#im doing this on mobile bc holy shit this was funny - lily

[omgrenhasfriends]

what if each yan play fuck, marry, kill with each other ? :3c

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Ezra: certified homie fucker Realistically he wouldn't kill any of his homies buT if he was forced to it'd probably end up being River (solely bc the two aren't super close and not bc of who River is, sorry Jesse 💀) Marry? All of them Diva/Krow/Illow Fuck? All of them 2 electric bugaloo [REDACTED]/Fone/Eddie

Fone: Definitely kill Illow, in this au they're more tolerable to each other but stillll Marry ? Krow (they already fucked its time to get marry)/ Diva/ Theo Fuck ? [REDACTED]/ Ezra/ River/ Eddie

Illow: They're killing Fone, no question Marry ? Ezra/ River/ [REDACTED] Fuck ? also ezra Krow/ Eddie/ Diva/ Theo

Theo: Kill: While he wouldn’t really want to kill any of them, probably Eddie/Illow (No offense LOL. Eddie reminds Theo of himself, in a way… so that might have something to do with this choice.) Marry: Diva/Krow/Fone Fuck: Ezra/River/[REDACTED]

Krow: Kill: River and [REDACTED] cause Krow has a grudge towards them for the god damn chicken nuggets shenanigans. But also Illow cause he'd kill his bestie. So fuck you. Marry: Ezra/Fone (course he'd marry his bestie you kidding) /Diva (they're an item in an au soooo) Fuck: Eddie/Theo

Eddie: (Diva is excluded since she's his sister and doesn't wanna kill her) Kill: (He wouldn't see why he has to choose KILL, but he'd have to put them here cause he's not dtf nor marry as he's not close to them as much as the others.) Illow , River, and Theo Marry: [REDACTED], Fone Fuck kiss:[REDACTED] (although he’s probably fuck him), Ezra, Krow (He didn't wanna make a whole list of just kills so since these two are closest to Diva he put them here)

Diva: (Eddie is excluded same reason) Kill: NO ONE >:( WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HER!!!!! Marry: Krow, Ezra, Fone, and [REDACTED] Fuck: Theo, Illow, and River

River: doesn't have the heart to kill his homies... only brawn babyyy kill: no one ✌️ Marry: Krow, [REDACTED], Diva, Theo, Fone Fuck: [REDACTED], Ezra, Eddie, Illow (his type is apparently emos/alts lmfao)

💖 Ren/[REDACTED] 💖 Canon!Ren would kill all of them because he isn't able to form emotional attachments with anyone other than Angel T_T So I'm changing mine to kiss hehe <3 Kiss: Fone, Krow, Diva Marry: Eddie, River, Theo Fuck: Ezra, Illow, Eddie again <3

[wasabioverdrive]

tumblrless pmmm au anon again. SCREAMING clapping my hands throwing flowers on stage tears in my eyes ohhh I love this shit smmm. wish I saw it sooner sobs ANWAY YEAHHH FUCK YEAHH WHOO ive thought about white lily being in a pmmm au as well because like. come on it’s obvious. also I think her deisgn lends well to older magical girl outfit designs. SUCH a fan of lotus being the fuckhead behind all this. good for them. the idea of the attendents is so neat as well… fuck yes (1/?)

anyway this is a kind of canon ambiguous idea but like. what if lotus sort of acts like multiversal kind of figure? like they got so high off of anyones dreams and silly magical girl shenanigans they just sort of clipped out of reality or smth. and like they’re in a semi dragony witch form 24/7 (<thinking too hard). (2/?) that could probably explain how the attendants can be anywhere at anytime and that could probably concern the tbd (well maybe tk knows but isn’t telling anyone bevause ahah funny). broo whag if hydrangea is in witch form. im normal about lotus i swear - croissant catching onto string gummer doing all the timeline bullshit that once again surrounds her. peep into the horror once again (3/?)

would probably be interesting if wasabi catches into all this bs from mustard ans being like Oh Fuck and then contacting the tbd or smth. i have a mini mustard wasabi tbd au anyway I think theres potential for smth there. wasabi would just throw herself right into the horrors tho lmao. but ANYWAY I love this au i am getting thoughts for it as well now we are speaking telepathically thank you thank my crops are growing my skin is growing life is beautiful. (4/?) sorry if the formatting is weird or hard to read btw. I just copied pasted from a discord dm and am using the hell fuck that is mobile web browser tumblr. anyway have a nice day :]] (5/5)

UR SO RIGHTTT this is LITERALLY US RN:

lotus being a multiversal figure is SO COOL LOVE THAT...i need to draw a fucked up dragon-witch form for them omg...thats also kind of funny too like. pitaya, seeing lotus noclip through reality: huh

actually now this has me wondering how the other dragons would think of lotus becoming some kind of multiversal mf. ik lychee has tension w them from their ob relationship chart so maybe they could be like “hey what the hell” but i need to watch more dragon event cutscenes so i can formulate my thoughts better. & yeah tk probably wouldnt be helpful except for giving a hint or two LOL

omg witch form hydrangea YESSSSS...hmmm would that mean the other lotus attendants are under contract & could turn into witches too?

HELPP string gummy starting the madoka timeloops after the events of this au’s version of save the future event is kind of hilarious the horrors never EVER end.

also HOLY SHIT u have a mustard and wasabi tbd mini au? i’m looking so hard rn. wasabi contacting the tbd/maybe working w them bc of the contract fuckassery....YESSSS

TYSM im glad u enjoy the AU :-] you’re enabling my AU insanity so much rn i have to go draw white lily/denchantress witch form and hydrangea witch form and lotus au design and and and and a [EXPLOSION]