#ikepri crack folder

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It'd be funny if the event commemorating Azel's route release was an AU where each of the suitors was the god of something

Jin - God of boobs and booze

Chev - God of books and protection

Clavis - God of love, legs and traps

Leon - God of meat and charisma

Yves - God of baking and bad luck

Licht - God of swords and horses

Nokto - God of sex and bargaining

Luke - God of honey and naps

Sariel - God of bureaucracy and glasses

Rio - God of worshipping Emma

Silvio - God of money and collars

Keith - God of weeds and apologies

Gilbert - God of jealousy and biting

Matias - God of waistlines and law

Kagari - God of war, dorayaki and cats

And the english version of this event that only exists in my head should be called Ikemen Pantheon.

I love Keith but I couldn't help myself.

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*The Mistress

*Bad End Gilbert

*Daddy

*Whose Dick Is That?! Crack Fic

*IkePri ABCs

*Pregnancy

*Rave Fuck

*AU MMO

*Master/Servant

*Patience is a Problem

*Yves Kloss (The Half Prince)

Don't feel obligated to do this, and if you never want to be tagged, please let me know. Haha. @welp-back-on-my-bs @scummy-writes @citrusmornings @bakersgrief @writingwhimsey @wistfulwanderingone @lorei-writes @moonstruckmelancholic @candiedcoffeedrops @fallenhanari @fang-and-feather

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i can’t remember if did this or not but it popped up in my head so i’m doing it

ikepri as writers

nothing much to say about chevalier he’d be a romance author. it’s not that he can’t write anything else, he’s got the smarts for writing a mystery plot or thrillers or dramas whatever else genres. he’s just drawn to romance the most.

jin’s gotta be a erotica/smut writer but he probably has a pen name lol. very popular author with the ladies he’s pretty much the only male author that seems to nail the erotic stuff and actually knows women’s anatomy. very versatile smut writer and has a wide variety of content, you’re guaranteed to find something you like. he writes stuff with and without plot. his plots are actually pretty decent and original; although he does write cliche and overdone tropes pretty well too.

clavis is a crack fic writer. he writes “fanfiction” of chevalier’s stuff and he just pranks(?) the characters. he makes up oc’s and just memes everyone in the story. he also probably is that type of author to update his readers with the most batshit crazy out of pocket news about his life. “sorry for not updating i got stabbed by my brother so i stabbed him back so sorry if this has mistakes i didn’t have time to edit it i hope you guys enjoy!” he also writes original stuff too but it goes unnoticed and it’s not as popular as his crack fic content.

leon’s the type of writer that writes like three sentences and then goes back to just daydreaming about the story instead of writing it. or he just falls asleep. he’s got some good ideas he just has a hard time sitting down and actually writing it. he probably also falls down rabbit holes or research so he knows strange and random facts about weird topics. when he does post, it goes largely unnoticed but he has a few loyal readers that prefer to be anonymous. leon would probably write a bunch of different genres because he’s just got a lot of different ideas. he definitely draws from his experiences and personal beliefs. his characters are very lovable but if only he updated his work…

yves writes baking recipes and puts his entire life story before recipes. just kidding. kinda. i think he writes romance too because everyone else seems to be writing romance? he reads his brothers’ work, mostly leon’s, licht’s, and chevalier’s work. he was tricked into reading jin’s content and now he refuses to read anything from jin and clavis. ngl tho he has tried to write smut but it won’t ever see the light of day. unless clavis gets his hands on it. anyways yves probably spends too much time planning out his characters. he’s got an organized folder of information for each character. spends way too much time on baby name websites too. also way too much time on pinterest looking for outfit inspo for his characters. so all this time spend on planning and making them, he always gives his characters happy ends and never hurts them.

licht writes angst, but he always gives them a happy end. it’s kinda like his way of coping? writing a happy ending simply because he can because he’s the god of his own world. the sense of control he has of his characters brings comfort. they do experience a lot of traumatic things, but he always resolves everything in the end. his characters have the best development and the writing in those emotional scenes are immaculate.

nokto doesn’t really write. he thinks he’s not good at it but he’s decent. i think he writes angst or maybe tragedy is a better word to use here. but it’s in a forbidden/taboo setting (nothing inappropriate get your mind outta there). he writes situations of his characters wanting something they can’t have (kinda like romeo and juliet). he’s also a casual smut writer which makes the tragedy hurt more.

luke doesn’t writer he’s a reader. he’ll read anything as long as it’s interesting. he thinks jin’s stuff is weird but it’s easy to follow so he reads it. he also reads clavis’ stuff and thinks it’s really good (actually he doesn’t think that he was just bribed with honey to say it was good). he’s dabbled in a little bit of writing stories but it never really went anywhere. he has written children’s stories tho. it’s just sitting in his drafts collecting dust.

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Hnngg, yall I got too many WIPS *cracks knuckles*

This does not include my untitled wips 💀

KEEF

Idol AU

Izumi 2??

Koi no Yokan

Ojitos Lindos

Fantasmas

Corazón sin cara

First love Ennoshita

Every Summertime

Deal? Deal

Why Won’t You Love Me

Mrs. Coach

Oh daddy my daddy

Strangely sentimental

Versace on the floor

Aren’t you the sweetest thing on this side of hell

Ikepri suitors and which haikyuu team they would be on

Hq characters and 5sos song they are

Private chef Osamu

Thank you for the tag @scummy-writes !

I don’t have any clue who’s been tagged and I don’t have many moots so I’m only tagging @theverakeller @queengiuliettafirstlady @drachonia and then any other writer who wishes to participate that hasn’t been tagged already 🩷

[judesmoonbeauty]

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Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

• Applethorn Prologue - Team Apple/Team Thorn

• A Briar Dream Chapitre Quatre - Jude series

• Son of Poseidon Prologue - Suitor TBD

• Tremble - Jude & Ellis suitors

• Roses of Madness - Liam

• Cookie Macabre - Victor

• Restless - Victor

• Requiem Blanc - Multiple suitors

OC Fics:

• Collab Fic - Another moot’s OC in AU

• Smoke - AU Jude x Isla

• To Hell With This Sh** - IkePri OC Ciena Intro

• Under The Surface - AU Isla intro

• Now That Ya Know - Victorian Isla intro

• Disgust - Victorian Isla x Jude

I don’t know enough to tag, but please feel free to join…..I should really get cracking on these.

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Gilbert waiting for someone to come play a trick on him:

Also Gilbert waiting for someone to come play a trick on him:

inspired by @ikeprinces-stuff's gilbert friend request meme

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i had to blur clavis' boobs or tumblr wouldn't let me post >_>

i was honestly just gonna stop at gilbert but i saw the version of the meme with multiple portraits and i knew what had to be done

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not pictured but alter keith would 20000% snatch your phone and then hold it 7ft above your head while he pretends to go through everything on your device

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the chibi heads was inspired by dark-frosted-heart's edit of chibi clavis' head on normal clavis' body XD

also i have (false? actual?) memory of the dudes in dino costumes? so just to be safe, i'm not claiming this idea at all T_T if you know, tell me, and i'll give credit!!

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Gilbert is so hands-on/DIY that the moment Emma starts breastfeeding, there's a 100% chance he'll offer to be her teet-holder/operator and a 200% chance he'll invent baby formula on the spot (if he hasn't already) as well as a state-of-the-art :

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Gilbert: