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Ultra Magnus after waking up from his coma

Ultra Magnus: let me get this straight you two have a whole ass family*point at Sentinel and Jazz as they hold Bebop and Punkrock while looking away embarrassed*

Ultra Magnus: *pointed at Blurr* you almost died

Blurr: but I came back...somwhow..

Ultra Magnus: *pointed at Jetfire and Jetstorm* and you two- oh no nevermind actually I don't really care about your lives

Jetfire: *pull out weapon*

Jetstorm: No Jetfire. Not here.

Ultra Magnus: dear Primus the next thing you're going to tell me that Optimus stole my hammer.. wait where the hell is my fucking hammer.

Blurr:... Actually sir.. he kinda of did. I mean technically it was jazz and before that it was Ratchet but-

Ultra Magnus: NONE OF YOU CAN BE TRUST BE ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES

Sentinel: I hate to tell you this sir but.. you were in a coma for a whole year

Ultra Magnus: FUCK

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Welcome to Sentinel’s room guys

Just remember that concept of quarter’s Jazz and I wanted thing about others rooms

Sentinel is a neat guy, he doesn’t have a speck of dust or a hint that he doesn’t take care of his look. Of course, awards and posters with the himself are everywhere

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Welcome to Sentinel’s room guys

Just remember that concept of quarter’s Jazz and I wanted thing about others rooms

Sentinel is a neat guy, he doesn’t have a speck of dust or a hint that he doesn’t take care of his look. Of course, awards and posters with the himself are everywhere

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I don't know what I'm even doing anymore

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Damn… you know what called this novel?

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I hate to say this but this literally most meop fanart as humans.

"subverting stereotypes by making a vampire/werewolf couple where the vampire is butch and the werewolf is femme!" did you still make the savage animal person the black one again

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Optimus trying to babysit the Sentijazz when they were babie

Optimus: so-

Punkrock: *immediately bursting into tears due to being in a unfamiliar place and is squirming in Optimus's arms trying to escape*

Bebop: *throw up on Optimus depsite not being sick , somehow escape his arms and is now knocking things all over the base like a kitty *

Optimus: *trying to calm them down and failing, progress to freak out* PROWL I NEED YOU'RE HELP IMMEDIATELY.

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The real mystery around the Jettwins is rather or not Jetfire and Jetstorm are identical twins or fraternal twins since we don't anything about what they look like when they were born or created or whatever . Where they both blue or both orange at one point. Or were they born different colors. Did one of them change their paintwork so they can stand out from their twin or personal reasons. Like I need answer.

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Sentijazz twins headcanons:

- Punkrock as he grow up, he slowly find out that he doesn't really feel like a mech or a femme or even nonbinary. In fact they don't really know how to see themselves. So Punkrock dediced to experiment with different pronouns for themselves to see what suit him the most only to find out that they are actually gender queer. Usually Punkrock would use he/them or he/ him pronouns but on occasion Punkrock would switched to she/them pronouns. He also Pansexual.

- Bebop growing up along side his sibling, found that he have strong disinterest in romanic and only gaining romance interest after a growing strong enough bond with a close friend. That when Bebop found out and realizes that he's Demiromantic. Later he have to explain how Demisexual and Demiromantic are different to his parents

-Punkrock is a very good student in school (or boot camp or whatever) straight As on every class expect for physical ed. He can't do anything physical to save their life and get tired after 2 rounds of pushups. He not physical fit at all. They are a lot better in when it comes to brains not bawn.

- Bebop isn't the best student but who also isn't the worst students. His grades are inconsistent but are usually C's or D's. He trying his best but he consistently struggles in class and hate sitting for way too long. With the only class that he actually good at is physical ed since he have so much energy inside of him that he can used to his advantage. he broke the record for most pushups in class. (Sometimes he hide his bad grades from his parents so they won't be disappointed)

- Bebop ability is the Tekagi-Shuko (ninja claw weapons) that he used to slash through enemies or climb up things so imagine Sentinel and Jazz's shock when they find little Bebop climbing on the walls during the early stages of his infant hood. On that day the parents learned very quickly to keep Bebop away from walls at all cost. (Surprisedly putting mittens on him is very effective)

- Punkrock really don't like fighting or battle in general. usually doing duties or tasks that don't involve fighting at all. Remember they aren't physical fit at all. But if someone does pose a threat to his family or is bullying Bebop, he won't hesitate to pull out his partisan and kick that person's butt.

This is a partisan btw:

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Thanks op.

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I drew versions of your Sentijazz twins. They're adorable. Absolutely cute as buttons.

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Thanks op.

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I drew versions of your Sentijazz twins. They're adorable. Absolutely cute as buttons.

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This amazing op. Thanks.

@problematicbots hope you some mind but I tried my hand at drawing baby versions of Punkrock and Bebop!

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Optimus: * nocied Sentinel pushing a golden Stroller with Punkrock and Bebop in it* are those-

Sentinel: only the greatest thing to ever happen to Cyberton : *pull out a whole ass photos album of Punkrock and Bebop despite the fact they only been born a few weeks ago so it just them in different angles*

Sentijazz twins Origins: while stopping at a refilling station. Jazz and Sentinel end up stuck on the planet when the ship get crushed by one of the local wildlife. Now Jazz and Sentinel alongside with the Jettwins sotra have to rely on each other to survive on somewhat hostile planet until help arrive. A signal day turn into many months of pure hell . During those months the Jazz and Sentinel actually started to bond. With the bibd getting deeper and stronger everyday to the point there..some.. somewhat a romantic tension between the two. It doesn't help that Jetfire and Jetstorm are aware of the tension and are secretly trying to get to be closer since they think it silly and cute seeing Sentinel being slightly softener and very gay towards Jazz.

During a peculiar tense situation (maybe after a battle where Sentinel pull Jazz away from almost getting eaten by a metal eating plant or something insanely romanic like maybe Jazz teaching Sentinel how to actually drive in the rainfall while low-key flirting. ) one thing lead to another and well Sentinel end up becoming a carrier. He doesn't know this at first, actually he doesn't know until many days after he and Jazz get rescued. Sentinel found out when he suddenly got a terrible cramp and back pain to the point he was rushed to the hospital with Jazz and the Jettwins following behind him. There he was met with a surprise when the medics pulled out two newborn twins from him and the rest is history.

Funny bonus: Blurr was the one who rescue Sentinel and Jazz but he found them in the middle of kissing each other. Sentinel immediately get defensive and flushed when he nocied Blurr, Jazz is only sightly embarrassed since this is literally the worst time for them to be found and Blurr is just like: excuse me wha-

Let just say the ride back to Cyberton was extremely awkward

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Sentijazz twins Origins: while stopping at a refilling station. Jazz and Sentinel end up stuck on the planet when the ship get crushed by one of the local wildlife. Now Jazz and Sentinel alongside with the Jettwins sotra have to rely on each other to survive on somewhat hostile planet until help arrive. A signal day turn into many months of pure hell . During those months the Jazz and Sentinel actually started to bond. With the bibd getting deeper and stronger everyday to the point there..some.. somewhat a romantic tension between the two. It doesn't help that Jetfire and Jetstorm are aware of the tension and are secretly trying to get to be closer since they think it silly and cute seeing Sentinel being slightly softener and very gay towards Jazz.

During a peculiar tense situation (maybe after a battle where Sentinel pull Jazz away from almost getting eaten by a metal eating plant or something insanely romanic like maybe Jazz teaching Sentinel how to actually drive in the rainfall while low-key flirting. ) one thing lead to another and well Sentinel end up becoming a carrier. He doesn't know this at first, actually he doesn't know until many days after he and Jazz get rescued. Sentinel found out when he suddenly got a terrible cramp and back pain to the point he was rushed to the hospital with Jazz and the Jettwins following behind him. There he was met with a surprise when the medics pulled out two newborn twins from him and the rest is history.

Funny bonus: Blurr was the one who rescue Sentinel and Jazz but he found them in the middle of kissing each other. Sentinel immediately get defensive and flushed when he nocied Blurr, Jazz is only sightly embarrassed since this is literally the worst time for them to be found and Blurr is just like: excuse me wha-

Let just say the ride back to Cyberton was extremely awkward

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The Sentijazz twins getting lost on earth during own of those visit to earth to improve relations since Sentinel couldn't find a babysitter that met his standards

Punkrock: struggling to adapt to the new environment and is very could cautious around anything even if it the smallest crack. Through on occasion he pulled his own personal data pad to write his journal in yet this end up being his downfall since he wasn't playing attention to his surroundings and he end up lose somehow in detroit.

He is immediately uncomfortable in this setting and just wanted to run back to the ship to hide under a table for the rest of the day.

But considering he have no idea where the all spark he is, he have no choice other than wonder in this unfamiliar territory that is slowly worsen his anxiety in order to find brother and parents

If things couldn't get worse he found that he named is actually a music genre on earth and progress to have a bit of identity crisis to the point he obsessed trying to be exectly like these "Punkrockers" to the point of burnout

Bebop: He is very eager and excited to explore this new world so much so that while being in awe of the sights he end up lost in the city like Punkrock .

At first he was obviously terrified to see that his family is no longer in front of him But on the bright side he least met some nice locals on this planet around the same age as him..he at least he thought they were nice and even maybe potentially his first ever friends outside his family and the Jettwins

but he it's is completely heartbroken to find out these kids don't really care that much his interest. .Only really caring about him as this cool robot tm and not as a person.

Now Bebop just hiding and siting in the corner of some alleyway crying after all his sire (Jazz ) can make alot of friends. So how come does he struggles so much with it even on another planet. He feels like he complete and utter failure along with a loser. Worse of it's getting dark quick and would do anything to be with his family right now .

Getting Found:

Eventually the Punkrock end up the same alleyway as Bebop and they end up talking about their terrible day on earth to each other while making each other felt better by cracking jokes and telling memories of past family shenanigans.

After a few minutes eventually the twins are found by their parents and they couldn't be more happier. They are so happy they can't help but leap and hug them at first sight .

Bonus:

When Sentinel nocited that the twins were missing he immediately wanted to called the whole ass Cyberton army in order to find them but luckily Jazz stopped him since it could causes a war and they are here to improve relations not the other way around.

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he’s not straight btw. just need to make that clear.

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he’s not straight btw. just need to make that clear.