#im surprised Louis wasn’t fucking radioactive after that

[gagfadget]

I mean yeah I know people are like “Loool Louis ate a rat in front of Lestat and he still wanted Louis to give him the ushy gushy 5000” but like,..I live in Louisiana. I drive by the Mississippi River often. I know of her. You guys don’t understand how gross and polluted that river is. So yeah Lestat still wanted to play tickle dick with Louis after he saw him eat a rat and then toss it on the floor but he also knew that Louis swam through what is essentially a river of piss and was still like “my love..my fucking skrunkly dunkly..the light of my goddamn life…I don’t care that you breast stroked your way through the same liquid that can turn normal humans into super heroes..I want you and only you 😍😍❤️” and idk man that’s LOVE.