#inspired by the fact that i almost always have shitty groupmates

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! characters as shitty groupmates (university!au)

hi i’m still sadt but here’s some headcanons that i hope are funny :> (edit: also i realized i forgot my fricking taglist)

Oikawa: absolutely INSISTS on doing skits or plays for group presentations even when you're reporting on something like particle physics. He also gets SUPER into them he should have just majored in theatre

you: OIKAWA WHY DID U SLAP ME?

oikawa: BECAUSE IT WAS IN CHARACTER

you: IN A PRESENTATION ABOUT MITOSIS???

Terushima: when you're planning stuff in a groupchat he'll just be going through it and like-reacting messages left and right, not knowing that he's committing to a TON of things. and then the night before he'll panic and chug some energy drinks before typing up his part

you, reading through your group research paper: you didn't add anything to this paper

terushima: um, no. i'm pretty sure i was typing stuff last night

you: i think you typed up your pizza order

Tsukishima: this piece of shit (whom i love) will ALWAYS volunteer to make the powerpoint but its filled to the brim with those weird animations on the text and almost every kind of slideshow transition available. also uses the cringiest wordarts and fonts

professor: y/n, tsukishima, its been an hour

y/n: we only have 30 slides left !!

tsukishima: with an average of 5 word animations each

Atsumu: will always insist on making dioramas but is absolutely the worst at making them. he just thinks it easy and he never grew out of playing with clay

atsumu: i present to you, the Battle at Yorktown

you: why do the soldiers look like green turds?

atsumu: they're made of clay!! i spent so long working on them :(

you: also is that the german flag?

atsumu: the sandwich shop didn't have american ones

you: is that,,, an acrylic stand of Dahyun???

atsumu: she’s one of the lady soldiers! 

Iwaizumi: is always absolutely clueless about what’s going on. he’ll do the most minimal things like looking up the dictionary definition of a word and just send you the website link to where he got his sources instead of doing proper citation. is absolutely terrible when it comes to presentations that he holds up your poster or works the powerpoint but that’s it

iwaizumi: hello class, today we’ll be talking about Molecular Physics *doesn’t know what else to say* *steps aside and gestures at you with his eyes for you to take over*

Kageyama: he always arrives half an hour late to class and you already know you can't trust him. BUT you try to give him one thing to do and he still somehow messes up

you: WHERE ARE U?? U WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE PRINTOUTS TODAY

kageyama: we,,, have class today??

Kuroo: makes up the most astounding excuses as to why he didn't do his stuff on time and the excuses keep adding up until suddenly Kenma's pregnant and also hiding from the mafia

kuroo: yeah. that's what happened. anyway, he's in witness protection right now.

you: kenma's right here.

kuroo: i let him come with me to roam around for a while.

you: he's also not pregnant

kenma: i lost the baby.

you: ...condolences?

taglist (open to anyone who wants in, also sorry i accidentally forgot to add u guys in :( ):  @montys-chaos​ @miyumtwins​ @strawberriimilkshake​ @pocubo​ @sugawara-sweetheart@akaashisbabydoll @laure-chan@therainroguefanfiction@atetiffdoesart@stephdaninja@oikaw-ugh @charliefredb @dramaqueenweeb1469 @tremblinghearts