#im sure you joe hoes will love it anyway

[freckledjoes]

Joseph Quinn in a fuzzy soft blue sweater for Wonderland Magazine.

I repeat: FUZZY. SOFT. BLUE. SWEATER.

[lovingunderratedcharacters]

GUYS PLEASE GO CHECK OUT @its-a-polygot BC THESE AESTHETICS ARE LIFE. IM CRYING THEYRE SO PERFECT.

Luz, the hopeful believer who’s never seen anything but really wants to. Formed the idea of the club after you 6 watched like 17 hours of conspiracy theory/paranormal videos. Calls everyone members of the “Spooky Boi Club” and everyone says it’s a bad name but use it anyways. Forced you to make the Youtube and Insta pages. Toye’s beloved bf and designated snack man. Suggestive humor. Thinks the Fresno Nightcrawlers are bomb because they look like pants.

Shifty, who’s seen Mothman in Point Pleasant and wants to see him again. Has also heard Bigfoot on his camping trips. Will dress up with Luz and is actually an extra ray of sunshine. Usually helps mediate the arguements between the other Spooky Bois. Gets love letters from fans and gets embarrassed.

Toye, who’s seen Bigfoot and firmly believes in protecting cryptids even though he’s trying to expose them? Idk. Designated driver, always makes sure everyone is dressed warm before an evening hunting trip and one of the fan faves on Insta/Youtube. Dry humor, probably appears on Insta the least.

Web, the skeptic that no one listens to because you can’t say aliens are real and cryptids aren’t. Not very funny, but he’s good at researching and being the aesthetic hoe for Instagram. Usually talks to witnesses with Luz. Fights with his bf a lot. Says ghosts don’t exist but gets scared when he hears something.

Joe “Will whoop your ass if you try and harm a cryptid” Leibgott. Believes in ghosts. Fights with Web a lot, but they always lay on each other in the car. Mean humor, not very good with people. Second most elusive on the Insta page but always takes good pics of himself.

You, the designated music master because Luz isn’t allowed to be in control of the radio. Films the Youtube videos and edits them, usually not seen in the videos but a lot on Insta. Fans think you and Shifty should get together to complete the relationship trifecta.

[willboland]

And here we are kids, another year done and dusted. Certainly hasn’t been the best year for me between college, health and personal reasons but we’ve all made it here, so here’s to 2018! Wishing you all the happiness and love and I really hope you all get the year you deserve. As is tradition on this site, here’s a shoutout to some of the most important people in my life.

@lucasdigrassis my amazing saltmate, who i honestly don’t know what i would do without. We’ve been friends for so long now and you’ve seen me at some of my worse times and still stuck by. I can’t say how much it means to me, but just know it’s a fucking lot. here’s to another year of BBC ;) 

@penske my lovely wife, and i still can’t believe at first i was scared to talk to you because you was just that cool but damn i’m so glad we did. now we get to cry over gavin together and be stressed out mothers. one day when we’re both awake at a reasonable damn time you can teach me how to destiny. i love you so much and make sure you give enzo a new years cuddle for me.

@johnsstones y’know writing this i was thinking, if we didn’t have the discourse about brexit and theresa and the conservatives, we might not have been friends so shout out to the pig fucking party for that! Anyway you know how much i love you and how important you are to me (even when you’re being a nasty as hoe) I love you bitch!

@estebaguette jacob you were one of the first people i became friends with on this trashy ass site and honestly i can’t even remember what we first talked about it feels that long ago??? you’re amazing and love the same games as me (which is perfect) and of course hate the same people (and teams) a match made in heaven???

@ben-woodburn  bitch i can’t wait for you to be my maid of honour when me and haz get married ;) i know we dont get to talk as much as we’d like (damn college girl!) but the times we do i wish you could see the stupid smile i have on my face. you’ve been there for me when i have my stupid meltdowns and need boy help bc i’m literally the worse with it??? so thank you for that. 

@dr3ambl0g my devil loving girl. even though you have bad taste in football teams, you have VERY good taste in f1 drivers so i’ll let you off. y’know i always think we’re long lost sisters because we love football??? and f1??? and sidemen??? like wow we are literally the same person. also odds on joe just floors jj with one hit in that fight ay

@danyandcarlos my hamilton loving wife, where do i start? you’ve got such a sweet and pure heart and even when im in a stupid mood or something more stupid you always cheer me up with the boys or dumb memes and i don’t show it as much as i should, but it honestly means the damn world. pray with me that 2018 gives us more gay husbands 

@panosretsos mitch we’ve barely been friends for half a year and fucking look at us ??? who’d of thought all we needed to bond over was the same taste in shit teams??? we always have amazing chats and say some of the dumbest shit (plus we basically have the same opinion on like everything so we can shit talk together) you also get 10 points for having such adorable kitties fdhfg. 

@rararaenbow rae you like to disappear on me and make me worry and then come back screaming at me over sebastidan and honestly what more do you need in a relationship? i’m also honoured i was good enough at convincing you to watch footie AND love my boys??? wait until the world cup babe you’re not gonna know what’s hit ya. fingers crossed daniel gets that championship he deserves in 2018!