#im going to sleep now BYE

[todayisafridaynight]

[eigengrauone]

hmm I wonder how many people like men with long hair

[ralexsol]

just thought i’d share the first 2 minutes and 47 seconds of the transcription :]

[CHARLIE]

What is up my crunky creepers! And, uh –

Everyone – Charlie, Bizly, Condi, and Grizzly – laughs. Bizly and Condi also make sounds of disgust.

[CHARLIE]

There was a – there was an immediate, like, disappointment.

[GRIZZLY]

I didn’t say anything, just so you know, I laughed.

[CONDI]

Come on, man.

[CHARLIE]

Thank you, Grizz, I appreciate that.

Grizzly laughs.

[CHARLIE]

Some people might be listening to this publicly, others on Patreon. This is going to be the only episode public because I want to trap and reel you into “patreon.com/jrwishow” like a spee-i-der. And I just wanna say, thank you guys – uh, all of our patrons – for hitting a pretty lofty patron goal of… I believe it was, what, three thousand-

[CONDI]

Thirty-five hundred.

[CHARLIE]

Thirty-five hundred, yeah! And um-

[BIZLY]

Goddamn.

[CHARLIE]

-and when we reached thirty-five hundred patrons, we said that we were going to play a new system that was not Dungeons and Dragons, and we let you guys vote on it – there were some pretty cooky crazy ones in there – but you guys ended up going with Call of Cthulhu, which is like a horror spooky system.

Bizly, Condi, and Grizzly groan with dread.

[CHARLIE]

So, over the past few weeks – yeah – over the past few weeks-

[GRIZZLY]

*autotuned* Yeah!

Charlie laughs.

[CHARLIE]

Jesus. Over the past few weeks, me and the – me and the boys have been cooking up this campaign, so I really hope you guys enjoy it. I’m very nervous, I haven’t DMed in a while, but I’m exited to run this, um… oh God, anyway, anyway, guys I want – I need – guys could you give me some reassuring words, I’m pretty nervous-

[CONDI]

Yeah, you’re so fucking – you’re so fucking cool and awesome and you’re gonna rock it and we’re gonna be so scared.

[CHARLIE]

Aw, thank you, man.

[BIZLY]

Yeah, it’ll probably be alright.

There’s a brief pause.

[CHARLIE]

Okay, fuck you! So-

Everyone laughs.

[CHARLIE]

So, Call of Cthulhu’s, uh, uh – for those of you who don’t know – very different from Dungeons and Dragons. The people that these guys are playing are just that: people! And they are going to be way over their head with all this spooky-dooky stuff, so I’ll – I’ll explain the mechanics and we’ll explain the mechanics as they come up, um, but for now just try and enjoy the ride. Heeheeheeheehee. Okay, are you guys ready?

[GRIZZLY]

Yeah.

[BIZLY]

Very.

[CONDI]

Yes.

[GRIZZLY]

Yes. Yes! *autotuned* Yeah!

Charlie chuckles.

[BIZLY]

Are you gonna invent autotune?

Condi laughs.

[CHARLIE]

That would actually go so hard. Yeah, no, feel – by the way, guys – feel free to fuck the timeline as much as you want.

[GRIZZLY]

Well, when was autotune invented, I ask?

Typing can be heard from Grizzly’s mic.

[BIZLY]

It was not invented in the 80s-

[GRIZZLY]

Invented in 1996, baby! What year is it?

[CHARLIE]

Ten years earlier – dude, we’re gonna fast-forward at the end of the campaign and we’re gonna have freaking spaceships by 2010 because of you.

Condi laughs again.

[GRIZZLY]

Oh, let’s go.

[CONDI]

Autotune was invented ten year earlier? Now, we explore the galaxy.

[CHARLIE]

Welcome to Blood in the Bayou Episode 1: Homecoming.

Intro music plays.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

I just watched a video of a SeaWorld show from the other day bc it was Corky's 59th birthday and they literally said with their whole chest "Her wild counterparts" ARE YOU STUPID. PLEASE SPARE ME OH MY GOD. SHE IS WILD!!! SHE WAS CAPTURED!!!!! YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!

[nova-rpv]

ftm amy. hell yea

reminder to bind safely!!!! take care of ur ribs <<3

dont forget ur daily clicks!!

[amelia-yap]

AUEGH

[michsmeesh]

hrhhrhrhhh jovier hghrhhh brokeback mountain au hhehjrhjjhgjhkejgdjnhknj its literally 5 am and i just finished these and i hate how they turned out but WHATEVER

i just cant stop thinking about these two and its making me sick!!!!!!!

[inkskinned]

maybe i'm a bitch but if i hear you go out of your way to judge someone's weight, i immediately lose trust in you & will probably forever find you a little unbearable . yes also the little floating bar over my head will start reading [hostile]. this is natural and u caused it.

[ace-of-snails453]

Yippee!! I have more cubes!!

Plus some heros :)

[bakaqb]

wanted to explore the enemies part of "enemies to lovers'. Also wished we had more 1 on 1 interaction between them while on the ship so i cooked this ;;;;

[todayisafridaynight]

[ratguy-nico]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!

Gente I know is no longer 1th of June but I really wanted to made something for the first day of Pride but didn't know what and than Full Moon happened and here we are

This was made in a rush, lit I made it everything today, but hey, is not half bad

DRAWING HELLUVA/HAZBIN CHARACTERS IS TOO HARD FOR ME

Not totally happy, I feel like I cannot capture the beuty sillyness of my gay clown just the right way, but practice make the master or something like that

If you notice I add some details to make it even gayer if even possible, So proud in that front

DYING

Very proud of this Sneak Peak I made myself

[the-tortured-apollo-department]

BURN IS A KOREAN DUDE??????

Damn... everyday i learn something about a character from Inazuma *but of course it's not because this anime has more than a thousand characters*

Him and Gazel being koreans kinda makes sense since the main colors of the korean flag are red and blue 🤯🤯🤯

[kaguya-muneuji]

souma for @ophanem’s diner shuffle!

was thinking of a unit name for them and (with the help of a friend) came up with “Soda☆pop!” and maybe the event name would be like Vibrant Flavors → Colorful Start! or smth like that but anyway here u go :D

[babygirlspurgeon]

brock and marco both making the all rookie team means that we should’ve automatically won the calder thanks for coming to my ted talk

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the picnic table scene