#im so mad im gonna need that money for heat armor on death mountain

[thegeminisage]

i got the terminal back >:)

now..................its time for tarry town

NEAT, there's a hovercraft on this sky island...i could get to all sorts of places with one of these in my saved designs

made it back to tarry town 😭

omg none of the shopkeepers remember me...I BROUGHT YOU HERE!

at least this old guy does 😭

HUDSON HAS A DAUGHTER????

oh Wild. gerudo don't spend time with boys until they become adults...poor hudson lol

the railcar is COOL i can't wait to ride this thing. i wonder whats up with the plains down there...used to be lousy with guardians

lol at this minecart guy selling cursed treasure. dude, why did you take it?

oh wow, it rains here now! i think in botw tarry town never had bad weather??

wow, hudson's daughter has gotta be at least 5...a long time has passed since botw 😭

mattison running off to this railcar as though the guy wont notice the three giant logs i stacked in front of him lol

omg the railcar is so FUNNN i love rollercoasters

this field down here looks completely different! no guardians.............

what a weird custom is. "bye everyone! i'm gonna go live in gerudo town and become a great woman like mom and meet a great man like dad!" this makes no sense. they have classes in gerudo town teaching women how to act around men. you wouldn't need that if they just...were around men?? if it was for girls who were born there i'd get it, i GUESS, but why recall girls born elsewhere? i guess nobody is born there if they don't let men in??? nintendo tried to fix it and somehow made it more confusing lol

oh hold on. the yunoboco boys??? so he's NOT dead????

PRESIDENT YUNOBO...interesting...i wonder why they couldn't show him in the trailers...

YOOOO the sand seal gerudo ladies are down here!!! i cant believe they want me to go all the way to the stable just to sleep before i can continue testing their racecars lol

oh my god you can make your own house lol. is this why they had zelda live in link's? you can't fool me, nintendo. i might be making a vacation home now but there was NOWHERE else for link to sleep all these years except with zelda

1500 RUPEES??? good lord

time to fucking cook. i'm behind on it anyway

ok, dream home!! wait, it's not even IN tarrytown?? this is bullshit lol

omg i thought this empty plot was for me but apparently hudson is waiting on kilton smh I DESERVE TO BE HERE

oh wow this house building thing is REALLY detailed...up to 15 rooms??? jesus i literally am playing animal crossing

WAIT THE MUSIC HERE IS THE HOUSE THEME, IT'S THE ZELDA INSIDE A HOUSE THEME!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok, and the catch on the other rooms IS... [drumroll]

oh they all cost money! of course. i thought i'd be gathering materials or whatever

man there's sooo much here i could literally build a mcmansion

a GALLERY??? i can print my photos! and a paddock....

ohhh i need so much more money. oh my god

okay okay i sold half my inventory i have to STOPPP this is so fucking addicting. wow. if ur reading this go to tarrey town