#incorrcet maggie sawyer quote

[jakascoo]

Alex: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Maggie: That's great, Alex. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[jakascoo]

Maggie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

[jakascoo]

Alex: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Maggie! 

[Neither of them die.]

Maggie: … 

Alex: … 

Maggie: So do you wanna talk about somethi- 

Alex: No thank you.

[jakascoo]

Maggie: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 

Alex: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 

Maggie: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 

Alex: Is it working?

[jakascoo]

Alex: [Makes Maggie a cup of tea but puts salt in it.] Maggie: [Sips tea.] Alex: Maggie: [Finishes tea.] Alex: Didn't it taste bad? Maggie: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Alex, tearing up: Oh, okay.