#ilona tries to cash in on a new meme

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

my teachers to me at catholic school every fucking day back in 2011: you have very low self-esteem bc you’re so unladylike and unchristian with your dirty mouth and poor behaviour. what could’ve caused this??

me: my brothers in christ and sisters of sin you created this anxious and depressed mess with very unhealthy and unachievable “christian” standards of female presentation and behaviour. please fuck off

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

the captain of the ever given before getting stuck in the suez canal: i beez in the trap i b-beez in the trap

the captain of the ever given after getting stuck in the suez canal: oh fuck im stuck in the suez canal. i’m stuck in the trap. st-stuck in the trap. b-blocking global world trade for weeks. fuck it i’ll draw a dick in the suez canal

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

*AC/DC voice* IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO (SUPER) HELL *air guitar solo*

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

some of you never got yelled at for refusing to cooperate in team sports or just sport in general during PE/sport lessons because you hated the forcefully competitive nature of it all through school, which led to you developing a crippling fear of all sport that involves teams or personal trainers and competitiveness, and it shows