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TOP 3 CHARS for SHERLOCK (remember,, u love me), ROGUE ONE, INKHEART, LOTR

...what did i do to deserve--

Sherlock: (FOR THE RECORD, I’M ONLY THINKING OF S1-2 BC ONLY THOSE ARE CANON TO ME)

James Moriarty

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: i mean, listen. if we’re talking CANON Jim, then, like.... tbf they’re few and far between lmao. but ima go with his PASSION. i can’t think of one more more passionate about. “games”.worst quality: i mean the whole murdering people thing is a little off-putting.ship them with: is “myself” an acceptable answer? i also shipped him with sherlock for a while ngl.brotp them with: sherlock. uh. that’s pretty much it.needs to stay away from: guns. bombs. stupid people.misc. thoughts: i love him?? like ik he’s super evil and whatever according to canon, but, listen. when have i ever cared about canon? he is my beautiful lil snowdrop whom i adore.

Sherlock Holmes

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (once upon a time, he was def my type. not so much anymore, sorry sher)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s a real smarty, that one. also his growing humanity. i dig it.worst quality: he can be a real douche, that one.ship them with: irene? a bit? idk.brotp them with: john. but also kinda not because he can be really mean to john, and i don’t dig that at all. jim?needs to stay away from: stupid people. high buildings. anderson.misc. thoughts: my feelings on sherlock are honestly so conflicted. like. s2 sherlock is my fav, honestly, because he’s mellowed out. he’s more human. i remember seeing a post on here that points out that in TRF, he gives a lady a blanket at one point and makes sure she’s okay. you wouldn’t catch him doing that in s1. but then, he can also be very horrible to his best friend and it’s like. okay. i get it. but...

Greg Lestrade

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (thought i was 100% over greg, and then realised that i’d still probs describe this silver fox as gorgeous... sigh)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: his patience, probably. like. the amount of crap that guy puts up with, and he just knuckles down and does his job, and understands that people sometimes suck. and that’s okay; you can still do you, in spite of them.worst quality: like, tbh, i honestly can’t think of one.ship them with: molly? also myself.brotp them with: john.needs to stay away from: his ex-wife. misc. thoughts: i love this guy? he’s just a Solid Dude and like. idk he has a nice voice. anyway.

Rogue One (okay so... it’s been a while since i saw R1, and i only saw it once so just. take all my comments on the chars with a pinch of salt)

Cassian Andor

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: what i loved about cass was his dedication to his cause. his dedication to the rebellion. you can’t beat some good ol’ passion. and like, one of my favourite bits of the film was when he was like “you’ve just showed up and decided to care! i’ve been in this fight since i was six years old!” @ jyn and i’m like “get it”.worst quality: dude needs to have a laugh now and then.ship them with: tumblr user @brietopia.brotp them with: bodhi? idk man. i mean, if they’d been around at the same time, then cass and poe for sure. i wanna see them kicking butt together. poe can make stupid jokes, and cass can be his straight man.needs to stay away from: things that go Boom, or Pew Pew :(misc. thoughts: idek i just love the guy. tbf i kinda have to or brianna might kill me lmao.

K-2SO

Chirrut Ímwe

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: his faith in the Force, man. like. “i’m one with the Force; the Force is with me” ? i’m gone. also his sense of humour.worst quality: i can’t even think of anything.ship them with: no one.brotp them with: BAZE.needs to stay away from: ALSO things that go Boom, or Pew Pew :’’’(misc. thoughts: i just love him? the scene where he goes over to the switch repeating his mantra is one of my favourite scenes in the entire film

Inkheart (it’s been roughly 1000 years since i read the books, so, again, forgive any mistakes)

Mortimer Folchart

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: tbh, how much he cares for his family. i love him so much. mo is Dad goals.worst quality: i can’t even think of anything?ship them with: teresabrotp them with: dustfinger? i suppose? i barely remember anyone anymoreneeds to stay away from: capricorn and all his dudes. all the baddies in the inkworld. death in general.misc. thoughts: ? i love mo. like. he’s so wonderful. he’s a great dad, who brought his daughter up surrounded by books, and then becomes a really awesome robin hood-esque character, and like? he’s wonderful.

Elinor Loredan

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: tbh i just loved that she was grumpy all the time and really loves books?worst quality: girl needs to lighten up, especially in book one. iirc, she was unnecessarily mean to meggie at times?ship them with: DARIUS.brotp them with: fenoglio tbh.needs to stay away from: nasty people who want to burn her books >:(misc. thoughts: i have Always loved elinor. and then i saw the film, and saw that they’d cast HELEN FKN MIRREN in her roles and i was like “good” and then loved her ever more.

Dustfinger (oh boi)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s my fire-breathing, fire-eating darling and i love him. he’s so soft, with all his little fairy friends? ALSO the fact he starts off kind of a coward, and then becomes so brave, iirc? like. swoon.worst quality: his cowardice in the beginning, and his selfishness, which kind of goes hand-in-hand with that cowardice.ship them with: MEEEE. and kinda resa for a while tbh.brotp them with: FARID.needs to stay away from: just. death in general.misc. thoughts: i love this guy so much. the Fire-Dancer, with the sandy blond hair, and the scars, and. HIS RSHIP WITH FARID kill me.

LOTR (going off the films for this, since i haven’t finished the books yet)

Aragorn

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s so brave and honourable and noble. like. man. whenever i think of aragorn, two scenes come to mind. firstly, when boromir has just passed away, and i remember aragorn standing and giving this small, sad, determined smile, with the sun shining on his face and catching in his teary eyes and. sigh. AND also “my friends... you bow to no one” LIKE DAMMIT MAN.worst quality: guy needs to just TAKE THE GAL.ship them with: arwen. always and forever tbh.brotp them with: legolas, man.needs to stay away from: big battles. guy deserves a break.misc. thoughts: i love aragorn so much. sometimes i’ll listen to his coronation song and start crying tbh bc? wtf i love him.

Frodo Baggins

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he’s a cutie tootie)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: his bravery and resolve. like, so many people hate on frodo for being whiny and cowardly and it’s like? tbh, i complain after i’ve been hiking for an hour, so the fact that this little hobbit, who has never once left the shire, goes on this huge, monumental journey is just. i mean, could he have done it without sam? no. definitely not. but does he deserve to be undermined because he needed that help? hell no:http://spaceprincessza.tumblr.com/post/138189499906/frodo-volunteers-himself-to-take-the-ring-tohttp://spaceprincessza.tumblr.com/post/127985283201/6-tolkiens-hero-was-average-and-needed-helpFIGHT ME.worst quality: i mean the one part in the film where i was like “frodo dammit WHY” was when he sent sam back. but even then, that wasn’t him. that was his paranoia, resultant of the ring, and of gollum’s stirring the metaphorical pot. so like. he doesn’t have any.ship them with: no one.brotp them with: SAM. SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM. BROTP TO END ALL BROTPS.needs to stay away from: magic rings; gollum; ring wraiths.misc. thoughts: i love him so much, and if you call him a coward, you’re gonna have me to contend with. also “i’m glad to be with you, samwise gamgee. here at the end of all things.”

Samwise Gamgee

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (he’s also a cutie tootie)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: HIS LOYALTY. HIS BRAVERY. SAM, MY DARLING. worst quality: literally none? sam gamgee is perfect, pass it on.ship them with: rosie cotton... “rosie cotton dancing. she had ribbons in her hair. if ever i was to marry someone, it would’ve been her. it would’ve been her.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnhBKPSuWAbrotp them with: FRODO. FRODO FRODO FRODO FRODO FRODO. BROTP TO END ALL BROTPS.needs to stay away from: gollum. anything bad at all ever.misc. thoughts: I LOVE HIM. his entire speech kills me. it kills me, i tell you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyYBtASteQ

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