#im all about schees angst

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I actually think that Weiss is the only Schneebling whose birth was planned and intentional.

In my theory, Willow and Jacques got married once Willow found out she was pregnant with Winter. They planned on having a second child, hence Weiss birth. Then, Nicholas got sicker and Willow wasn´t even planning on having a third child as it was not her priority at the time. But still a few days/weeks after Nicholas death she found out she was pregnant.

She was suffering from losing her father and was in no condition to take care of a child physically and mentally, even Klein had to agree when she said she couldn´t bear the responsability and she was contemplating an abortion. But it was Jacques that convinced her to have Whitley and to not get rid of him.

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Things That Have Happened In The Revue Starlight Hell™ Discord In The Last 24 Hours

Finding out that while I was gone someone decided to kill Claudine, MAD AND SAD for like twenty minutes then I was fine

Shitposted to cope

basically the angst was

This happened

So did this

Me and one of the 'Top Trash’ screamed about how much we love Weiss Schnee this morning

Then screamed about how much we love the RWBY girl’s VA’s

Screamed about how Arryn Zech is a pure cinnamon roll

Memes were shared

Made an IT cringe when I showed them the video of me smacking my computer screen with a keyblade

I made the grievous error or reading all of ‘My Friend Is A Plastic Surgery Monster’

I then proceeded to scream in terror into the void and by the void I mean the chat

I planned to go to sleep with my Nora hammer at my bedside in self defense

I said this

I posted many gay memes

Collected gay shit to put on a RWBY themed calendar

Literally everyone in the chat at the time and I screamed even more about loving Weiss Schee

its a wonderful cycle

Turns out everyone else who was screaming the love Weiss Schnee also really dont like the show’s writing that much or the show in general

why does everyone hate rwby's writing ;-; Am I just dumb and easily entertained

We debated what Sienna Kahn in RWBY Chibi would be like and it was glorious

We actually semi got on topic and discussed a RWBY x RS crossover and the hijinks that would ensue with Karen and Ruby meeting and Mahiru and Weiss bonding over their puppy-like girlfriends

this happened

im now the resident cinnamon roll apparently. I’m flattered but do I deserve that title? XD

Somehow got onto topic of favorite things

Made the statement “i’m an emotionally driven person” and got called a pure cinnamon roll again like whoa...? What? Im flattered?

am also a puppy apparently? like omg these guys are too nice

RWBY Memes happened

And by this time it was my curfew and I had to go to bed, aka sit glaring at the door with my Elucidator instead of my warhammer cause it was too heavy

got called out hard for it being my own fault for reading it

This somehow lead to them going ‘Are we having a revue’ so it turned into a hypothetical Revue with me with my foam sword and Tender Mayo using a cat as a weapon because i’m allergic

The chat proceeded to fill up with Giraffe’s

Somehow this turned into everyone debating whether they would skin the giraffe

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!” “CHRIST YOU SAY?? KUROMAYA WOULD APPROVE OF THIS REVUE AND THAT IS THE ONLY GOD I WORSHIP!”

Somehow turned into a discussion about how shitty PETA is

I tried to deescalate the Giraffe skinning with a cat in a lobster costume and four origami yoda’s slowly getting smaller and smaller with each one

The hypothetical giraffe got skinned because I didn’t vote

this did not help me not think about the Plastic Surgery Monster story

We all realized im a dumbass with no self restraint and stupid amounts of curiosity

I got sent to the corner for being a dumbass but I got to take my sword with me

I was very thirsty an wanted to get water but was scared

This somehow turned into a talk about our deepest fears and this inevitably lead to me telling them the horrifying story of the time I had to get an IV

sent everyone a picture of me pointing at my door with my sword

as you do

Stuff winded down

I was told very aggressively to get some freaking sleep cause it’s 2AM what are you doing

I went from being too shy to talk to everyone to telling everyone a great deal about myself like deepest fears and favorite things

So basically I’ve been established as the innocent cinnamon roll that’s an excitable puppy with absolutely no self restraint

I mean... Accurate, but-