#incorrect geronimo stilton

[noritheidiot]

*at William Shortpaw's funeral*

Thea: this is so stupid why is this funeral held at 9 am?

Trap: why? Are you not a mourn-ing mouse?

Trap: *snickering like the dumbass he is*

Thea:

Geronimo: 'oh come on...'

Geronimo: *sigh* poor grandfather. He used to love writing music. And being a pain in the tail

Trap: that's alright.

Trap: at least he's stil DE-COMPOSING.

Thea:

Geronimo:

Trap: *absolutely loses it*

[soda-gremlin]

Basil: Geronimo, you’re too nice for your own good.

Geronimo: Nonsense! There is no such thing!

Ratigan, who broke into his house: May I have some sugar with my tea?

Geronimo: Sure! Please, help yourself!

Basil:

Bonus:

Basil: Geronimo- Did you make biscuits?

Geronimo: Yes, the professor said he was hungry.

Ratigan: And they are quite delicious.

Basil: Geronimo, you’re killing me here.

[thangone]

incorrect quotes from whatever i like cause its my blog

shellington: c a p t a i n

captain: son of a bitch shellington its 3 in the morning wha-

*baby vegimal babbles*

shellington: im a single dad at 25 i dont know what to do h e l p

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leslie: ew straight ppl

kwazii: im offended that you would even ASSUME i was straight let alone that anyone on this orange fucker was straight

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captain: you three have all of us worried

*peso eating a fucking cali reaper*

*leslie going ham on the jalepaños*

*shellington drinking spicy ginger beer*

"why?"

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penfold: darling what are you doing?

danger mouse: using unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with my PTSD

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pinfold: so hows it been with dm?

penfold: my husband, his wife, girlfriend and i are going to see if i can invite my girlfriend over for dinner

pinfold: *windows error sound*

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Squawkencluck: morin-

*toaster on fire*

danger mouse: good morning my love :D

Squawkencluck: penfold can you?

penfold: i already made a bloody mary for you

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thea: i regret buying you that blender

trap, drinking toast: thats rude

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Geronimo: trap im banning you from being left unsupervised

trap: cuz im a fully grown mouse i can handle myself

Geronimo: oh really? TELL ME WHY IS JESS FIGHTING THE FUCKING DEMON YOU S U M M O N E D???

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transphobic principal: you need to use the girls bathroom

Benjamin: im not a girl though, my uncle will hear about this discrimination

transphobic principal: first off detention, and second off whats your uncle gonna do?

Geronimo, on tv after hearing this: this just in-

thats all folks

[freezenado]

Colette: Vi, Truth or Dare?

Violet: Truth.

Colette: When was the last time you slept?

Violet: Dare.

Colette: Go to sleep.

Violet: I don't like this game.

[thinksthatit-sbesttonotlookback]

How Well Do I Know My Bookshelf?.

       Hello Everyone! In order to fight boredom while being cooped up, I decided to do the “How Well Do You Know Your Bookshelf” challenge. The way it works is that I have to answer 28 questions about my books, and each book is picked via coordinates that I have gathered from Random.org, @calamariscorpion, and @reverend-pootis . Once again, thank you for helping me with this! Normally you’re supposed to keep track of your score, but I’m too sleepy to care about score right at this moment.

(If you wish to try it, you can look up the questions online!) And now, here are the results!

- Without looking at the description, tell us what the book is about! (7, 41)

The book I ended up landing on was the first edition of the 3-in-1 Fullmetal Alchemist manga by Hiromu Arakawa. This book in particular is about Edward and Alphonse Elric, who are alchemists attempting to search for the Philosopher’s stone in order to restore their bodies.

-Without looking it up, what is the genre of this book? (9, 17)

The book I got was Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey Mcquiston. This is a LGBTQ+ Romance.

- Without looking at the book, tell us what is on the cover! (4, 37)

The book I got was The Curiosity House: The Shrunken Head by Lauren Oliver and H.C. Chester. I love this book so much that I practically memorized the cover. It’s of the Dumfrey Dime Museum, and our main quartet standing in each of the windows.

- Without looking it up, what is the main character's name? (4, 15)

I landed on A Map of Days by Ransom Riggs. The main character is Jacob Portman.

- Without looking, name a side character! (9, 32)

I got Heartstopper by Alice Oseman. I have not read this book yet, so I’ll just throw out the first name that comes into my mind: John. (I’m incorrect)

- Guess how many pages the book has without looking! (If you guess 25 below or 25 above the number, you can count it as a win!) [5, 23]

I landed on The Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling. I actually DNFed this book, so I don’t know how many pages it has; I’ll guess 649. (I just checked, it’s over 800. I’m sad)

- Without looking it up, what rating did you give this book? If you land on a book you haven't read, pick a new set of numbers. (3, 21)

I landed on The Talisman by Stephen King, which I haven’t even opened. And since I don’t have extra coordinates, I went to the next available read book, which happens to be Inside Out & Back Again by Thanhha Lai. I gave this book 5/5 stars (It’s one of my all-time favs.)

- Without looking, where does this book take place? (4, 29)

I landed on Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. Even though I haven’t read this, I know that this takes place in Washington.

- Without looking, what are the parent's names? (1, 32)

I landed on This Book is Not good for You by Pseudonymous Bosch. Unfortunately, I don’t remember any of the three parents named in this book, so no points for me!

- Without looking at the hardback, what color is the book under the dust jacket? (6, 48)

I accidentally cheated on this question, so this one does not count for me. I originally got Case Study of Vanitas by Jun Mochizuki, which is a paperback, like all of my mangas. The next book with a dust jacket was Felix Ever After by Kacen Callender, and I could see under the dust jacket from my bed, which renders this question moot. (It was Yellow, if you wished to know)

- Without looking, is there anything on the hardback? Like an imprint or an image of some sort? (2, 39)

I got The Legend of Luke by Brian Jacques!!! I never took the dust jacket off of this book when I read it last, so I don’t know. I’m going to assume that it has one, because it’s written like an epic. (There wasn’t anything on it :( )

- Without taking the dust jacket off, what is the color of the font on the hardback? (1, 21)

I landed on Because of Winn-Dixie by Kate DiCamillo, which happened to be a paperback. The next available book with a dust jacket is All By My Selves by Jeff Dunahm. I believe that the font is yellow! (it’s actually this really nice red)

- Without looking do the chapters have titles or are they just numbered? (8, 46)

I got Soul Eater vol. 2 by Atsushi Ohkubo. Since this is a manga they have titles. 

- Without looking at the book cover, does it have an award on it? (3, 7)

I got the Dark Half by Stephen King, and my copy does not have any type of award on it.

- Without looking, does this book have any author blurbs on the front cover? (3,4)

I got Skeleton Crew by Stephen King, and there are no author blurbs on the front cover.

- Without looking, does the book have a description on the back? (5, 4)

I landed on Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, and I believe that my copy has a description on the back (No, it doesn’t. All it has is an introduction, some notes, and about the person who wrote the introduction)

- Without looking, does this book have an author photo? (7, 12)

I got the 2nd Fullmetal Alchemist 3-in-1 by Hiromu Arakawa. I don’t believe she has an author photo of herself, but I do know that she has her cow persona on her author segment. Since this question is technically asking about a photo with a human, my answer is no.

- Without looking it up, is this author using a pen name? (6, 49)

I got the Volume 2 of Case Study of Vanitas. I do not believe that Jun Mochizuki is a pen name

- Without peeking, what POV is this book written in? 1st or 3rd? (2, 17)

I landed on Eulalia! By Brian Jacques. Having read quite a few of the Redwall Books, I can safely say that all of them are written in third person.

- Without looking are there any pictures or graphics in this book? (7, 20)

I landed on volume 2 of My Hero Academia by Kohei Horikoshi. This is a manga, which is almost entirely illustrations.

- Without looking, does it have an epilogue? (4, 36)

I landed on The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien. I just read this so i should remember this, but I am blanking out on this. I'm just gonna take a risk and say that it doesn’t have an epilogue.

- Without looking, does this book have a prologue? (8, 3)

I can safely say that the third volume of Ouran Highschool Host Club by Bisco Hatori does not have a prologue.

- Without looking, is this book signed? (6, 23)

I got the first volume of Black Butler by Yana Toboso, and it, like my other books, isn’t signed.

- Without looking, do the page numbers have a design above or below them or none at all? (7, 27)

I landed on the 2nd volume of Noragami Stray God by Adachitoka. Because it’s a manga, I know that there’s no designs on the page numbers.

- Without looking, do the chapter headers have designs on them? (4, 54)

I ended up on Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer again. Having not read them, I do not know, but I’ll assume that they don’t have any designs on them.

- Without looking, are the acknowledgements in the front or the back of the book? (4, 17)

The coordinates gave me Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan. I haven’t read this since middle school, but I’ll assume that it's in the back… (The book had no acknowledgements)

- Without looking, what year was this book published? (2, 33)

This is the question I was dreading, especially since I landed on  Mossflower by Brian Jacques. I’m going to lowball it and say that this was written in 2004… (Turns out I highballed it. Mossflower came out in 1988!)

- Without looking, what year did you read this book? (5, 15)

I was also dreading this, as I don’t remember when I read books, just that I have read them. My final book was The Volcano of Fire by Geronimo Stilton. I’m just going to assume that I read it in 2015. (There’s no possible way to verify this)

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Even though you don’t technically tag someone for one of these, I would like to challenge @cookiecutterwrites and @angelolytle to try this out. Who knows, you may like it!

[The edits aren’t saving]

[soda-gremlin]

Geronimo: You need to stop with all this killing!

Ratigan: Missed me with that gay shit.

Geronimo: What gay shit, the law?!

[noritheidiot]

Random post cuz why not-

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Geronimo: A-

Literally everymouse near him: "why did he say that? Does he hate the other letters in the alphabet or something?" "omg stilton hates the whole alphabet? How much of an asshole is he?" *a bunch of random nonsense*

Geronimo:

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Geronimo: Thing's can't get worse, right?

Trap: *somehow gets a fiancè that is almost exactly like him*

Geronimo: Oh god. please no.

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Geronimo: But like, you gotta stop coming into my office using your motorcycle.

Thea: You're just jealous you can't ride a motorcycle

Geronimo: OH SO FEARING FOR MY CO-WORKERS LIVES EQUAL TO JEALOUSY?

[soda-gremlin]

Trap: You don’t wanna mess with me! I sleep with a baseball bat under my bed!

Thea: As if! I sleep with a knife under my pillow!

Geronimo: That’s nothing.

Trap: Well what do you sleep with?

Geronimo: Kornelius.

[soda-gremlin]

*Geronimo is crying in his room*

Geronimo: Oh, it’s all my fault…!

Kornelius: There there, dear, not everything is your fault…

Geronimo: That’s so sweet of you Kornelius…but…how did you get into my house…?

Kornelius:

Kornelius: Great question-

[soda-gremlin]

Kornelius: What are you talking about? I am not needy!

Geronimo: You called me at 3 in the morning to make sure I still loved you…

[soda-gremlin]

Intro Post!!

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soda-gremlin (Tumblr)

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Preferred Names: Soda, Soda Gremlin

Pronouns: Any, I don’t really care

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[freezenado]

Wait, What?

*Holger and the Thea Sisters we're Locked up in the Room*

Pam: who would-!

Violet: I smell jealousy.

Holger: *ignores her* what should we-

Violet: I said I smell jealousy.

Nicky, Paulina, and Colette: not the time, Vi.

Kumi: are you alright, Violet?

Violet:

Violet: I still smell jealousy from the other side.

Sakura: *from the other side* whut?