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#im just imagining some poor mom desperately chasing down a seagull for her car keys
periwinkle-the-11th
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What if seagulls had hands?
#i just got smaked wirh vivid memories of being 9 and chasing/trying to catch seagulls on the beach
#with my dad watching and laughing at me whenever i fell
#i was like so convinced that i could catch the seagull withmy towel
#gotta love the logic of a 9 y/o floridian.
#the fact that i kept getting up and chasing the birds only to end up yripping on the towel really shows the
#I was raised in Florida and have No Common Sense
#part of my brain
#but anyway
#imagine how much easier seagulls could steel your food if the had THUMBS
#i wonder how many people have had their car keys stolen by birds at the beach
#cause thats had to have happened at least once
#im just imagining some poor mom desperately chasing down a seagull for her car keys
#see but my brain is turning this into a love story
#stressed mom just wants her car keys
#elementary school physical education teacher catching the sea gull and giving stressed mom back her car keys
#she offers the walk SM back to her towel and they start talking and they actually get along really well
#when they get back to SM's towel (and kids) PE teach easily falls into a conversation with the oldest about the book shes reading
#PE teach is Really good with kids
#SM thanks PE teach for her help again and they go their seperate ways
#only to run into eachother again at the supermarket
#and agian
#and again
#eventually they start hanging out
#and their in love
#PE Teach x Stressed Mom
#relationship goals
#how did i get here
#periramblesjustcause
#peri's wifi is down
#peri is slowly losing her mind
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