavolo virgin headcannon #obey me #i headcannon that angels don't actually have *cough cough* private parts #so i think it would be cool if satan was already born and being incubated for like #200000 years or however the long the war and the dialuci meetcute was separated #long story short #lucifer committed blasphemy by fucing the devil #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #obey me memes #diavolo #lord diavolo #obey me headcanons #lucifer obey me #diavolo x lucifer #obey me dialuci #dialuci #obey me lucifer #lucifer #obey me shall we date?

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