#innocrect quote

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Peepers: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

[squeiky]

Frisk: falls down the stairs

Papyrus: HOLY CRA-

Sans: *loud ass trumpet noise* *WAUMP WAUMP WAUUHH

Papyrus: WTF SANS??!

Frisk: slips on something

Papyrus: ARE YOU OKAY HUMAN??!

Sans: *whistle noise*

Papyrus: sans what the hell-

Frisk: fucking dies

Sans: *plays hello from the other side on loop*

Papyrus: GODDAMIT SANS!!!

Frisk: does a backflip

Sans: *plays a clapping soundtrack*

Papyrus: mildly inconvenient????

Frisk: makes a joke

Sans: *appears out of no where with a entire drum set* BADUM TSSSS!

Papyrus: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?!?

Papyrus: stop plauging my life with INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!

Sans: *plays a goddamn solo on the guitar* SORRY WHAT WAS THAT??!

Papyrus: GODDAMIT SANS-

[dragonbiblegirl]

Right before Allen left the order

Allen: Are still my girl?

Lenalee: Always

[southpark-and-incorrect]

Kevin: *walks into the room* Good morning everyone!

Token: Good morning.

Craig: Good morning.

Tweek: Good morning.

Jimmy: Good morning.

Kevin: You all sound like robots! ‘Good morning, good morning’. Come on spice it up a bit!

Clyde: *walks in* HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

[eliasistired-blog]

Incorrect quotes, with Sander sides

Roman to virgil: so as your best friend

Virgil: Pattons my best friend

Roman holding a knife: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

(Inspired by a danplan innocrect quote oops)

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Andy: Am I in trouble?

Peepers: Take a guess.

Andy: ...No?

Peepers: Take another guess.

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Some random watchdog: What’s it like being tall?

Wander:  Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Is it nice?

Sylvia: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Peepers who's climbing on four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get something from the top shelf: First of all fuck you.

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Lord Hater: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Peepers: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Sylvia:  if you want information it is

Wander:  why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST!?

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Wander: I can help you with it!

Sylvia: Yeah, sure.

Peepers: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Awesome: lol nope.

Hater:  Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Dominator: *Read 5:55pm*

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Sylvia:  If I didn't know better, Optic Nerd, I'd say you were scared.

Peepers: Heh, scared? As if.

*absolute silence*

Peepers: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Awesome: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Sylvia: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Dominator: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!