#ima be so mad if they were only in this ep

[lesbicosmos]

currently going absolutely insane over the new ofmd episodes and will be for the foreseeable future because AAAAAA

⬇️spoilers for 2x04/5⬇️

crazy insane psycho lesbians is exactly what ed and stede needed fr

also i need them. anne bonny your hand in marriage please.

THE "I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU" LINE BEING SAID FACE TO FACE RATHER THAN IN A LETTER LIKE THE TRAILER IMPLIED I CALLED IT AND AM GOING MAD OVER IT

that whole scene honestly was just AAAAAA

is buttons just...gone? bro turned into a seagull and fucked off, icon honestly

i want lucius's trousers from ep5 they're so cool

lucius getting to throw ed overboard was iconic tbf, he deserved to do that

ed and fang bonding was so sweet

can someone pls check in on frenchie im worried abt him and that allergic reaction </3

the momentary lucius/black pete angst had me scared but THE END?? THE DRAWING AND THE PROPOSAL OH MY GOD I WAS IN TEARS

and as if i wasn't already in tears from that, THE LAST SCENE??? THE YOU WEAR FINE THINGS WELL PARALLEL AND THE KISS???? give me 5-8 business days to recover (actually it'll take longer than that)

also abt to go full film student here but THE MOON IN THAT SCENE BEING NOT FULL LIKE IT WAS IN S1, REFLECTING HOW S1 WAS THEM FALLING HEAD OVER HEELS FOR EACH OTHER AND MOVING TOO QUICKLY BUT THEN IN S2 THEYRE GOING SLOWER AND BUILDING THE RELATIONSHIP GRADUALLY BUT THE SCENE IS STILL MORE ROMANTIC THAN S1 yeah im normal about this i swear

[karma-jinx]

ML New York Special Babbles *Spoilers*

Ok so! Coming outta me hiding hole to bring you this ramblings. These are just my thoughts after seeing the new episode. This ones a LONG one.

I’m told that this particular episode takes place between seasons 3 and 4. A sort of bridge episode maybe idk. I mention this because there are some things it connects to in the past and introduces some new stuff. (In regards of what’s going on in Paris.)

The ep starts with LB and CN yet AGAIN fighting Mr Pigeon. Apparently for the 51st time. He wants to take the Eiffel Tower to space with his piegons???? Idk just an excuse for the hero’s to use their new power ups. Which tbh is kinda lame because we don’t even see them in the new forms for very long.

The light hearted banter between LB and CN about the rose was kinda nice. I say this because it seems like CN is maybe FINALLY going to give her space and not try to woo her every moment. Tbh I can’t recall if he actually did flirt with her in that scene. So that’s cool. (Boy did stroke his own ego by kissing his muscles.)

Marinette really out her denying she still simps over Adrien. (She does it through out the entire episode and no one believes her claim that she’s over him and that they’re “friends”)

Also uh.... so Miss Bustier is preggers???? Interesting cuz I thought she was single since we’ve never heard of any sort of partner she may or may not have. Also its Miss, not Mrs so I don’t think she’s married? But idk she can’t go to the trip so Ms Mendeleiev goes in her place.

And can I just say how hurt she looked when the students complained that she’s lame and wouldn’t be as fun as Ms B. Yeah Ms. M is strict and all but she’s fair across the board. Unlike Ms B. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about just look up Ms B salt.)

Random but why was Chloe SO Adamant in not wanting to go to New York? I mean didn’t she want to go to New York with her mom? Was it cuz it was a class trip instead?

Lila was there too but fuq her honestly. Lila was only there to push Marinette to claim they gotta convince model boy’s das to let him go to New York with them.

Why’d the WHOLE class go to Adrien’s house if Marinette was the only one let inside? Sure it could be argued that either the dad only allowed her in. Or her classmates pushed her to do it alone since it was her idea. Either way seemed unnecessary for them all to be there. That’s just my opinion.

Side note as this was happening Adrien and Kagami had another fencing match. (One she won becuz boi was having sad times)

But she him!!!! And such an odd scene too becuz it LOOKS like she MAY have kissed him on the lips. But I don’t think she actually did. I say this because Adrien showed no reaction to it until she pulled away. He was still sadly looking at the ground until she was leaving. So???? I still don’t think they’re a couple. Yet????

My girl Marinette being a responsible hero trusting CN to look over the city in her absence gives him a flipping kitty alarm. I want that!

Random comment but ofc marinette would miss the bus that’s taking her to the airport because why WOULDNT she right?

Luckily friend Luka was there to haul ass to catch up on it on his bike right? (Is he a wimp or not? Like???? Yeah we know he likes her but he also treats her like a friend. So idk of this scene is him kinda simping or him being a good friend.)

That plane scene huh? I feel like some ppl are gonna be mad about what happened. As the trailer shows Marinette and Adrien are seated next to each other. When boarding the place Adrien is actually happy, maybe even excited to see Marinette.

He runs down the aisle to help her with her things and find her seat. He even tries to help her work the ac over head. All in all he’s just happy to be near her. And everyone might’ve thought FINALLY some progress right? Only to see her beg for help because she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t spend HOURS seated by the boy she likes.

Why? Because at the end of season 3 we’re told that she chooses to bow out in the race for his affections because she thinks he and Kagami like each other. She couldn’t handle a few seconds by him so she knew she wouldn’t be able to handle hours seated by a guy she still very much likes but chooses she can’t have. As frustrating as it is I can at least see WHY she acted the way she did.

Alya and Nino being 100000% over these to but still trying to help them out. The patience they have for their idiot friends.

Everyone on the plane as it’s being attacked: scared and full surprised.

Alya: *nerds out about the super heroes helping*

She still hasn’t changed huh?

Why’s Majestia’s daughter and Android? I really wanna know the story there. Idk how to spell her name so I’ll be calling her by her hero name. Uncanny Valley, which I also want to know why is that her name. As well as the full extent of her powers.

Yay for Sabrina having fun away from Chloe for once.

Why are there SO many heroes in New York anyways? And some are random af. A guys who’s ability is that he can open a door to where ever he wants to go.

A hotdog hero with ketchup and mustard theme sidekicks? (Maybe)

Dude makes hotdogs filled with random temp abilities. Which explains wtf I saw a clip of Adrien and Marinette dancing in the air.

Sooooooo..... does everyone just think of convoluted schemes? Or meddle in things just willy nilly? Anyways Uncanny Valley and Jess’s scheme to “help” Adrien and Marinette confess sure was top tier wild idea. Alya and Nino just WENT WITH IT! They’re just like, “kay sure why not?” Sure ok!

Ladybug and Chat Noir are an efficient crime fighting duo. And Paris’ sworn protectors!

Can’t function for shit as civilians.

LB has sole custody of their brain cells. What happens to it when they change back is a mystery to me.

CN is an idiot for never telling LB that he was leaving Paris. Til it was too late and problems were happening in Paris. Caused by Mayura. Rip Natalie who seems bed ridden? But also if the miraculous is fixed is she still going to suffer the affects from when it was broken? Or is she healing from that?

Anyways a messy fight ensues. CN hurt he broke his Lady’s trust and almost killed Uncanny Valley. If LB weren’t there to fix things who knows what would’ve happened?

Still, he gives up his ring and is forced to leave since his father blames Marinette for convincing him to allow Adrien to go to New York. SCREW YOU GABRIEL BITCH NEEDS TO GET DUNKED ON IS ALL IMA SAY.

(That was a NASTY skid Marinette did. Like OUCH)

Why did Majestia’s skin tone go fucking white in her civilian form???? Her and her gf/wife’s skin tone was just, weird?

On topic of random/weird why did Jess HAVE to pretend she was a boy hero?

The explanation they gave was rushed and weak imo.

The eagles miraculous confuses me tbh. Even after seeing how it worked I’m perplexed by it. But seeing as it takes place in ‘Muerica land of the Free with an eagle Kwami its “on brand”. Sure.

HM really out here really to destroy the world without a second thought huh? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Shouldn’t also be surprised that LB and CN saved the day with their new friends either. The ending was pretty rushed tbh.

LB and CN are thanked/praised for helping. Paris understand why they were absent now.

Jess gets to keep the miraculous and *le gasp* there’s another protector of the miraculous.

Alls well that ends well right?

In all honesty the special was kinda like any other episode. It did bring new lore like the heroes of New York. NONE of them seemed to be miraculous based type of heroes. So I makes me wonder the extent of unnatural aspects that have or could happen to make someone have super abilities. Or am I to assume that it’s like marvel/dc or any other super hero like comic book story. Because it that’s the case then that opens a whole can of worms I can’t get into rn.

There’s also the other guardian of the miraculous. How many more are there? Do they keep in touch? If so why’d Master Fu make Marinette the new guardian???? Just.. jakakandjfns

Why claim its SOOOO important to hide their identities then show how New York Heroes don’t seem to really give af about secret identities?

Might’ve missed some things but this is long af as it is.

[starryace]

my personal introduction to vav

so i have a few friends who’ve been wanting to get into vav but dunno where to start so... i’ll just do this lil thing. obviously there’s gonna be my own opinions so don’t take everything i say to heart but like... here we go

vav (very awesome voice -- pronounced vee-ay-vee but i say vav bc im lazy) debuted in 2015, but when they debuted they had a different lineup. zehan, xiao, and gyeoul all left to pursue other activities. ziu, lou, and ayno joined the group in 2017! the fandom is called vampz because of the groups original concept but we don’t talk about that

title tracks/mvs: *under the moonlight | *brotherhood | *no doubt | *here i am | venus (dance with me) | flower (you) | abc (middle of the night) | she’s mine | spotlight | gorgeous | give it to me | senorita | **so in love | **thrilla killa | **i’m sorry | give me more

* = pre-line up switch! | ** = without jacob (due to his participation in a chinese program)

more about the members under the cut!

st van (lee geumhyuk)

note: during updating i ended up having to redo this entire section bc my computer deleted it all... sigh.

everyone’s dad

kinda gives off party vibes, like a cool club dad, you know?

super duper soft :(( he laughs at everything and he loves gentle things and he may be the oldest but he’s babie

gets really embarrassed really easily and blushes and laughs it off

oh! he also laughs with like... his entire body ekhrbgj

tattoos! on his shoulder and right arm

full sleeve completed

self composed the track “im sorry” off of the thrilla killa album

he lived in china for 13+ years and can speak fluent (if not, almost fluent) chinese

he’s super good cook and he wanted to be a chef before becoming an idol

loves jacob :(( with all his heart

weird but he can drink a lot of water really quickly, that’s his special talent

got a dog with the group! her name is cash and she’s super cute

im sure there’s more but i got mad after my computer deleted everything so i’ll get back to updating this part when things dawn on me

baron (choi chunghyeop)

dancer extraordinaire! he actually used to be in a dance team before vav

smiley boy ;;;; literally he has the prettiest smile and the nicest teeth

he can play the piano and a lil guitar im p sure!

he’s honestly a lil shit but we love him anyway

he’s very mom like, and loves taking care of the members, but i spy with my lil eye someone a lil more mom-like but that comes later

he choreographed a cover of shape of you!

unfortunately, his mom passed away early this year (may she rest in peace).

his nickname is baby prince (from his mom) and it was because of his mom that he was able to become and idol

baron singing??? yes,,, yeS!! his voice is godsent istg

he loves loves loves music and dance

wont shut up about millennium dance studio

was the pizza delivery boy in minx’s why did you come to my home

has a very intensive skin care routine

he!! loves!! food!! constantly nomming

ace (jang wooyoung)

remember how i said how i thought there was someone more mom like? meet ace.

literally babies everyone

eSPECIALLY ayno + ziu (sometimes lou, when lou will let him)

sassy, diva, can also be a lil shit -- esp with baron... 92 line is just lil shit line

lil fucking tease, too--

he has an oral fixation-- licks his lips a lot no bueno for me

teal hair? god tier. senorita? also god tier. everything about him? god tier.

plays the guitar... see senorita

“you’re doing wonderful sweetie” but like... a living version of that

abs... abs for days..........

works out with jacob

dimples!! but it’s more prominent on the right cheek.

god he’s??? literally ethereal. like i can’t put into words how pretty he is

he ;;;; has the purest, most sweetest heart

they need to start letting ace have more lines bc omg his voice ;;;;;

really good with kids ;;;;; they love him

he’s a BIG flirt, it’s like when he opens his mouth the only thing he thinks to do is say “i love you” or “you’re mine” or smthn

Prince Wooyoung™

ayno (noh yoonho)

was on no.mercy -- still kinda keeps in contact with monsta x now (hims was lil babie minhyuk)

yknow how baron is dancer? so is ayno -- aYNO IS GOD TIER DANCER ok he ;;;;; ugh he’s literally so talented

he raps too! also god tier

hims a soundcloud rapper -- dropped zero coke (mixtape) and god that boy is talented

self composed their song touch you (aka one of my fave vav songs)

ace’s baby... really, he’s vav’s baby, but still

fake maknae to the max. it still baffles me that he’s older than the others ima list

hims also pretty shy, but it’s real cute ;;;;

lou has such a big fat crush on him and he’s always embarrassed by it

he zones out a lot and is very mellow & quiet until something inside him switches and then he’s like BAM loud and crackhead

ziu.... brings out... the crackhead in him lbr

former happyface ent trainee w/ ziu

puppy!

also really good with kids!! prolly bc he is a big kid himself erhbjeg

often writes his own raps for songs

jacob (zhang peng)

resting bitch face to the max

800% done with everyone’s shit

chinese member!

he was performing in a chinese show called all for one -- his team got eliminated (sad) but that means he’ll be returning to the group (happy!)

that’s why he wasn’t in so in love/thrilla killa/im sorry

hims loves his st van

he also eats... a lot.

ok but like... he works out with ace, right? boy has such chiseled and nicely defined abs, it pains me

he’s a happy lil sunshine boy

savage as fuck

his smile literally adds 5 years to your lifespan

all of the members miss him so much ;;;; its honestly super wholesome and every once in a while they’ll be like “omg cobi would love this” or “jacob....... we miss you”

but then you have shithead lou being like “i mean... its nice having the room to myself” wrehbjehg

he dance too! idk what type of dancing it is but he does it!!!

he was in the chinese movie “the dreamer on the catwalk”

BRING HIM BACK ATEAM PLS I MISS HIMS

HE HAS RETURNED AND HE’S STRONGER THAN EVER

lou (kim hosung)

my #1, my one and only, my precious sweetheart

tall as fUCK

has a deep ass motherfucking voice

grew up in georgia as a kid (can speak fluent english) and then the philippines when he was a teen!

kinda the more quiet & reserved member

but dont let that fool you......

he too is a lil shit

AND A CHAOTIC GAY -- ziu bothers him a lot but he has a big ol’ crush on ayno and he never shuts up about how pretty he is and how much he loves him

he can be a grouchy lil bitch too tho hkerbjeg

in this interview baron and st van were being cute and he’s just in the corner like “youuuu shouuuld daaaate” -- gay. in the same interview thats one instance where he wouldn’t shut up about ayno

hims a rapper too!! he often writes his own raps for songs (much like ayno)

his own mixtape (goodnight) literally is so nice i listen to it all the time

he has a vlive thing he does called lou-dio and it’s real cute

big ears = the cutest thing ever ehkrbgjeh

he collects a bunch of stuff!! like pop figures and toys, like souvenirs from everywhere they go

he was in the youtube webdrama “lemon car video” (eps 1, 3, 7, and 8)

his stage name is lou (pronounced “low” but i refuse to say that) because his voice is so low

ziu (park heejun)

chaotic. just chaotic. chaotic gay, chaotic maknae, chaotic man.

he’s the real maknae tho... doesn’t look it, huh?

manly af

literally so charismatic and funny as hell

wants kisses + love + attention from everyone

goes in for a kiss -- everyone else usually backs away but he’s always disappointed that no one gives into him

kisses kisses kisses

did i mention kisses?

he makes a lot of random ass noises all the time

screm... lots of screm. like you know opossums?? think that kinda screm.

his vocals ;;;;; his singing voice is so, so nice ;;; i adore it.

his room is dirty af i could NEVER

he does some really questionable things sometimes... see here.

like i said, i cannot express this enough... he’s so charismatic. so charming. so handsome.

also!! super hyper fluff ball. hims cute.

aegyo up the wazoo too

former happyface ent trainee with ayno

was in the fri.sat.sun teasers by dalshabet

can get p loud & annoying but that doesnt change how much we love him

idk if any of that made sense... but there you go! there’s so much more to vav and everything they do and who they are, so i hope this just kinda gets more people to look into them? it’s a stepping stone, not everything possible to learn.

+ keep in mind, a lot of this stuff comes from both kprofiles, what i’ve seen in videos, and my own personal opinions & inputs. so... yeah. don’t use what i say as truth/fact unless you see stuff to back it up (or you adopt it as your own opinion idk).

thank you for taking your time to read this!!

[blorbosexterminator]

And guess whos back?! ITS ME!! AND ON TIME, THANK GOD!!

Nada, this episode, in a nutshell, made feel like Martin in the kiss scene, ngl.

ARE YOU READY?! WARNING : TOO MANY PROVERBS, GIFS AND EMOTIONS SO BEWARE

And with that, EP 28, Ima review the fuck outta you :

Okay, you gave me my team up so I am returning the favour.

Raquel dealing with everything all alone :

Sergio with his Guns and Brains :

Martin with his Guns, madness and love :

Silene with Her guns, wits and anger :

Daniel with his fight skills, gun, cracky laugh and dedication for his papa and Monica :

(Look dont blame me, his resume says he can take on an army by himself)

Anibal with a Gun (which he kept dropping, but bless his heart he's trying 😄) :

Andres being THE MOST BADASS :

Senor Ramos, Monica and Julia unexpectedly showing up :

I hope you get the reference 😄 If not, I'll happily explain you

They left Daniel with a little too much on his hands. Far too much for one man to take down

He’s screwed. And he was.

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Daniel who was on the verge of getting seriously hurt fighting by himself, trapped under one man, who hit with more rage than Daniel would have expected out of a hired-worker

Daniel’s face fast as rain and hard as icicles. 

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD 😱😱😱😱

One which she had apparently hit the man’s head with hard enough. Looking down on him, with her golden curls like a halo around her head, she looked exactly like an angel. 

MONICAAAAA!!!! DANI'S HEROOOOOO!!!!

My dog : But,

Me : No I am not listening, play it, just fucking play it!!!!

I love how much Dani loves Monica 😆 and then is like, TF YOU HERE FOR 😆😆😆😆😆

Julia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top-tier sibling content

Onto Agatha, our Queen :

She said I Love you to Alicia?! 😍 Awww

GANDIA?!?!? WTF

Alicia using Axel as leverage?! 😱

AGATHA BLOWING GANDIA'S BRAINS OFF?!??!?!

Poetic justice right there 😘 I love how you bought Gandia only to get his brains blown off 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Telenova!Agatha avenging Canon!Agatha 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Also, Riding off into sunset with Alicia, money, Axel and new life?!?! Literally?!?! Beautiful, just, Beautiful

(To be continued)

You are!

So, like a complete mess? Afhshs

Okay, I genuinely love this. You really went with Endgame agsbjshs. Raquel as captain bossing everyone around and actually keeping some structure to what they were doing, Sergio as black-panther afsnhshs and Martín as Dr. Strange (who is literally a doctor agshhs perfect), Silene and Daniel as Wanda and Bucky!!!!! So perfect, and so accurate, except they were all dressed in 90s high telenovela fashion. But beautiful, loved it! Loved the rest too, especially Ramos, Monica and Julia showing up unexpectedly one. Thank you!

THE SOUNDTRACK!! Okay, obviously, the production team can't afford that orchestra, but glad to see it used on the fan-videos nonethless.

Glad you won that argument against your dog, it's perfect!!! And yes! Monica is 100% Dani's hero, in more ways than one.

He can be a little dumb, but we love him anyway. Yesss Julia and Daniel are the perfect material for dumb sibling content!

She did, yes!

Exactly, 100% why I brought that scum here. And yesss she avenged her canon-self, the exact same way.

(I'll see in part 2)

[cow3survivor]

Ep. 6: “So Many Ways This Could Backfire” - Jennet

JENNET 

so the plan worked out great except jabari said that “now jake will know the truth” in front of daisy and the other tribemates🥺 i was hoping that i could pin this on lindsay so that once we merged i could lie about it and have lindsay be out next before the merge... this is truly sickening idk what to do

(a little later)

feeling really bad... is it my fault that jake forced me into a f3 with jabari who ive barely spoken with??? idk i feel like not only did i betray her but i betrayed a black woman and that makes me sick to my stomach.... hoping that i made the right choice and this propels me further in the game🥺 i honestly hated having to do that but maybe if ethan and sam have tribal connections left, when we merge, maybe we will be able to stick together and he’ll also help connect me

JESSICA

I GOT THE IDOL! It is good for 4 rounds and I still have my vote. And just in time as we are swapping into 3 tribes of 5 like I thought..... wow my psychic abilities! Jabari got voted out at tribal and I'm sad. I didn't know her but I think she was new to orgs and I really wanted to play with her! Plus she volunteered to do the tiebreaker for her tribe so I thought they'd keep her due to that. Time for a swap lets kick this game into gear!

JENNET

hoping jake isnt on the same tribe as daisy or lindsay

(a little later)

also hoping im on a tribe of winners so i never make it to tribal bc i DEFINITELY was/am the weakest link☠️

MIKEY

so. I FUCKING HATE THIS NEW TRIBE. THEY PICKING OFF ALL THE GOOD ORIGINAL CALUMMA MEMBERS AND MY GIRL JABARI LITERALLY JUST LEFT??? FUCK YOU JENNET. I KNOW THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU! But anyways, its me and jake vs all OG (insert other tribes name) and i think I'm going next lool fuck ME. this is very sad indeed and idk im upset but ima try my mf hardest

JAKE

https://youtu.be/OzrGekDCG8I xoxo gossip girl

JENNET

jones and ethan on my tribe?? *blushes sm*

(a little later)

nervous about this tribe... ive pulled off three blindsides that ive helped orchestrate so if like if someone really wanted to look deeper into it.... they would be able to make a target out of me bc of it. definitely worried

(after cooking a fish)

this is basically an allstar team. everybody on here is a heavy hitter and that makes me worried bc if i wasnt the weakest link before, i definitely am now. wishing we had gotten rid of lindsay instead of jabari bc we just made another team stronger but it is what it is i guess

JONES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTUvzatQrw

JESSICA

Today's song is "Ribs" by Lorde because I have played it on repeat all morning. Also I forget if I said for my last confessional but that song was "Sober", also by Lorde. Basically I love Lorde and my life is better because of it. This swap worked out super well for me! I really said in my host chat "Could I please be put on a tribe with Shane and Daisy?" and the hosts simply said "Okay". I have my final 3 back together and we also have Lindsay and Lovelis. Lindsay seems really cool so far and Lovelis and I have a good thing going so I feel very confident on this tribe. I really hope we do not lose because honestly? I don't want to vote out Lindsay at all. I like that she is active and she seems like someone who really is putting in effort whereas Lovelis, as much as I like him, just really hasn't been here. I would rather play this game with people who are more active so to me it's like.... Lindsay is absolutely not the obvious vote if we lose. Not even a bit! I'd love to do with her what I did with Mikey and make a separate f2 so that when we merge, she's someone who will keep the target off of me. I didn't tell my alliance about the idol because honestly I just don't anticipate using it at all. It expires so soon and I really only took it so that no one else would end up having it. Also.... I don't know, I didn't tell them right away because I was a bit busy at the moment we swapped and now it feels suspicious if I do tell them? Also who knows, maybe they would not find my story believable and think I have an idol up to final 5 which I just don't want! I'd rather throw the idol into the sea so it causes no problems. This immunity challenge is an interesting one. If I knew what was in the boxes, I would probably bet more, but I bet some of those boxes have bad things or nothing in them and I simply do not want that. If I had to guess, one has the other half to that idol, one probably has an idol clue, another maybe has extra idol searches.... maybe another has an idol nullifier? Or a vote peek? Really none of these are things that I need. They're all cool but I'd rather be immune thanks! As far as how I feel in the game, I really do want the Maples to be f3. I'd rather be at the end with my alliance and lose than flip and be there without them. Ummmm what other thoughts do I have.................... I think that might be it. My mind is empty but I'm still moving forward.

LINDSAY

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1L5Nzch65XLD_njxnIxLKwqUs5vqXcYot/view?usp=drivesdk

JESSICA

Also if we lose this immunity....... I'll be mad because I bet 0 on everything and I am STAYING that way!

JENNET

feeling increasingly bad for voting out jabari /:: idk it doesnt sit right with me in the grand scheme of things. obviously its a game but the fact that i genuinely upset somebody to that extent is so sick. idec that we’re going to tribal, i want to be voted out

ETHAN

3 tribals in a row... I don't for a freaking second believe that Jones and Nicol "made a mistake" with their bidding. This feels like throwing, and if it is, it means that: 1. they feel comfortable enough with Jennet to have a majority 2. they feel comfortable enough with Pete to have a majority 3. it doesn't matter anyway, they now have 2 boxes and potentially an idol or two they could use Either way, this is a freaking sucky situation, and Pete is being super sketchy. People keep making bad play after bad play so honestly, it is hard for me because I keep assuming that they will be doing all of these things to throw the wool over my eyes when they actually aren't doing anything.

JENNET

im annoyed im frustrated and im angry... why were so many points used?

(a little later)

here i am... again... in the middle guys vs girls.... um this sucks bc like me ethan pete didnt use alot of points and nicole and jones did so thats like sucky bc initially i wanted pete gone but like now theres no reason for it to be him

(after soaking in the sun)

nicole says that pippa told her to wait to see whats in the box, so that could mean tribal or that could wait next round. or what if its a comeback power? i literally have no idea what to do

(after making a pillow out of leaves)

okay so the plan is, we get to tribal. me ethan and pete vote for nicole. jones and nicole vote for pete. nicole uses immunity on herself, pete goes home. there are so many ways this could backfire and honestly if it sends me home than im okay with that. i just hate going to tribal so many times in a row

MADISON

I AM FREE FROM MY BROOKESIA PRISON. Current tribe dynamic on Furcifer: me/Sammy have been on the same tribe this whole time, me/Sammy/Jake were just on swap Brookesia, and i know Sam from OG Brookesia so the only person i'm just now meeting is Mikey and that stresses me out so much less than if we had merged or something. My gut is telling me that the idol is long gone and searching might just get me annoyed before it gets me an idol. On the upside, i still have time to find one if it's it out there because i highly doubt I'll be in trouble anytime soon the way my tribe keeps winning everything. ALSO: i only said that i thought Calumma would lose because Shane was on that tribe and i just felt like he would go big or go home but that's an issue to address when our paths cross again. If our tribe ends up going to tribal sometime soon, i would hope it would be the obvious choice to vote Mikey seeing as how i know him the least but idk maybe thats wishful thinking i dont want it to come to that.

SAMMY

Mikey has my heart on this tribe....YUP I really just wanna keep all the fun ppl...im missing daisy:// umm I did not bid on a single thing and I kind of regret it but also??? At least I am safe from tribal...but damn I really should have bid huh? Anyways not much is going on...ready to start playing a more individual game tho hehe

SHANE

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-WUq5wfYK3Xb1Y-KNZptfyagwvSff4cd

NICOLE

I cannot believe I risked being voted out only to NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY NEXT IMMUNITY!!!!!!! what a round, I'm so sad. But I hope I stay.

DAISY

from f15 https://youtu.be/-_meWPNctO0

PETE

it’s literally... dude.. why can’t i just float to a merge whyyYYYYYYYYyyYyYyyyYyYy does it AAAALWAYS have to be so COMPLICATED like this is it this is the time im mufuckin ouutttiiieeeeeee that challenge was clearly thrown so like ✌🏼 it was fuuuun i hope y’all liked me enough to bring me back for whatever the next chameleon returnees thingy is uwu

(after being attacked by bees)

i know i’m paranoid and every tribal i feel sick to my stomach but nobody has talked to me today, except ethan about how fucked we are, it’s half an hour before tribal and no one really seems like they want to work with me. i still haven’t heard a name

TRIBAL COUNCIL

PETE EXIT INTERVIEW

[iscoliverbacktogetheryet]

Post- “We’re Bad People” Coliver Thoughts

y’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

THEY DID THAT THING AGAIN

WHERE THEY WERE ARGUING AND SHOUTING AND TALKING ABOUT THE DIFFICULT SHIT

and they HEARD each other?? THEY FUCKING LISTENED??

THEY DID THAT AGAIN

and all ollie said was ‘YOU’RE BLEEDING’

‘BE QUIET’

oh my god

everything fucking hurt and it was glorious

(I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THESE TWO SHITHEADS. HUMANS IN LOVE AND AFRAID AND THEY ARE BEHAVING AT THEIR WORST HALLELUJAH)

i knew this was how it was going down but a part of me may have still been scared A LITTLE that i had fundamentally misunderstood not just Hampton but Walsh as well

the toxicity of their relationship was always so GLARING but in this ep they’ve illuminated on the matter

with Oliver KNOWING and wanting to ~protect~ them

because of his goddamn FEELINGS and like it’s that whole shitty moral system each of these characters were showing off in those specific flashbacks with WES and it’s like wow

these are people i would not want to be acquainted with at all but my god it’s exhilarating seeing them fall apart

NOW THEY’RE SEEING EACH OTHER TOO LIKE WE THE AUDIENCE HAVE BEEN SEEING THEM

as Sad Boyfriends who are like ~meant to be~ or whatever but shit keeps happening

CONNOR WITH CUTS ON HIS FACE YELLING

you can find someone better

I LOVE THESE SCENES SO MUCH

the really sucky ones that get them crying and just suck me in into the vortex of shipping hell

like The Breakup

and The Argument (or The Explosive Breakup)

ima dub this new one as The Confession (or The Scene Where Oliver Wipes Away Connor’s Blood goddamn i’m not gonna get over this any time soon)

a part of me wishes that eventually they’d tone it down someday soon because my god they genuinely stress me out

ONE DAY they’ll be doing this again

where they SAY what they mean, TALK about what they have to abso-fucking-lutely talk about, HEAR what the other is saying and meaning, and LISTENING to what’s underlying

without having to yell and the discussion not to be prompted by something heartbreaking or related to Crimes

BUT MY GOD THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD/BRUTAL 

CONNOR HAD TO HEAR IT FROM OLIVER

that this man he wanted (and in a way failed!) to protect from everything is now choosing to save him and protect him this time around

HAHAHAUOJLHJLHAHAHAHA

walsh wanted it all to end and he thought telling oliver would be the catalyst for his salvation (of facing the consequences, no more hiding, getting what he knew he deserved, etc.)

ONLY FOR HAMPTON to say “You’re my life!”

IT’S FUNNY BUT AWFUL AT THE SAME TIME

(sidenote: BANG UP JOB YOU’RE DOING THERE OLLIE. this show and its relationship with technological evidences is hilarious. YEAH SURE OLIVER JUST NAME THAT AUDIO FILE ‘AK BACKUP’ because damn nothing says INNOCENT like implying something had been DELETED and labeling it with the suspect’s NAME. mfer wants to be bad but he sucks at it like how everyone else around him have been trying to be Good but failing spectacularly i love art)

these two are so precious they need Death and Crimes to get them over their relationship drama of Always Banging 

and the result is really painful for them but beautiful to me????? 

it was sadness and anger and desperation and fucking HONESTY

y’all

coliver’s lives SUCK

their love is a MESS

there’s going to be more hurt to come with all these outside forces that now it seems Walsh is existing on the fringe of (boy’s in need of some more of those therapy sessions now but maybe with his fellow murderlets because wow his damage is leaking everywhere) the case because he doesn’t CARE

and on the flipside is HAMPTON who CARES A WHOLE FUCK LOT apparently because he ain’t going to the police?? 

LIKE FAR FROM IT

he’s reaching over with some cloth to wipe away the blood

it’s so poignant?>>>? 

I’M SO MAD HOW THAT ACT JUST FUCKING TORE ME APART AND FORCIBLY FIXED ME UP AS WELL

because my god there’s going to be more of that angst and formative moments that just happen to be all symbolic

i only have so much ENERGY on my thursday nights 

this one fucked me up i am drained

GIMME MORE

[itssofiebitch-blog1]

Sylly WEEkkk!!!! YAAA BITCHEZZZ monday: sofie (after much drinking) pukes n rallies outside of Kam’s and begs natalie and katie to take her to joes to see her guy friends from high school. When they get there, katie dances with phi psi boy and kissed him just a lil bit n when she won't go home with him, he goes to sammi and her whore-y ass sleeps with him in 2 seconds flat. This is Nat’s first Joe’s experience going in with no cover!!!!! THX TO EDDY bc we were making a scene. sofie said she'd only be ten minutes to talk to some randos. when natalie and katie finally get in Eddy is no where to be found and sofie’s downing drinks. nat discovers the back room in Joe’s ( the dance floor) natalie meets eric from phi psi. Around 2am after everyone is done getting dick, we are suddenly all dancing out the door of Joe’s, meanwhile nat thinks we're getting kicked out when it was just closing time. tuesday: sig ep- puppy dog will follows natalie katie's cries bc she wants a country boy like will. *insert photo of will and us. sat on wet quad at 3 am to talk about our feelings. connor and tucker bought us too many drinks all night. "what can i get with two dollars?!" (finds $2 under some kid's shoe katie bends down taps legs tells him to move) bought tequila shots (why?) and nat spills it all over her face. claimed first barstool dalila yells at nat for calling her pledge dad "daddy". natalie storms around kams for an hour pissed af. nat sends d a snap saying "ima b me" sofie pukes again in ISR bathroom at 3:30am and lay on floor for a half hour wednesday: alpha sigs- katie finds jake from rhetoric class. natalie tells jake that this was her first college party trying to say that the party she went to was alpha sigs he thought this was her first time out. natalie proceeded to tell him she doesn't drink with beer in hand and he buys it. katie crushes on him all night and won't let us leave her alone to talk to him. sofie tells jake she has same bday as jake, katie feels inferior and tells everyone sofie loves tucker. sofie runs away bc she thinks natalie's mad at her when really natalie's just sober. we find her slumped over in front of acacia. stop at wingin out and sofie applies for a job at 1 am and gets an interview same day (she puts natalie and i as references) nat calls cashier out as manager (turns out he was lol) thursday: aggers- katie and nat beat sod and TUCKER at beer pong, sofie cries. supposed to go to cly's did cries bc she wants to see tucker. goes all the way to pikapps to find party is at senior house. katie and sof go to lion it was boring (can't get a drink a fucking a bar tender during syllabus week) friday: goes to happy hour basically friday sucked. sammi calls sod with a "mouse" complaint. sofie sleeps at agd we have good talks with elisa and emily. nat was at home and we were sad she left. saturday: block in the morning. couldn't get a drink for like HOURS because of stupid aggers bartender. pregamed at natalie's and started bed pong again with weak mikes hard lemonade and hella deep dish pizza. goes to phi delt first gets WAY to drunk then fiji looks for jay forever nat steals pretzels and beer bong from fiji. runs back to phi delt nat tries to feed guys pretzels through beer bong phi delt man yells at nat to give back beer bong when it's fijis meanwhile sofie is hoooking up with a taken man. katie dances with dean from phi delt and asks "have u seen bromely?" "no" "have u seen the chapter house?" "no" "then which one do u want to see tonight" "neither" hahha then she lies and says she has a meeting in the morning and he goes "how am i gunna contact u?" so she gives him her number and he snapchat s her next day and katie is insecure because she looks ugly so he gives up snapchattig her and that's the end of that. then she cries after we run back to fiji in bathroom while calling her mom emily. then she's cries and rally we stay at fiji find jay covered in champaign. dance with jay. by this time natalie doesn't even know her first name(fuck beer bongs). we run into a shit ton of girls we knew and sofie finds paige bc evil sammi ditched and is moving in with her and sofie and katie take nat home and forcibly pull off her pants and put on pjs and carry her into bed (katie takes legs, sofie takes body) then sofie take paige back and tells her she is informal rushing our house when we can't and we eat drunk burritos with emily. dalila tells us about sue ellen. successful syllabus week