#inescapable bitch

[wanderinghedgehog]

My two favorite instances of “one does not simply conclude an interaction with Javert on one’s own terms”

[winepresswrath]

something about how mad Ambrosius gets when his special nemesis time in interrupted! something about how smug and gleeful Ballister looks when he vaporizes the arrows. something about the way Nimona literally can't be put in a box the same way she can't be contained by the narrative and everywhere she goes things change because she changes. sparks joy makes me smile 10/10.

[rotisseries]

i think maybe the worst thing in the world is when there's a popular fandom wide au that you absolutely cannot stand

[mollyjimbly]

i don't like pregnancy announcements where its

"uh Oh LoOkS LikE im #PREGGERZ! Rip to AlL mY freETiME my MoNEy ANd MY SleEp LMAO!🤣🤪"

i feel sorry for your kids, coz it seems like you really really don't want them...

[apocalypticdemon]

i thought the worst part of the writing process (for fiction) was going to be doing the writing.

turns out i was wrong. it's reading my own writing over again. why

[hauntingsofhouses]

it's the last week of my break and i'm really out here pulling all-nighters to carve up some time to write and work on my hobbies before the new semester starts during which i will have to once again start acting like i am a professional grown adult who knows what i'm doing and i'm not just a living corpse who is rotting on the inside. i'm having a blast (<- insane)

[nthflower]

It's my turn to do a waterboarded screenshot

"We live in a society 🤡"

[toxooz]

me watching a mf explain to me that me being able to grow thickass black chin and neck hair better than most high school boys is just ‘’’unlucky genetics’’’ and its only more visible bc i have brown hair since apparently im just the direct descendant of the fucking bearded lady 

[amazingmsme]

Hahaha you’ll never get this fic Batman!

[fstbmp-a]

"Three hours o' sleep gang!" She's cheering before nearly collapsing on the spot.

[jankwritten]

intrusive thoughts have me in an absolute CHOKEHOLD today lads. you have one weird dream and now your brain just WILL NOT let it go.

[beautifultimetravelvoid]

Surviving the Titanic: History's Luckiest Woman

Starting time: 11:02 PM

Ending time: 11:28 PM

Guest: Jenny Lorenzo

I love the little clown nose honk at the beginning with the logo

the way he says "win my little jelly beans"

creepy, low-key kinda pervy

how old was Violet when she got her first job

rip the jelly beans

Ryan's maniacal laughter

the spooky The Professor voice

he sounds so mad and disappointing

Ryan one day will win I swear

that's not a nick name

go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks

nick names are supposed to be short

the deadpan way Jenny said, "Bitch went overboard"

pausing the skit because the screensaver turned on

it's giving having to pause a presentation because you lost your place in your notes

what did she do to get the name go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks

what does one have to do to get a nick name like that

do you think that the ship staff were even trained for evacuation

like they knew what they were doing

how dare The Professor not know a history fact

Violet, sweetheart, honey, why would you take a job from the SAME COMPANY

The Professor not knowing another history fact

how dare he

Ryan is salty about the fact that The Professor doesn't know jack shit about random history facts

I believe in you Ryan

you can win this one

at least the people were prepared for bad events this time

Violet you brave bitch

genie?

inescapable death machine

really, working on MULTIPLE boats and going through a boat sinking and not knowing how to swim

"F you iceberg Charlie"

Violet is the luckiest bitch alive

she's not alive anymore but at the time, you know what I mean

I don't believe Ryan will win anymore

SHE CONTINUED TO WORK FOR FUCKING WHITE STAR!!??!

why did they continue to hire her

she's like the opposite of a rabbit's foot

I don't really like the propeller's song

wow another tie

but this time a tiebreaker

Ryan, no need to threaten The Professor

Jenny deserved the prize

I wonder if Violet ever learned to swim

[memoryoflooping]

Oh i just realized the pipe bomb that just got handed to me bc of laur playing isat . Uh oh.

[tieflingtav]

starting my durge playthrough.

this is sel, a tiefling cleric.

is she going to romance astarion? yes. yes, she is.

[25-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

being a philosophy major is really just reading descartes meditations over and over and over again

[deathinfeathers]

"Hmhmhm..."