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wench-and-jezebel · 2 years

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

My… “friend.” Sureeee, Watson

[Out of curiosity. Do you know the name "Reichenbach"?] It looks familiar ☠️ but idk what it is ☠️☠️☠️ [Aight] 👀 why tho lol [I- Uh. You'll see] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ok lol

SHELOCKKK

This woman! Hmph! See, the women in their lives suck. That’s why they should just be together [I want to show you a thing btw] Ok 🙂 [Here! (below)... Bros. Man's alleged love interest is literally. Right there. And the bros are staring at each other] 😂😂😂😂 I love ittttt

Buddy… the bald cap

[I know they’re whistling, but… Men will make kissy faces at each other] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Why were they whistling? ['Cause. Just 'cause] Ah ☠️☠️☠️

I’m ded [No, I think they are (jk)] ☠️☠️☠️ Very true. But I meant the jump

Tut!

[Man's a bit of a dumbass laskjfd How much clearer can you get than "don't move"]

A bomb! Le gasp

I love her! (The actress not the character) [I mean, the character's fun too] She is! (Just them together is not… well 🙂 you know 😉 )

[Oop- man died anyway. But took a lot fewer people with him, so. That's good.]

Oh shit, she scurrrd

He’s such a good actorrrrr [I knowwww]

He kill her? [I say nada] Le gasp!

Well. Now I feel bad

He done got stood up and widowed (kinda)

[Oh look, it's Watson and "our dog"]

Wait ☠️☠️☠️☠️ They are at Baker Street? [Holmes is. Watson's moved out, I think] It sounded like he was calling Mary tho [aslkdjf]

Buddy. You’ve been shot

This man is insane

["I've barely noticed your absence" Mmmhmm] ☠️☠️☠️ [Buddy was lying in wait to surprise you, but of course he didn't notice a thing]

WATSON! You Are Shot! Have the actors forgotten?

[Oh, I lied. Apparently he's getting married tomorrow]

“Embrace me.” “EMBRACE ME” I fucking will be using that the day we meet!

[I love lil string maps]

Le gasp!

["A shadowy game" Title drop (ish)]

Buddy. BUDDDY!

How is he still alive? [I don't know... Formaldehyde will literally destroy your stomach]

["Our dog"]

The smileee

["WILL YOUR BEARD BE WITH US ALL NIGHT" CONTEXT?!?!? WHAT'S CONTEXT?!?!?!] ☠️☠️☠️

The glasses 😂😂

“Armageddon!” Mood Holmes moood

Poor Sherlock [Holmes still raging, raging, against the dying of their best bro bud bachelorship]

Is that Mycroft? [idk, but I think so] So do I. Funny… Mycroft in Enola Holmes looks like Watson

Welp

He calls him Shirley tho… I love it [:) The temptation to make an Airplane reference]

“Not a ponce” ["You know me" alksdjflkadsjfa That's all you need, Watson, don't you know?]

Watson. You are being too trusting with that ring that’s been lost how many times already?

[:((((((( Watson so mean] Yes… He was very rude

[I like her :) Noomi Rapace] She looks like Mary… I was confused

Shawn/Sherlock same thing [This is indeed an apt comparison] They way he just did that was sooooo much like Psych

[Ouch] Oooof

Well, shit, eggs sounding pretty good rn [Ma'am. This is a scene about beating a dude up… And you're more concerned with brekkie] I mean— 😁

“She was biting my leg”

Poor Watson ☠️☠️☠️

Ah yes [alskdjf I know where you're going with that alskdjf] Let us hold hands while we walk to my wedding ‘cause that’s what bros do

Awwwww

Poor Sherlock… again [*simultaneously* Poor Sherlock ]

💔💔💔 “Watson… he gone” [:( ]

AGAIN. SIR! SIRE! THE TENSION! and for why!?

Le gasp! [Sir's gonna regret threatening his best bro bud]

“Poor Sherlock” times like 50000

I just… don’t like her ☠️☠️☠️ [I assume the her is Mary?] It’s like she is only even here to be in the way 😩😩 [IT'S THEIR HONEYMOON] Tsch tsch tsch :)

[Is that a gun or are you just happy to se-]

☠️ [Okay, tbf, she was pretty damn cool there] Yeah that’s true!

Um. [:)]

Idk I guess I’m just overly understanding but I hate situations like this where hubby’s bf shows up and like there’s actually a good reason and the new wife is all OMG IM SO DISTRAUGHT THIS WAS OUR big day. And I get it a little but at the same time I don’t ☠️ same happens with wives of husbands with dangerous or demanding jobs being bitchy when he has to leave for work. It frustrates me.

😂😂😂

He threw her off the train. HE THREW HER OFF THE TRAIN! and I get it was to save her but I’m ded

“Did you just kill my new wife?” Sounds a lot like this isn’t the first time ☠️☠️☠️

Sirs

😂😂😂 So much is happening

Also. The photo I just paused on. (below) I’m Ded. DED! DECEASED!!! I REPEAT SIRS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ I. Am. DED

Buddy. There’s no need to be so in character in the bathroom. Where no one can se— Ah I give up he’s insane

[Sir. Sir. Was that a stick-and-some-grenades or are you just happy to se-] In👏🏼Sane👏🏼

[Sir.] SIR.

THIS MAN AND HIS EXPLODING LIPSTICKS

WATSON HE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT

Once more!

He looks like joker [I KNOW] Heath ledger one [I gathered]

I was gonna say poor Sherlock, and then he sniffed the bloody rag, and ack! And then… He Ed tossed it off the boat! So ok, poor Sherlock! [asdfklajsflkjf Also he looked at Watson first. He gave up the memory of his love interest while staring at Watson] 😭😭😭😭

Oh no not “violated” [alskdjf] They did enough of that on the train [ALSKDJF]

The laugh! I’m dead

[Bickering bros. Married vibes] Lovers Jusssssst bros

Funny side story my dad got robbed by gypsies one time [aslkdfj well damn] Him and his cousin. The women seduced em, got em drunk, and robbed em blind 😂😂 ☠️☠️

Speak of the gypsy… I’m ded

Wot is this fucking movie? Nope, that's it: it’s a bloodline thing… They are all insane

This screen is cutting it mighty close

I like this Mycroft! He a lot less assholish! [This is true. Just a little more... nekked (I assume)] Scratch that he’s just— well yes lol But he’s way better. Only good thing the other one does is allow Sherlock to be Enola’s caregiver

Well damn

Ahh more ofmd vibes with the hidden passage [How dare you] Wot 👀☠️ [Bring up the pain of that show] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Twice] 😁😁 Not my fault [Mmmhmm] I say what I see

Le gasp He’s been had

Oooooof ‘Splosion

[I love her hair] YESSSS

Well… is she takes Irene’s place they will just be dating different fonts of the same person [aslkdfjalksdjf I mean. you're not wrong]

[Um. Um. Sherlock gave up his handkerchief (sign of past love interest) while looking at Watson; Watson gave up his scarf (sign of current wife) while looking at Holmes] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Poor Sherlock

😂😂😂

Wait Wot. Sir. “Why would I want something I couldn’t control bobbing around between my legs” SIR

ALSO THIS MAN IS ON A FUCKING PONY IM DYING [Please don't; 'twould be a shame] 😂😂😂

This man and kicking in doors

Oooooop he’s been got

Buddy. Why. Would. You. Drink. It. Then again his body is probably just immune by now

Ack. ACKKKKK. ACKKKKK

[Now you'll understand why this song playing on my dryer is so fecking creepy] Slasher flick ptsd [alsdkfj] Yes! Cause he is fucking creepy

Ooooo that got Watson up [*simultaneously* Also, the thing that motivates Watson most is the screams over the intercom, just to point out] 🙂 [aslkfdj]

["To whom" Love you for that Moriarty] Lol! [Sorry, but the grammar obsessed me is happy by that]

Ooooooooop

[btw, this whole scene between Sherlock and Watson... I think it has Vibes. It's been a bit, but I'm pretty sure] Well damn. [Yup, I was right] 🥺🥺🥺💕 ["Always good to see you Watson" and the hand on his arm and the-]

“You didn’t find me; you collapsed a building on me”

Oh shiiiit that’s scurry lol

😦 [:(] Well damn

Oooop- He ded

Watson, he needs a kiss

Oh, wait… He’s got that thing! The thing he used on the dog! [It's called an adrenaline shot, dear lakdsjf] Ack [It's also called his wedding gift]

The fucking run

Ouch

Oh god they are gonna be fun to write [I've come to the conclusion I have to do something too]

[*Sherlock mutters* Watson: "Be nice" Sherlock (essentially): "Fineeee"]

Wot the fuck is that house

☠️☠️☠️ No pressure

Nooooooo. NOOOOOOOOO!!!???! [:)] I’m dying

Why. Are they dancing. Still? [To be. Subtle] Of course

Yes, yes… So very subtle

[They're so. This. Bruhhhh] Oh it’s not their first dance

Well he ded [Poor Simza]

I’m ded… His disguises [:) One of my favorite bits from the original stories]

[Y'all gonna kiss?] ☠️☠️☠️ They might [I joke but also I don't]

☠️☠️ [Lestradeeeee] 🙂

[This is important. This is why I asked if you knew what Reichenbach means. It's a place, but it's significant for a reason]

Oh shit [Yup! He took over the monologue! And did bad things with it!] Oh shiiiit The end

Bruh. BRUH. BROS [He kept his eyes shut. The last thing he saw... was Watson] I KNOW. I KNOW. I FUCKING KNOW

ACK

🙂 I was about to kill you. Just so you know. [I figured]

– – –

Wench: So, before your endpoint, I need to express just how much this story fucked me up. I was a kid and we had a picture book. "The Final Problem" it was called, and it was the story of Holmes and Moriarty and the Reichenbach Falls. This was the cover. (below)

Jezebel: Well damn!!

Wench: And when I tell you. That that fucking book. Made me cry. (Makes me cry, if the time is right.) Every. Fucking. Time.

Jezebel: Ack! Imma need them to get serious about the third movie now

Wench: That line? About "in that dreadful caldron of swirling water and seething foam will lie for all time the most dangerous criminal and the foremost champion of the law of their generation." is a paraphrase of one of the lines from that book. And it is a rare day that I read it and don't struggle

Jezebel: ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Wench: Anyway... endpoint to you!

Jezebel: How feeeeeeeeeeeeeee- no. How fuuuuuuuuuucking dare you lead me into that ending blind you Wench

Wench: Because it deserved to not be spoiled. My favorite part of the movie right there

Jezebel: Of all the dastardly, deceiving, horrrible things! So evil! So evil. So *opens new Google Doc* evil 😭😭😭😭😭

Wench: We're gonna go back in our convo and find out that I did warn you and we just forgot… Devour, take two

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wench: You cannot tell me that scene wasn't golden though. And the look? The Look?!?!?! THE LOOK.

Jezebel: It was. He 😭😭 he smiled and just cartwheeeled off like yep all is good now I got one last look.

Wench: Can you see why he's (this specific version of the character) on my fave list?

Jezebel: YES! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Ahhhh I love RDJ omg

Wench: I meant the self-sacrificial bit but go off ig ME TOO

Jezebel: Of course he is ma’am 😂😂 that’s just your type

Wench: I've been attacked. It's true, but still

Jezebel: I'm not ok 😭😭😭😭😭 Even though I suspected he wasn’t dead… Mainly because there is a third movie in the works… I still am not ok. I was like: Welp. This has been a good friendship. But I’m bout to head out now..

Wench: RUDE

Jezebel: Bruh by the time they finally make the third movie, there will be a third Enola Holmes and I’m pretty sure they said Watson will be introduced

Wench: Ooop-

Jezebel: I’ll have pre bros and post bros and I may just die. Ngl I already have a doc like very VERY rough drafted for Enola Holmes Sherlock but I wanted to see the RDJ movies first ☠️ to get a better feel of how they act

Wench: I love it :))) You got any other endpoint comments?

Jezebel: Yes! Mary flipped her bitchiness in the end and I’m here for it

Wench: This is true!

Jezebel: And I love Mycroft! But I can’t reallly think of much more endpoint ☠️☠️☠️ movies are hard ☠️ to end point I mean. ‘Cause I feel like I explained enough through it, yanno?

Wench: Yeah, that’s fair. Do you see what I mean about Die Forelle being creepy af now tho?

Jezebel: YES Also, I’m hurt and now have to sleep on that, you Wench

Wench: Think of it this way... it's the ideal domain for fics… Angsty out the freaking wazoo

Jezebel: I KNOWWWW! but you don’t have to pretend there’s a happy ending… You just expand it

Wench: The thing is. The Thing. Is. Angst. And Hurt/Comfort. Have apparently become my ideal genres. So… I need to come up with something to write (PROMPTS ARE ACCEPTED at @scripted-downfall --- within the constraints of sooooo much work 😭)

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Yesss

Wench: But that's for a later time. Ready to call it a night?

Jezebel: Yes!

Wench: Oh, what’s our next react?

Jezebel: The Musketeers, right?

Wench: laksjdf;lksajdf I was giving you the choice to pick something else. Or say no

Jezebel: 😌😌Wench: Hell yeahhhhhhh! Alright, then... 'Til tomorrow, for The Musketeers!

#sherlock holmes game of shadows #game of shadows #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #or as we like to call them:#baker street bros #irene adler #mary watson #simza heron #warning for those who don't know this blog...#jezebel is very shipper. her dislike of mary stems from this. forgive her her sins #reactions #movie reactions #jezebel (pr)

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rawrmeansilyindinosawr · 2 years

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Pooperz

every song i listen 2 from now ONN / mo0bin forwarDDt HAZ to hav the redbone tune underneath it (song can b layered a bunch) n Thtz w NO eggceptions n settling . :-] N if u fuk me thru a soundcloud ad Thts how I kno u love me <3 .!!! i wrote a lil poetry zine on “on loving a trans boy” Cuz. like. idk. Not 2 get 222 personal but (Also if 222 is ur angel number i HATE U AND fuck U!!!!) it diff to experience as a queer person whut it lik to giv someone they T shot n lik actually see them grow n change thru it .!

Part of the poem i wrote (it on my poetry Ig account and tumblR) :

“the first time u intertwine ur body with him u will feel the pain it took for him to get here. yet all the strength. the battle the bruises the scars. u change ur semantics. and pay attention to his movements. resonate with the feeling of familiarity in a body torn open but completely soft. and the clothes are off. and we are both nude. but the vagina still remains an open wound. something u can not bandage. only describe as something reclaimed.”

Deezz NUTZ jk i mean Dis Week ish has been sad n i hav been doin 2 much blow n spiraling upwards Alwayzz n finding out u kan txt tha Suicide hotline now instead of Kall <3 *_* :-D !!!!! Also b4 they connect u with somEoNe they Ask if Ur Gay lmao cuz there a specialist Gay Person who knowz how to talk to u in a better way.?! i Tink watching Ded Poet Society triggered meH LOl. wellbutt anywayZzz.!!!! Nyfw w is overrrrr n I had nothing 2 do wiff it :/] but moi bestie dante Had a styling gig n wuz AMWZINGGGGGG.!!! :3 we went to a fashion show n Skipt line while he farted rly loud < im sry im puttin u on blast rn Babezz. > then blamed iT on Meh which bc of swiss army man A24 movie i WilL take tha blame cuz intimacy exists rly in Flatchulance n also sharing toilet 2gether in the backstage models bathroom of tha Fashion show resNorting old K we find our nostrils then Mixing rando drinkz we find on the makeup tablezz n bein surprised Dere r keBoobZ there n Pb n J sammyz. liK oK go OFF n actually b a professhh Fashion Show…!!!! den we fake watched tha superbowl at Hush in midtown N almost lost Praying”Gods FavZ” purse n i was caught littering my almond chocolate soy Milk on a stripper stage . Run!!!!! also dat E pill wuz rly cute it wuz pink n crown shaped but Wuz everything kinda not as happy and super blurry..!!! ?

Dissh week i also Swuirted to clairo nitecore edition :-]] n h8 havin adhd but at least im kNo how 2 eat salami by the Chub. (thts whut google calls it.) Hehehhehehehehe. gettin moi diagnosis finalized Tmrw hopefully n Gettin on Summ medicinez. im v adhd hyper fixated Rn on ice spice who Wuz also suppoSt 2 pull up 2 dat fashion show we were at butt didn’t. 4 now , everything Reminds meh of her</3 ….. Orange cones on tha st , pepper grinderzz/ shakers (spice) , 5 chinese spice , my friends dog “lunch” boXxx cuz his name rhymes w munch n n n n n Yah lik honestly Everything . ?!.?!

WakiNg Up w Negativez in my account cuz my Boss not bossa Nova forgot 2 paY meH ovEr thA course of Tha Last month N i didn’t even kno til i wuz in my Sexy crushes bed listening 2 Imogen heAp N In Tha Clurbb mixx by Sandalz n they wrote poetry 4 ffivee hours straight n My tummy hurteD fuz i was drinkin truffle SoY saUce from the bottle and i wuz manically checking my Bank statements 2 submit to Snapp HRA crackle Pop Rice Krispieeezzz. Also all of dis happened w a singulaR Vegan Taiwanese green onion pAnc@Ke on the floor on a chacoochie board with bulgolgi and kimchi n more truffle soy sauce . Untouched .

alSo found Untouched by the Veronicas on soundcloud but lik sped up n Holy shit i hav loved this song forever but literally lik YO diss is my heart..?!!!!!! “And I don't give a damn what they say, or what they think, think

'Cause you're the only one who's on my mind

I'll never, ever let you leave me

I'll try to stop time forever

Never wanna hear you say goodbye

I feel so untouched and I want you so much

That I just can't resist you

It's not enough to say that I miss you

And I need you so much

See you, breathe you

I want to be you

You can take, take, t-take, take, time, time

To live, live the way you gotta, gotta live your life

Give me, give me, give me all of you, you

Don't be scared, of seeing through the loneliness

I want it more, more, more

Don't even think about what's right or wrong, or wrong or right

'Cause in the end it's only you and me

And no one else is going to be around

To answer all the questions left behind

And you and I are meant to be

So even if the world falls down today

You've still got me to hold you up, up

And I will never let you down, down”

<33333

Y does it feel like moi crush doesnT like me rn. :-[ N Y do lesbians Always hav the MOST unstable Housing situationZ??? then either wanna UHaul with U or move to ASTORIA .?!? Also i hope all of u make assumptions about my sexuality bcuz i Rly rly rly like whipt cream from the Can , and raw . Emphasis on whiPped. n Cream. n RAWr xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEOW MEOW RAWR RAWR GRERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i kant keep rereading the msg i didn’t Send i ended up calling n yelling n Thts whut got meh bLocked. :-[[ Rugratzs .!!! i luv staying up watching movies w my friends ex’s Im tryna get wiff and Accidwntally thinking K is coke and feeling lik SHIT butt watchin every1 giv intense eye contact n cleanin da house n then losing tha dog Lik WHTFFF.?! Then All of a sudden that plug pulls up N everyone is confused N also randomly the guy living upstairs has my iPhone location N pulls downstairs 2 hangs:-]]] i always wonder if I’m popular but in reality i am just breaking oUt on my ForeheAd cuz all i eat is fried Chiggen N moi green haired browneyedd luver looks like invader zimm sometimezz alotta Da time n i think they r SKUTE.!! n i lik their lisp! im SAD sad my 2/2 cis male friend is gOnna print out a sign on his door Dat Says “blood OathinG” with a Red Circle around it n a Line around it basically sayin NOOOOOoooOoOoOoT allowed.!! butt ima blood oath wiffhh invader Jim dish nxt week n it is a PLANZZ.!!

i wrote a poem ab our phone Kall tht has impacted meh m my heart n also this is a snippet of 1 of my poems in my new book i still writing Kalled STRAWBERRY DELIRIUM :-}}”my friends don’t wanna die anymore they wanna live . they don’t wanna slip away to shreds with fentanyl test strips. they still wanna snort k n apologize for being gay but we all r human longing for all of this…” N another poem tht explainzz this blog title. Cuz i luv my fwendz n shared a moment in which we found popperz.

“Felt that rush on my head

as i laid in ur bed

and found a vile hidden

under ur pillow

u laugh and i manically panic

turning bright lite crimson red

And when it spills all over ur arms

drip dropping like tap water

i snort it all off ur arms

and i h a t e the way it makes me feel

similar to the feeling like ill fall

when im in my platform shoes

going up n down ur spiral stair case that looks like slices of cheesecakes

and u sigh scream cuz u never liked them at all

and hate is a strong word but so is love

And i hate the way the poppers make me feel

but i do love you “

okIkkkKkkkKkk i kinda hate that poem but whatever. sooo Vday wuz cute it is n0T only single awareness day but reflecting on ur situationsjips day n feeling sad ab it day but whatev. NormalZe watching cHaterbAte on the subWay n mindIng ur FooOoking Business?..!! my Friends say if i were a sammicH i wuld b a caprese. butt i feel like a ruben. #misunderstood <\3 i hav been watching SM hellokitty n Fwendzz n realized am kuromi and hello kitty is my friend .!!! N i listen to metal N rock w my headphonezz Real Hi n Loud n mak moi own clothes .! N i hav a crush on badtzmaru cuz they look like a penguin dyke n their gender is X.!! <3 <3 🐧 🫶🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👩🏻 they r epitome of sapphic Desirezz n untoxic uhaul luv<3 :-]

tIL nxt week.?? Carl wheezer luver n Cali King bed listener on Max volume on subway N my big three is adderal sun , ketamine moon , cocaine rising <3 Also no i did NOT clog tha toilet at a house party after party this week N no i did not need help unclogging it N no i don’t even poop or do popperz cuz i’m PERFECT…!!!!!!!<333

Xoxo,

Rennybabycutebabyangel plz buy my clothes n ask ab my story sale / failed depop. :-]

#blog

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scarecrowgolem · 4 years

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Anyone else fucking livid about the good doctor

#i watched it bc wanted to see good autistic rep and it started out pretty good and then kinda just went downhill 😔#but like i still watch the new episodes bc my family wants to so i watch w them and i just get so disappointed 😔😔😔#wtf is going on w the romance subplots rn... the drama... the death??? bro this is so stupid stop pls #spoilers but like shawn and lea r not a good pair romantically :/ ets toxic luv xx #she literally was like sayin she didnt wanna date him bc hes autistic and then there was that car thing... this sucks bro #and they r both not redy for relationship... plus they both went thru traumatic event... not the time... go to therapy first guys #shawn and carly relationship was cute they had some struggles but worked it out and it was so much better #this sucks so bad and the lea thing was like jumped outta nowhere... maybe its bc im not good at readin between the lines but it felt like #there was not enough build up to that or clues #seems like theres racism going on too w that... :/#all the romance stuff such a mess #also whyd melendez die like that so sudden whats the point #too much goin on thats a mess #it was like claire is in love w him now suddenly and so now he ded oopsies #bro can we pls one at a time wheres the build up... the ykno... the reasoning n stuff... stop w this shock value im sick of it #anyways #sory for my rant abt a tv show

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temparence · 2 years

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finally made a blogroll page so u guys can know where im at <33 all the ones that say ‘coming soon’ just means i haven’t set them up yet

#ooc.#feel free to follow them all except the coming soon ones bc theyyre not actual blogs yet #but ya #multimuse is currently Ded and i have no intention to revaamp it rn....im on a multi burn out if that makes sense or u get what im saying yk #n e ways.......blogs im on all the time is mainly marshall's #or wylan's (when i finish gv its literally over for everyone i will refuse to shut up abt wylan)#and soon to be mouse when i can figure out how to make dividers at LEAST </3 #i need to like. get some stuff out for her bc im excited to write her i just LKDSA;J WHY AM I THIS WAY .#ok bye now im logging out again #may u all see me again in like . 3 months LMAOOAAOAOAOO

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gaykieth · 6 years

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i honestly felt like i wrote at the very least 3k words and it turns out i didn’t even reach 1667 which is the regular nanowrimo daily writing goal :,) i literally feel like google docs exists on another plane and i’ve actually written like 4.5k words today but ok

#end! me!#klotr #i actually kinda like what i've got so far though so that's good #but im writing really messily this time #like skipping stuff and writing scenes further down the line #but hey whatever makes me actually write #i literally wrote this one scene where klance are still at their enemies stage #skipped to the scene where they begin to become friends #and jumped ahead to a scene that was r*mantic c*ded as h*ck #owo #anyway writing is hell and i cant believe i'm just at 16k rn smfh #not vld

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thanksbutnoshanks · 4 years

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Halfway done this crazy work schedule, maybe I’ll get the next chapter of Splintered posted after that. I have like no life right now.

#literally #me rn tbh #im ded

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1-800-i-ship-it · 3 years

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sorry im literally ded rn just popping in to say im alive (kind of) and i hope yall r doing well, i shoulda said this earlier but i think ima announce a semi-hiatus?? im getting obliterated by this one class so rip me lmao

#bluris rambles #im SO SORRY IM LIKE SO DED #AHHHHHH #IM NOT GHOSTING I PROMISE #IM JUST GETTING NUKED BY MY STATS CLASS #i have to do well or else im fucked #i need this to get into my major #i'll also lose my honors if i dont do well in this class #first exam was currved but i still did p shitty lmao like raw score was soooo bad F #lmao pun intended i suppose #i havent ever had this much trouble in class before #idt im putting enough effort into it like i should ahh #bbut also the prof is just...god #idk what to say #doesn teach #lectures long af #bro one was liek 2hours like wtf???#sigh #annyways #if i drop my first exam #my second one is gonnna be worth 60% of myg rade and tis tomorrow #i cant afford to not do well so #fingers crossed #i also have other hw to do just great sighhh #anyways im like doing alrght outsside of this godforsaken mothertrucker of a class #hope i can be back soon #how did i get so bad at replying im so sorry yalll i promise i will get to it im just like actually screwed rn and gotta grind #have a nice day <3

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twstedrabbithole · 4 years

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Did you see the new event that twst is gonna release?

I didn't see this ask......yes I did.......

I'm......I'm okay.........

I LIED IM NOT OKAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIDDLE RIDDLE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

HE LOOKS SO HNNNNNNNNNG CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE I CANT

IM TRYING NOT TO BE ADULT RN BUT HNNNNNNNNNNG THOUGHTS ARE FLOODING MY BRAIN AND I CANT

LIKE I HC NEIGE KNOWING HOW TO BAKE SO THE IMAGE OF NEIGE AND RIDDLE COOKING TOGETHER MAKES ME SOB AND MELT AND SCREAM I CANT SYQJSVKQVEJWGWJWVWJWGJWGWQJGWJWGWJWGWJWGWJDHD

I WANNA BE PROFESSIONAL RN BUT I CANT I CANT IM LITERALLY DED CAUSE ISTG IF HIS CARD IS ANOTHER FREEBIE THAT'S DOING HIM DIRTY

I KNOW OTHER CHARACTERS HAVEN'T HAD ANY EVENT CARDS BUT RIDDLE ALREADY HAS AND FREEBIE EVENT CARD SO HIM BEING FREE AGAIN IS SUCH A DIRTY MOVE ON MY KING

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD HELP ME IM SUCH A BUNNY GOD

I WANT TO LIKE DJAAHAKSBDJYEWVJWVWSUHWJWSJDGJEHR IM A BUNNY AND I WANT TO GET HIS CARD PLS (PLS COME IN YOUR DORM UNIFORM WHEN I PULL FOR YOU ON MY BDAY PLS)

#mad rabbit freaks out #.....#im #im okay #super okay #perfectly fine #all good #nothing to see here

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plumwrites · 7 years

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antivillainwrites replied to your post: but deadass there better be some kinda dancing in...

i just want one shot of lupita throwing it back on chadwick and then the movie ends.

LISTEN!!!!

#antivillainwrites #babbles #i literally might die rn #tchalla cant handle it!!! HE CANT HANDLE IT!!! nakia is too much when it comes to dancing im ded

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crimsonbubble · 4 years

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Bsnsjsbsns s Im ded the tears running down their as the beg for you to let them cum. Them still being painfully hard.

i literally can't do this rn omG

this is legitimately what's happening in my head rn-

me: *is trying to think of scenarios with Jongho*

my brain: nope, hongjoong

me: but jongho-

my brain: no, hongjoong

#multidreams-and-desires #ash answers

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rawrmeansilyindinosawr · 2 years

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BOY BUTT

I MET MR KUNT AT BRPADWAY JUNCTION N I HAV HIS MUMBER . n i HAVLOST MI ASS CUZ OF FALLING DOWN THA STAIRS N A POLTERGEIST SOooooo now I HAV BOy butt. n HONEstly I Tink i also lost it from SAYING DED ASS TOO Mucho I maniFesteD it . :-\

iMADE A REMIX OF KISh ME on A GUITAR W A BROKEN N3cK tht goes LIK DIS .

“Kishh me

under the broadway junction stair case ,,

N let my . balls….

Swing swing ,

Oh so freeeee-eeely .”

i reAlized after snorting K mi friendz nailz in the dress aisle of Goodwill dat i will aLwayz AGREE TO THA golden Rule of Lyfe which is to NEVER step on the black part of the crosswalkz U can ONLY step on the white lineZ or u will LITERALLY DIE . N y is it more often than not , the things that we want r not the things we need and i feel like i’ll always be yearning for something more in store but the emptiness can’t b filled w just more of this n less of that n elaine says no one has good or bad luck just more or less of it .

Tha nxt time a strangwrr in a fox- pikachu costume cums up to meh n mi fwendz Wiff a guitar in tha wick n asks to sing Meh a song i will NO LONGER LIsten But buttle it by more fart jokez. Bc it has been yrs i hav had theese shower thoughts/questions/water based introspection: If u fart is it a culmination of all the farts around u cuz Ur breathing recycled farts in the air in side u ???? N on a. philosophical lvl. Nothing is original bitch. No one is original . Not even ur fooking fartsz.

Im tired of being so sexy and also so funny and also people expecting me to be the intimidating and mysterious and sexy person . I believe in kindness and being an internet troll n i grew up ugly n barely am making it to be kind of sexy within the last few years . So stop putting so much pressure on me Bith . Im literally an empath .

im Nvr going to party with scary Ukrainian fashion photographers again in greenpoint even tho they Hav free pizza <best food group> n their bosses r retired sexy models and also the closest deli near them has a free compOoter . N im done being strangers who drink old coffee at 2am’s outlets n shulder to cry on ab their exs w bpd . Cuz im empathetic to dat but also im tryna strictly VIOBE . N the vibeZ were not there . Plus i had an allergy attack n cried in the bathroom . :-/

i <3 waking up to phone calls at 7am/8am after i tried to induce sleep to myself w my 12MG mellytonin dissolvable tabletz N goin to get happie hour b4 it opens n debating new piercings n brainstorming new tattooz n stealing salt shakerz from restaurants w moi best fwendzzzz. It is so fukin Kold in Nyc n im waiting for my seattle he they cutie to move back to nyc so we can give each other allergy attacks by sniffing 2 many flowers at maria hernandez n then claritin n chill . N show them mi plushies . Cuz rn meow dating lyfe is like casual but I don’t need messy ass ppl . N i don’t believe in ghosting bc every1 deserves to have a convo but Meh . Thts objective lol . n It’s pointless to argue or submerge myself in a convo ive already had w someone where they have historically been defensive n Ugh lames . Only dating ppl like 23+ yr old n up now . :-]

I almost slapped the doggone giv a dog a bone dog shit out of the bouncer at purgatory N also this Girl who accused me of “cutting the line” at Elsewhere when i was guestlisted N also this person who narced on me the beg of the Yr at tha party but i chose world peace . N zen . N kava over stogies now . Smh . Miso soup over mala base , red hot chili peppers over deftones . Hot cheetos over takiz. Smh . i rly need my karma to reverse .

werk has been alrite n im soooo sad sag season is almost over . I realized i love cucumbers so much the last few wks n i am not afraid to show n tell ab it . i Love all the saggitiusrss in my life n i hav luved the consecutive bday parties ive gone to the last few weekz in which ppl have fallen asleep in their wolf costumes after doing One bump of K and screaming at Alexa to play Sleeping wiff sirenz. N trying to go to tinas but their hours r weird now apparently so we all end up at Sum random Dunkin Donut Hole place where my ex used to yell at meh at 6am . N i luv all of the he theys i hav met within the last few weekz who drink white clawz n have pretty faces n All the goth girls who also have snakebites who Kiss me n tell me if i wanted a sprite they would buy me a sprite . tho the tru drug of choice here is Vanilla coke , i Am extremely flattered . <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

ive been spending alot more time on tumblr cuz it Just feelzz rite n wayyyy better cuz now PORN ;0 isback here. n idk if yall rly kno but ya . tumblr is likebACK cuz twitter is kinda lamess now. sigh . playing in Parks w ex situationships r fun n even fugging in Bars called Bar r fun but i almost got choked out by my Ali express vivienne westwood necklace at the playground N tht shuld hav been a sign I shuld hav went home. idk y i alwayzz put mi heart on tha line 4 Ppl i kno kant rly take kare of it the way i want 2. Im Goin to b working my last shift at holiday market Thurs evening then going to LA p much rite after s000000. Ima try to pull sum rockstar shit there nalso make 100 dumplings w my mummy for xmas even tho Lunar yr is technically way better n Idk why We as taiwanese ppl even care ab xmas so much butt.

My boy butt says BYE!!!!!!! n Til nxt week ?! <3

xoxoxoX0 , meunster cheeze is not monsterous Believer/civil rites activist/where do i find gahndi fan fiction online/lactose intolerance lactaid pills thtr expired dnt work save urself n ur liver advocate , renny ;]]

#blog

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