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“Have you ever seen a raccoon try to eat cotton candy? It’s amazing to watch.”
“They wash everything before they eat it, you see. It’s a compulsion. They grab up whatever they wish to devour in their little people hands and stick it under the nearest source of running water. They get rather distressed if they don’t.”
“It washes away, obviously. Cotton candy dissolves in water. You should see their poor faces when it happens. They’re flabbergasted! They don’t understand what’s happened. Where has their delicious fluffy treat gone? It was in their hands just a moment ago! It happens every single time.”
“Naturally, after the third time I watched this happen, I went ahead and installed a water fountain next to the cotton candy machines. It really streamlined the process, let me tell you.”
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@maruceballos
#Dante2018 Inf18 8º○FRAUDULENTOS 1º fosarufianes y seductores 2º fosaaduladores y cortesanos
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these two are really cute together
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YUP HALFWAY UP HER ARM
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dance that chiseled ass off like your life depends on it
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THIS SHOW IS HAVING A LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE SPECIFICALLY
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aw man I just realized the local Egg Festival will either be canceled or unsafe and thus I won’t get to have any fried dough this summer
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jabs finger at her YOOOOUUUU
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Oh, she’s deliberately driving her number UP! Interesting. I guess she doesn’t want to leave the car or deal with her issues. Facing yourself can be hard (as Amelia showed us WOW) but failing to do so can be very unhealthy.
Also, did she tattoo those kids’ faces? Wait, those are some pretty young kids to be on the train. Are they the children of passengers that settled in?
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oh this is just the cameo car isn’t it
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HEY WAIT DIDN’T WE SEE THIS LADY ON THE SCREENS IN THE ENGINE
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four whole points for the people who saved you from your existential nightmare
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SHE’S GOT NO IDEA I LOVE IT
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so would baby hands be appropriate now
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She’s never felt wanted before, I’ll wager. It must be an empty life, being a reflection. Having someone value you for yourself instead of how you relate to someone else must be mind-blowing.
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WHO KEEPS COMMITTING THESE ATROCITIES
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