#im a flaming lesbian in the way that if i like a girl my gender is Different however i do like guys but in the gay way

[abnormallybetrayed]

god i love lesbians. stay silly :3!!

[gordvendomewhore]

BULLY OC MEME [CHRIS KATO]

hey!! so i meant to post this uh. MONTHS ago, but...later is better than never LMAOO

if you’ve been following me for awhile, you might’ve heard me mention chris and hollis before!! they are my ocs, and they’re actually from an original story of mine lmao they weren’t made for bully.

this is chris’s template!! hollis’s will be posted right after this!!

also fair warning im not,,, japanese so her japanese dialogue might not be 100% accurate and maybe even cringey but im basing all my info on google translate (ew i know), japanese websites, my friend who speaks the language, and my own experiences with mixing foreign languages into english lmao.

anyway, have fun reading this if you do!! and feel free to ask any questions you might have about chris uwu (photos of her are at the end!!)

[INFO]

Name: Christine Konami Kato (加藤 琥波 Kato Konami)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Clique: Non-cliques, but on good terms with the greasers

Personality: Blunt, indifferent, critical, philosophical.

Weapon/fighting style of choice:

- Chris can hold herself in a physical fight, but not well enough to actually win without any major injury (unless it’s against the Nerds, Bullies, or Non-Cliques).

- However, she is incredibly fast and has insanely accurate aim, which fuels her preference for projectile weapons.

- In fights, Chris will run away from her opponent and turn back to throw whatever weapon she has at them; It gives her the advantage of distance.

- Chris doesn’t really care about beating someone else up to the point of them passing out, she just wants to cause chaos and escape without a busted lip.

- While she’ll use any projectile weapon, Chris prefers firecrackers. She’ll also occasionally use marbles.

[DIALOGUE]

Greetings:

- Hey, Hopkins.

- What’s up?

- Nice seeing you around, Jimmy.

Saying Goodbye:

- I gotta go. My girl’s waiting for me.

- Hate to cut the conversation short, but there’s better things I have to do.

- Someone’s calling my name. See you later.

Chasing:

- Idiot, you really think you can outrun me?

- My parents had to run all the way to Japan to escape me, Hopkins!

- Can’t you run any faster? You’re making this too easy, Hopkins!

Out of Breath:

- God...maybe...I should cut back on the cigarettes...

- ちくしょう。。。(Damn it...)

- ...Whatever. There’s better things to do.

Walking around talking to themselves:

- I miss Japan.

- Can’t wait to see this place go down in flames. Metaphorically and literally.

- 彼女はとても可愛い。。。(She’s so cute...)

- Gotta check up on Hollis later.

- I miss おばあちゃん。(I miss grandma.)

- Don’t the jocks have better things to do than hunt me down?

- Do I have my lighter?

- Everyone in this 不浄な地 thinks they’re so great. (Everyone in this shithole thinks they’re so great.) (Note: the direct translation of 不浄な地 is “unclean land.”)

Conversing:

- You hear about Gary’s new pet? Now he has another weasel to go along with that runt, Kowalski.

- I hear Johnny Vincent’s having trouble keeping his relationship together. And his mental stability, but everyone already knows that.

- Ever light a car on fire?

- You hear about Gary’s big, bad plan?

- I’m not an arsonist! It’s not like I burnt down my entire middle school!

- Word on the street says Peanut has it real bad for the boss. Seems like every second in command does.

Conversation Response:

- I hope not.

- You did what?

- Yeah, no.

- Sure.

- Karma’s coming your way.

- Sure, doesn’t sound too bad.

- Mhm, yeah.

Complaining:

- I wish that Northwick kid would stop bothering me.

- Johnny’s just pissed because my girl actually wants me.

- I love Hollis, but I cannot stand another four hours of posing for one of her paintings.

- They couldn’t just take me back with them. They just had to send me to this hellhole.

- God, I need another cigarette.

- The greasers are so clingy.

Unknown/Cut Dialogue:

- Yeah, yeah, my girlfriend will pay you.

- くたばれ！(Fuck off!)

- ...Naked twister?

- Maybe the tooth fairy will give you a few dollars for the teeth I knock out.

- Who knew I’d be coming to you for help, huh?

- Don’t...drink hand soap? I feel like I shouldn’t have to tell you this.

Starting fight with Cliques:

[Bullies]

- Don’t make this any harder for yourself.

- Let’s make this quick, yeah?

- Your mom hit me harder in bed last night!

- Don’t you think you’d look so much cooler in a neck brace?

- ああ, 黙れ. (Oh, just shut up.)

[Preps]

- Pretend I’m daddy’s black card and run faster!

- Let’s see if your blood’s actually blue.

- Inbred freak!

- Boxing rules don’t apply when you can’t even touch me! [Laughs]

- 青鬼! (Blue demon!)

[Greasers]

- Come on, we smoke together, I’m basically one of you!

- I hope your hair products aren’t flammable.

- Is this because I don’t slick my hair back?

- Is this because I don’t wear a leather jacket?

- くたばれ! (Drop dead!)

[Nerds]

- I’ll let you take your glasses off before I break your face.

- You don’t want a repeat of Alexandria, do you?

- Roll that D20; It’ll decide how many of your bones I’m gonna break.

- 弱虫! (Wimp!)

- Maybe you should start taking that saying, “Hit the books,” more literally.

[Jocks]

- You can’t break my spine if you can’t catch me!

- ‘Roid rage alert!

- Work on your cardio, 下衆野郎! (Asshole!)

- You’re supposed to avoid the firecracker, not catch it with your face.

- とんちき！(Meathead!)

[Townies]

- Save your bitching for someone who cares.

- We’re both poor! Shouldn’t there be some form of solidarity?

- ばかげた! (Flunky!)

- Hit me if you can!

- Chase after the preps instead! They can get you free healthcare if you beat it out of them!

Requesting an errand:

- Hey, Jimmy, got a second to spare?

- You owe me, Hopkins. You know that saying, an eye for an eye.

- I have a favor to cash in. Uh-uh-uh, don’t try backing out of this.

Friendly Comments:

- Woah, you look half-decent for once, Hopkins.

- Maybe you can finally get a girlfriend now.

- New wardrobe, huh? Doesn’t look too bad.

- You finally fixed your looks! Now you just gotta fix your personality.

Unfriendly Comments:

- You make me want to light myself on fire.

- It’s cute seeing you follow in your mom’s footsteps, やりまん. (Slut.)

- Don’t even try making eye contact with me.

- [Loud Snickering] Oh, sorry, I wasn’t laughing at you! [Sarcasm]

[EXTRA]

Demanding flowers:

- Come on, you gotta prove you’re worth my time.

- You got something special for me, don’t you, Hopkins?

- Don’t you think it’s time you pay me back for my kindness?

- A little something would be nice...

After receiving flowers:

- Thanks, my girlfriend loves flowers.

- Such a gentleman, James. Too bad I’ve never had a thing for men.

- ...Are these from the Girl’s Dorm?

- It’ll be fun to burn these, thank you.

Before kissing:

(No matter what, Jimmy can’t actually kiss Chris)

- [Bad Japanese Accent] Uh, sorry, no English.

- I’d like to avoid getting cooties if possible, thanks.

- I got a girlfriend, Hopkins.

- Sorry, I’m allergic to boys.

@video-space this is 4 you....

[coffeeastronaut]

Haruka + Kiryu <3

sorry lucy cas beat you to the haruka punch 😔 i have a lot to say however so get ready for round 2.

haruka:

Sexuality Headcanon: i said lesbian last time to now its bisexual [is indecisive] but she defo leans towards girls. femme for femme legend

Gender Headcanon: i think her and kiryu bond over transgener moments :) you probably shouldnt let a kid help w t shots but well ! (or at least when shes older i mean. not till shes like. 14 or so) i think they do their hormones together like at the same time. they help each other with it

A ship I have with said character: head empty. um elaborating on the girls she crushed on it was like. [meeting another idol] oh no shes pretty [meeting a street dancer] oh no shes pretty [meeting a classmate] oh no shes pre-

A BROTP I have with said character: i think shes probably closest with ayako @ the orphanage since they both tend to take on caretaker rolls :) they both call the other on over working but never themselves so its good that they have each other

A NOTP I have with said character: theres thisnone throw away line in 5 when she meets a palm reader where hes like (after a slew of correct readings) oh ur romance line is doing great ;) and the only thing i can think that is supposed to mean is like. akiyama???? which makes me want to kill someone preferably whoever wrote that

A random headcanon: shes got a a little devious streak >:) nothing major but when she makes those little remarks that are a bit too on the nose well... she knows exactly what shes saying lol. none of her siblings ever prank her either bc they know it would start a war. she never starts it tho

General Opinion over said character: i really just :) haruka :) yayyy :) i never rlly understood like comfort characters or really latching onto characters but now. yeah i get it

kiryu:

Sexuality Headcanon: gay gay homosexual gay

Gender Headcanon: hes trans but in a like. he defeated gender its over now kind of way. he finished it. no-op he just does a lot of pushups (+t)

A ship I have with said character: uhhh idrk. saejima and him make me smile i think they could be a good goofy couple but like you dont notice unless you really know them both. its like [slight smile while looking at each other] haruka: no pda please its gross

A BROTP I have with said character: im stupid as fuck i deadass forgot abt majima ‘twin flame’ goro for that last one. he can be his terrible bestie instead i think they hit each other (bonding activities is throwing bicycles at your friends 💛). fr tho i do think they make nice friends :)

A NOTP I have with said character: head empty im choosing to believe people are normal. wait actually the cop. not a good pairing at alllll theres no chemistry and the age difference is 🤢. i think its interesting to think abt like what she REPRESENTS for him in 2 re: his own desires + a life outside the yakuza (which this is already covered by haruka but its said in a different way here thats interesting but. whatever i digress) but the like textual actuality of them being a couple is. i mean well you saw it so

A random headcanon: i think ive said this before but i think its so fuckin funny of him to have his first proper crush be on pocket circuit fighter. its not reciprocated obvi but like kiryu bro you dont even know his name (yet). and then when he sees him again in 6 w a wife and child hes like 😔 damn i missed my chance 😔 shouldnt have waited over 30 years 😔

General Opinion over said character: fuck yeah dude i adore this guy i really do :)