#ikari yaoroshi headcanons

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relationship headcanons for your favorite onis <3 // feat. shiki, osusuke, ikari

SHIKI

imma start off by saying that shiki, ikari and ousuke all gave the same kinda vibe — messy, goofy and whatnot

the differences i’d say are ALMOST invisible

so lets get started

HE ADORES YOU, WORSHIPS THE GROUND THAT YOU WALK ON AND DOES SO VERY VERT VERY PROUDLY

he can’t get enough of you, never

he takes you out on fun and cute little dates, like amusement parks or picknicks or you go to feed the ducks and pigeons at the park and all that stuff

he is so in love with your smile whenever a rollercoaster goes fast and pumps your adrenaline or whenever the birds you feed get close to y’all, and you get excited — he gets more excited just seeing you

he’s literally so cute

also, A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIIIIIIIIIIIIG FAN of matching outfits

you guys make jin throw up 🤮

that’s how cute you are together

shiki has two sides, however — the cute and goofy boyfriend that loved seeing you smile and SOMETIMES he transforms into his second form — the little shit that trolls you all day every day

i have a feeling that he loooooooooves pulling pranks on you and filming them, after which he sends them into the gc for everyone to watch (only if the prank is too good tho, he spares you of extra embarrassment)

shiki is the kind of boyfriend to call you goofy or dumb nicknames

a favorite of his is skrunky

“my wittle skrunklyyyyyyyy”

again, jin is vomiting his existence in the background

mudano ALWAYS tells him to use proper endermeant words but shiki just can’t bring himself to do that

it makes him physically ill ONLY thinking about not calling you skrunkly or his dummy yummy gummy bear

he also LOVEEEEEES to hold your hand or just feel you close, like i said he CAN’T. GET. ENOUGH. OF. YOU.

with him you can joke around and just be yourself and he is SO glad for it

IKARI

unlike shiki, he ALWAYS bullies you. don’t get mad tho, that’s his love language and he never means to say hurtful things <\3

if he senses however that he’s said something that hit a nerve he apologizes instantly and never ever again in his life jokes about that thing ever again.

also loves to lean with his elbows on top of your head to show off the height difference and doesn’t let you see the light of day about it

when it comes to dates i think he prefers staying in and ordering takeout because everyone except you annoys and angers him <3

that, or he likes to go on walks or picknicks at night. he just likes how peaceful everything is and he can calmly concentrate on your presence

might look hard and manly and mean on the outside and to others, but with you he’s putty

LIVES for your kisses and also can’t get enough of them, loves to carry you piggyback and sometimes he tries his ability and if it’s something cool like wings or those really fast shoes, he flies with you in his arms or runs with you on his back

he really likes how you’re like the only person he doesn’t get annoyed about

i got this thingy that he probably really likes picking you up and twirling you around in his arms

another man who loves your smile but loves your laugh even harder

if he could, he’d make an 8-hour long “y/n laughing — beautiful sounds to fall asleep to” youtube video

absolutely amazing boyfriend

OUSUKE

another bully ass bitch

you can already guess, but jic you aren’t sure, he’s going to make fun of you for everything. EVERYTHING

did you trip and fall three years ago while on vacation in rome? no problem, ousuke will remind you about it every day of your life until you die

he’s so cute but so fucking annoying at the same time

did you once burn some food accidentally? that’s okay! even though ousuke doesn’t know how to cook, he’ll still make fun of you for it.

as annoying as he is, you just can’t help but MELT and fall to your knees when seeing him smile

same thing goes for him tho

i think he particularly enjoys watching you do things that you love

for example, when you guys do karaoke in the car, he can almost not keep his eyes off of you when you shout the lyrics to your favorite songs

or when you’re so concentrated when you try out a new recipe, or his absolute favorite — the way you cheer with excitement whenever something goes the way you want it to go.

this beast of a man absolutely loves you

he cannot shut the fuck up about you and annoys tsukuyomi every day and all day

as well as the entire momo corp in his city

speaking of tsukuyomi, i feel like you’d get soooooo good along with him (who wouldn’t tho, just look at him)

especially because ousuke brings him over a lot, or because he drops lots of things over for ousuke, you guys got to know each other better throughout the years. he’s the one you go to for tarot readings or send the newest fashion drops to. literal king.

speaking of fashion, ousuke ALWAYS gets you gifts, and fancy ones too. loves to bring you trinkets from when he’s away on missions and the next second he drops a limited edition handbag or that sweater you’ve been raving about.

most of the time he consults with tsukuyomi just to be sure, but do not fret, he knows what you like better than you do — better safe than sorry when it comes to you, though.

he likes to take you out to fancy restaurants and expect birthdays and anniversaries to be ELITE

im talking trips to exotic places and shit

he literally spoils you so much and loves it.

he’s like a sugar daddy and tsukuyomi always jokes about that, but it kinda annoys him 🙄🙄

also

HE FALLS ASLEEP SO FAST WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR

he thinks he’s so cool and unbeatable but pat him on the head one time and he’s knocked out in your arms, sleeping like a baby.

love him 10/10 would recommend

[sscarchiyo]

dating them

parings: Ikari x gn!reader

type: headcanons

warnings: none

genre: fluff

🖇a/n: once again after reading the new chap 60 yesterday, i had to finish this. very proud of my boy 💕hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3

Ikari as a bf? definitely adventurous 😈

since he's know to be impulsive dates are spontaneous, never knowing when their gonna happen. About to go to class? he wants to ditch and go somewhere, You're sleeping? he's knocking on your door as loud as he can, asking if you wanna sneak out

personal hype man 2.0, definitely the type to say "wear whatever you want, i can fight". I also see him as the type of guy to like matching outfits? yk, but the funny couple ones.

very stubborn and aggressive, you always have to try and stop him from fighting people. It'll be for little reasons too; someone butted in the line? he's throwing hands, someone bumped into you guys? he's throwing hands, someone dared to breath the same air as you? throwing hands (jkjk he's not that crazy)

Ikari likes to show off, any time and anywhere. So best believe, he's going to take you anywhere that allows him to show case his skills.

he likes physical affection although he hesitant to show it. Not that he doesn't like it, but it's been said he gets ally blushy when seeing exposed bodies ( like when he told yomogi to cover up) he prefers acts of service

you're walking and your shoes untied?, he'll tie em up but act like it's a big deal. "you see this? im trying your laces for you, i'm the best boyfriend ever" "but they're just shoe lac-" " YEA ONES THAT IF YOU TRIP AND FALL YOU'LL DIE, SO I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE"

by no means is ikari yaoroshi a homework person, but if you're struggling he'll either a) offer to help, his term of "help" would just be sitting next you or he'll read the content out loud for you) b) tell you to forget about it or c) drag you to Jin for help, since clearly Jin's the smartest?

it's been stated that he's not the type of person who can read the room, so if there's something bothering you or he said something he shouldn't have at the time; just tell him or he wont get it

loves when you complement or praise him for something, wither it be his hair, brow piercing, his technique or anything really. He get's rlly happy ofc he won't tell you, but damn does it make him feel good. ah but do it too much and you'll burst his ego 😑

we know he's lost friends close to him as well, expect he hasn't openly stated it. So he might not bring up it, just because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable but again if you suggest going to thier graves he'll be shocked but happy none the less