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#im js if they got beamed here from the continental congress to 2023 they wouldnt be in dc
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Rip to the founding fathers. They would've loved Doritos.
#weekly reminder that they were in their 20s and mostly rich and drunk a lot
#the way ppl treat the constitution like the bible is weird and kinda gross
#look at this inerrant document that def applies to the modern world seamlessly
#im js if they got beamed here from the continental congress to 2023 they wouldnt be in dc
#theyd be in florida begging women with body hair to do jello shots and saying shit like
#look at that wagtail i wanna spend a night in her custom house
#and its a simple game john if youve done what they say you sluice your gob
#and look at the double jugg on that chap... no molly
#and ive never been with a black woman i didnt own
#and its just ridiculous that theyre deified
#the founding fathers wouldnt stand for this
#bruh the founding fathers would immediately eat 7 edibles and die of dehydration on rule 34 dot com shut up
#uhhh *24 im not retyping that shit lol
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