#instead she wound up giving dustin yet another physical feature to be insecure about
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Hellfire Club Meeting, and no one knows that Chrissy and Eddie are a couple. Chrissy is handing out individual stat sheets she typed up:
Chrissy, handing one to Eddie: I think you’ll find yours particularly interesting.
Eddie, looks at his sheet curiously: It’s just a list of stats.
Chrissy, confused: What?
Dustin, also confused: Okay, mine says “you have a cute butt.”
Chrissy, blushing furiously: ….
Eddie, covering for her: …That’s weird. It must be a typo.
Erica, gleefully malicious: Yeah, Dustin, it’s probably a typo because it probably should have said “you have a cube butt.”
Mike, laughing: ‘Cause your butt’s shaped like a cube.
Lucas: Yeah!
Dustin: The question is why is mine different than everyone else’s?
Hellfire: looks at Eddie and Chrissy
Eddie: …Cube butt!
Hellfire (excluding Dustin and Chrissy, who looks at him apologetically): Cube butt! Cube butt! Cube butt! Cube butt! Cube butt! Cube butt! Cube butt!
#I made some changes to dialogue assignments#chrissy was trying to be a saucy minx#it didn’t work out#instead she wound up giving dustin yet another physical feature to be insecure about#eddie would have been fighting a shit-eating grin on his face for the remainder of hellfire had chrissy’s plan been successful#eddie would have never pulled a stunt like this because:#he knew it would have embarrassed her#he already tells her how much he loves her butt on a daily basis#incorrct quotes#stranger things#parksandrec#hellcheer#eddie x chrissy#eddissy#eddie munson#chrissy deserved better
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