#incorrect varigo quotes

[ac4rus]

Hugo: What did you say?

Varian: I said nothing.

Hugo: Say it.

Varian: If you wish, sweetheart—I’d do anything for you just to see that face of yours all flustered up…

Hugo: *gay panic*

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[nightowl1556]

Hugo, flirting with Varian: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: You have to apologize to them Hugo.

Hugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[donnetellotheturtle]

Varian: *staring at Hugo*

Hugo: Would you please stop that? I'm trying to concentrate.

Varian: Is that what you're doing? I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face.

Hugo: Excuse me, my bitch face?

Varian: Youre headed home...I thought you'd be happier.

Hugo: This isn't a home coming...this is a serious mission to retrieve the talisman.

Varian:

Hugo: And for the record, I have a magnificent bitch face.

[madneurologist]

Hugo, inside his sleeping bag staring at the sky: Hey, goggles?

Varian: What

Hugo: Are you awake?

Varian: Who the fuck do you think said "what"

[glitchedvaporeon]

Varigo incorrect quote

[incorrectv7kquotes]

Nuru : I just ended a four year relationship.

Yong: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Nuru : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Varian and Hugo fighting from across the room*

[rueisblue]

In the varigo tangled au

Varian: and what’s your name?

Hugo: Flynn Ryder.

Varian: …like from the adventurer books?

Hugo: damnit.

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

[multifandomconfusion]

Post betrayal be like.

[nightowl1556]

Varigo Incorrect Quote

Varian: *Hugs Hugo from behind*

Varian: *Tucks Hugo's hair behind his ear*

Varian, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: Are you ready to commit? Hugo: Like, a crime or a relationship?

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Goggles...you have...wonderful eyes.

Varian: HES LOST HIS MIND

[madneurologist]

Hugo: Varian, this party is really boring.

Hugo: I want to leave.

Varigo: For fuck's sake, this is our wedding Hugo.