#in pikmin era btw

[dooodle-bug]

hypothetical realistic olimar from july </3

[devilishdescent]

whenever i say imo btw it stands for “in my onion” and it refers to my fantasies of rulership as a future pikmin brood queen even though right now im just a lowly pre-queen imago who is a little too mouthy for her own good and one day an older pikmin queen will overhear the casual way i talk about regency and takes me under her wing and it’s never clear if she is shaping me to become the ruler she never could be or if she’s just making an example of the young upstart but either way after a particularly disastrous uhhhhhhh idk pikmin masquerade (it’s like a regency era ball but we are pikmin so we’re sipping nectar and stuff) i flee crying back to my quarters and she comes after me and i think its to berate my performance and belittle my readiness for the crown but she is more tenderhearted than i expected and draws aside the slit in her gown to lean close and gently stroke the stem of my head flower thing before placing the fullness of her lips on my. uh. sorry. what was this post about

[portalpiggy]

back in my Pikmin brainrot era btw