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nyxi-pixie · 2 years

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fuck it. byler headcanons to heal the soul

the first time they get drunk mike loses his fucking mind (wheeler siblings cant handle their alcohol AT ALL) and will has to half carry him home while mike rants about how strong he is (will brings it up to bully him all the time and mike refuses to believe he ever said Anything about how will is so strong he could win a fight against the hulk)

karen is very tired of having to buy new folders bc mike keeps filling his with wills art and then pesters her for new ones. he has his own lil bookcase dedicated to the Will Art Folders because he refuses to throw away anything wills ever drawn for him(even the shit he drew at like 6 years old that was good for a 6 year old but like.. its still drawn by a 6 yr old) this is actually the reason he had no pocket money in s2 its because he spends all of it on will art folders (REAL he told me himself)

mikes music taste is AWFUL like he listens to the most cringey bullshit ever made and genuinely thinks its the best thing ever. he learns how to make mixtapes from jonathan just so he can make one filled with wills fav music and then the last song is some Awful pop song that he knows will hates just to fuck with him.

#byler #listen the gods spoke to me and they told me this is all real okay #im a mike has shit music taste truther okay #the only good songs he likes are ones that will has conditioned him to enjoy bc of pure determination #converting mike to a bowie stan is wills greatest success #anyway #mike wheeler is gay #mike 100% believes will could win a fight against hulk #idk if this is bc he thinks will is the coolest person alive or if its bc he has no understanding of fighting ability #i mean the mfer thought he could win against billy #like he just throws himself at people and is like 'surely it will work this time!!' and it never does #so maybe he thinks will could best hulk bc of homosexual fuelled belief in his bf or maybe its just bc hes kind of stupid<3

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