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the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit · 1 year

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ver sleepy but, thoughts.

look i dont have one yet but im trying to do the math if i could fit a postal dude plush in. m e

I WOULDN'T DO IT, (i dont know where he's been) IT'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WASH HIM WELL.. but goddamn it'd be funny.. postal dude in the pussy...

#barking and foaming at the mouth #it getting stuck and me having to go get a whole man pulled out of my cunt. people in the medical industry are already v enamored with me #im sure this will only cement their views on me #it's not joking tbh. they do love me. i've been in and out of hospitals all the time and i have a knack to make professionals.. misbehave #get rowdy even.#not even medical professionals but professionals in general it's a lot easy to see my Silly influence #you can see it in regular folk i interact with too. i rub on them and give them my Sillyhead herpes #We're somewhere where we're supposed to be quiet and very Unrowdy? HEEEE HAAHAHHHA (desperately trying to not kicked out of a restaurant)#im sowwy i am i've never had a quote unquote inside voice

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