#implies sentijazz

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Jefire: would you still love Jazz if he was a worm

Sentinel: what kind of fragging questions is that,? No??

Jazz:.. I am breaking up with you

Sentinel: Wait no shi-

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Sentinel watching the Gen 1 movie: Hold this Guy is name is Hot Rod and he isn't even a Hod Rod car

Blurr : isn't a Hot Rod Car a Earth term?

Sentinel: yeah Jazz went on an hour rambling about it. Ugh Nearly making my senors bleed

Blurr: and I you still listen and specially remembered the Hot Rod part

Sentinel: ....tell anybody about this and your fire.

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Sentinel watching Tfp season 2:

Sentinel: oh sure we can have a literal powerful being that can wipe out other planets but density is apparently where we cross the line

Jazz: they don't want him to get way into over his head SP. I mean it a war after all this is serious business

Sentinel: oh please this war stopped being serious when Starscream was dancing on screen Jazz

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Sentinel watching Tfp season 3 and the movie:

Sentinel: if I have a enegon for everytime this "matrix" chooses some reckloose I have two enegon which isn't a lot but how the scrap did this happen twice.

Jazz: hey look at least the kid got a spark, he revived Op didn't he?

Sentinel: THEN WHY DID HE DIE AT THE END. WHAT WAS THE POINT?!

Jazz: it to show that Smokey here care more about the will bring of other than you know destiny risking his life to save something beyond himself you know

Sentinel: yeah I did that I just don't get why whoever wrote the series threw away this apparent risk just to kill Optimus anyway. It POINTLESS .

Jazz: I mean guess you got a point SP but at least it not bad as Megatron saying he doesn't know what it feels like to be opposed

Sentinel: wait isn't he some of the revolutionary in this

Jazz: eh not anymore apparently

Sentinel: What- What WHAT

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Sentinel and Jazz watching Tfp

Tfp Optimus: *say everything like a epic long speech in the most serious way *

Sentinel: *rolls eyes* can this guy say something normal for like one minute

Jazz:..wow.. I can't believe that's op

Sentinel: what I can't believe they took away his sense of humor..at least my- I mean our Optimus know how to laugh

Jaz: wait you're Optimus?

Sentinel: huh....You didn't head anything got it.

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I forgot that I made this and this been in my phone for a while.

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Sentinel and Jazz react to the Bayvese in no particular order

Sentinel with his arm around Jazz: why the hell does every autbots here look high on Enegon

Jazz: it isn't just the autobots, look at the cons man... freaky..

Sentinel: wait they don't usually look like that?

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Bayverse Optimus: *being very violent *

Sentinel: ..does this Optimus have any hobby besides ripping people's faces off

Jazz: I agreed, man need to take a massive chill pill

Sentinel: he need something that for sure..

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Sentinel: ugh and I thought real organics were terrible. Who knew they could get worse in the movies.

Jazz: ah come on SP. Lighten up I'm sure they're are good deep down after all they are helping our side. Ain't they?

Sentinel: Jazz..I don't how to tell you did but everyone in this movie is terrible that it's actually a bit impressive.. well if It wasn't poorly written..

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Sentinel: I SWEAR TO THE ALL SPARK IS THIS MOVIE HAVE ONE MORE STUPID PLOT LINE I'LL GO DOWN TO THIS "HOLLYWOOD" AND TEACH THIS ORGANIC MICHAEL BAY A LESSON.

Dotm Sentinel: I made a deal with the decepticons *shoot and kill Ironhide*

Sentinel:.....what the actual scrap..

Jazz: .. Sp! you just killed Ironhide..

Sentinel: yeah I can see that...hold one.. give one second Jazz I need to do something real quick

Jazz: sure.

Sentinel: ... *Pulled out phone and dialled a number* hello, huh yeah I was wondering if it possible to passed a law so this organic "Micheal Bay" can never make another movie again.

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Sentinel: 😏

Optimus: I'm not calling you a good boy Sentinel that's move you make was shit

Sentinel: well guess what I wasn't asking you in the first place.

Optimus: wait what

Sentinel: hey Jazz was a I a good boy

Jazz: ...well huh..you were certainly a good kisser

Optimus: .... What