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mik-mania · 2 years
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worldbuilding for dadevu!!
THANK!!
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B A S I C S
full name: Dadevu Borgan
gender: Agender
sexuality: Aroace
pronouns: Any
O T H E R S
family: None
birthplace: Iospos
job: Game dev/Bringer of the apocalypse
phobias: None
guilty pleasures: None
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: kind of just void.
sins - none
virtues - diligence
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: neither
organized/disorganized: organized
close minded/open-minded: depends
calm/anxious: neither
disagreeable/agreeable: neither
cautious/reckless: neither
patient/impatient: patient
outspoken/reserved: somewhere in the middle
leader/follower: fate has forced leadership upon them
empathetic/unemphatic: somewhere in the middle
optimistic/pessimistic: nihilistic
traditional/modern: neither
hard-working/lazy: hard-working
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: Aniese <> Dadevu 4ever <333333
ot3: none
brotp: before we repurposed everyone for Lifehack, she had a real brotp thing going with Brusli. IDK if that will ever redevelop though
notp: *SHRUG EMOJI* aside from anything platonic i guess?. she's not a repulsed aroace though, so if she cared about someone enough she'd be willing to be in a relationship with them.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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=> Ari: Introduce Clownsona
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Your name is XEFERE MAYARS and you are the BADDEST BITCH ON THE FACE OF IOSPOS. Aside from the Marauder, of fucking course. Lowbloods QUAKE BEFORE YOU and even seadwellers dare not step in your way. You and your RIGHTEOUS BRETHREN were meant to inherit this planet. Instead, you are KEPT DOWN by the BIG MAN (precedently, the BIG WOMAN). Once the time comes for your exile, you will shed your ELYTRA and step into your FATED ROLE as the PREDATOR to wipe out all seadwellers.
“And even if some good ones die, fuck it, the Lord'll sort 'em” --Troll Karl Marx
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mik-mania · 2 years
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WBW.. SARLLA (I THINK.. I SPELLED THAT RIGHT.. u can throw a bomb at me if I get it worng.)
sarlla belongs to @beantrolls but i have forced him to fill out the ask meme :)
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B A S I C S
full name: Sarlla Wygott
Gender: Trans Woman
Sexuality: Bi/Polyam
Pronouns: She/Her!
O T H E R S
Family: Aniese Wygott (Adopted Sister!)
Birthplace: Brooding caverns of Iospos
Job: None yet, but she’d like to spruce up Iospos’ lacking fashion industry.
Phobias: Fish (get fucked lobran), heights, emotional honesty
guilty pleasures: eating gross shit. Bothering her sister
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Chaotic Neutral. She does what she wants
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert:
organized/disorganized:
close minded/open-minded:
calm/anxious
disagreeable/agreeable:
cautious/reckless:
patient/impatient:
outspoken/reserved:
leader/follower:
empathetic/unemphatic
optimistic/pessimistic:
traditional/modern
hard-working/lazy
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
Otp: SARLLA/CONRAD SOULMATES FR FR. Sarlla<>Lobran MEANT 2 BE!!!
Ot3: Sarlla/Brusli/Conrad. Throuple goals
Brotp: Does Sarlla<>Lobran count?
Notp: Sarlla/Aissil. Strange. Unusual. What even. Anything with Growen, she hates that bitch lAwl
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mik-mania · 2 years
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ALSO... wbw for aniese!!!
aniese belongs to @beantrolls but HAVE NO FEAR! i have forced unpaid labor onto my boyfriend and reaped the glorious outcome for us all
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B A S I C S
full name: Aniese Wygott
Gender: Trans Woman
Sexuality: Bi. Poly with the right people.
Pronouns: She/Her
O T H E R S
Family: Sarlla Wygott, Adopted sister!
Birthplace: Brooding Caverns of Iospos
Job: She figures she has to aim to be a Subjuggulator… She’d much rather do something with makeup or costume design… But she also feels most at home in a little shop!
Phobias: Spiders. Gross stuff (antemh), Deep Water, Fire
guilty pleasures: Bad fanfiction (reader x main character stuff), Sweets!, spending money she shouldn't.
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Lawful Good!
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert:
organized/disorganized:
close minded/open-minded:
calm/anxious:
disagreeable/agreeable:
cautious/reckless:
patient/impatient:
outspoken/reserved:
leader/follower:
empathetic/unemphatic:
optimistic/pessimistic:
traditional/modern:
hard-working/lazy:
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
Otp: ANIESE/SKINNR SOULMATES REAL! Dadevu<>Aniese also real
Ot3:  Aniese/Antemh/Skinnr disaster with Darvin clinging on like a parasite lol <3
Brotp: Pendic and Aniese! Sorry Pendic.
Notp: Aniese/Darvin. It's for her own good, obviously.
bonus: poot
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mik-mania · 2 years
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wbw Skinnr >:]
WOE..... MUSE-TIME BE UPON SKINNR...
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B A S I C S
full name: Skinnr Obelin
gender: Male
sexuality: pansexual
pronouns: He/Him
O T H E R S
family: His lusus is dead and he has no one now.
birthplace: Iospos
job: currently works as a kind of butler-maid for the Wygott-Anceaz household. In his own words,
"It isn’t something you PARTICULARLY ENJOY, but your FRIENDS who give you a PLACE TO RESIDE don’t ever clean up after themselves, and you don’t have much to do during the night. Aside from that, your FRIENDS are also SCARY HIGHBLOODS and considering their OCCUPATIONS, you want to keep them as COMPLACENT AS POSSIBLE, lest you end up next on the metaphorical and literal CHOPPING BLOCK."
phobias: um. everything? yeah. everything.
guilty pleasures: yes. all of them.
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Lawful Good
sins - envy/wrath
virtues - charity/humility/kindness/patience
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: circumstantial introvert
organized/disorganized: organized but only cus he has to be
close minded/open-minded: open-minded
calm/anxious: ANXIOUS
disagreeable/agreeable: he kind of has to be agreeable
cautious/reckless: super cautious
patient/impatient: being impatient is a good way to get killed
outspoken/reserved: being outspoken is a good way to get killed
leader/follower: follower
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic
optimistic/pessimistic: very......pessimistic
traditional/modern: whatever keeps him alive
hard-working/lazy: whatever keeps him alive
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: fucking.... Skinnr <3 Aniese because I love them so dearly. There is none better.
ot3: Skinnr-Antemh-Aniese or Skinnr-Darvin-Aniese
brotp: i still think Pendic/Skinnr is a fun brotp. also Xemnes/Skinnr if they could get past their emotional baggage
notp: fucking Kinpaa/Skinnr. but Michael, you say, youre literally in control of this situation. you could just make them not get together. ok but no like i have no control over these bitches, skinnr just has bad taste in women!! aniese is RIGHT there but instead skinnr sees kinpaa and is like "well, this one emotionally abuses me, so the choice here is obvious" *facepalming facepalming facepalming*
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mik-mania · 2 years
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and... wbw for pendic <3
uwu thank u<3 borrowing some of the stuff from brusli's wbw as well
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B A S I C S
full name: Pendic Skreon
gender: Female
sexuality: Pansexual & Polyam
pronouns: She/Her
O T H E R S
family:
Brusli Skreon (podtwin) - canon
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THESUN & NEMESI SKREON (dancestors) - extracanon(?) THE HARLEQUIN (ancestor(s)) - extracanon(?)
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> unfinished concept art of THE HARLEQUIN
birthplace: Brooding caverns of Iospos
job: She wants to be an AMPUTAXER someday! "Can’t pay up what you owe? That quite literally will cost you an ARM AND A LEG."
phobias: Growing too close to the people she loves and having them ripped away from her She really, really doesn't like spiders.
guilty pleasures: Sometimes she has a few more chocolates than she was supposed to 😏
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: True neutral
sins - lust/sloth/pride/
virtues - kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: extrovert
organized/disorganized: its an organized mess!
close minded/open-minded: depends
calm/anxious: calm
disagreeable/agreeable: depends
cautious/reckless: depends!
patient/impatient: patient when it matters
outspoken/reserved: outspoken
leader/follower: depends on the situation
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic to a degree
optimistic/pessimistic: depends on what you're asking about
traditional/modern: modern but only when its convenient
hard-working/lazy: she has more free-time than the average person and doesnt overwork herself out of anxiety. shes laid back but she gets work done
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: Pendic <3 Antemh, Pendic <3 Acklin, I'm also a fan of Pendic <3 or <3< Aniese uwu
ot3: Pendic <3 Antemh <3 Acklin of course
brotp: Pendic/Skinnr is a funny brotp. Pendic/Kinpaa is..... well, inevitable, I'll say that.
notp: Pendic/Brusli. obviously. beyond that I'm sure I could come up with some kind of chemistry with her and someone else but theres no one else I'm really interested in her being with
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mik-mania · 2 years
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World building for Antemh too,
OH BOI also thank u for ask <3
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B A S I C S
full name: Antemh Deonis! This is the last time he'll change it. Probably.
gender: Male
sexuality: yes
pronouns: He/Him
O T H E R S
family: Dead lusus. His ancestor is probably long dead and I doubt there are any other versions of him floating around yet
birthplace: Iospos!
job: he's just a guy, man.
phobias: you've got your regular run-of-the-mill anxieties about your friends hating you and low self-esteem. other than that he really doesn't have any!
guilty pleasures: none of them are guilty.
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: chaotic neutral
sins - lust/gluttony/sloth/envy
virtues - charity/humility/kindness/patience
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: extrovert
organized/disorganized: disorganized!
close minded/open-minded: open-minded. maybe a little too open-minded.
calm/anxious: hes quivering on the inside like a chihuahua
disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable
cautious/reckless: oh, so reckless
patient/impatient: depends on the situation. hes more patient than he acts
outspoken/reserved: OUTSPOKEN!!!!
leader/follower: leader by virtue, i guess, although he has no preference.
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic unless its funnier not to be
optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic! how's a guy like him supposed to live otherwise?
traditional/modern: i dont think these categories even apply to him
hard-working/lazy: yes
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: fuck man. so many. antemh is just a love/fuck-machine dude. literally like... everybody? He's got Pendic, Acklin, Aniese, Darvin, probably Skinnr.
ot3: Pendic <3 Acklin <3 Antemh of course. but also Aniese-Skinnr-Antemh is fun too
brotp: Antemh/Conrad is a fun brotp, except theyre like the opposite of bros. Conrad is so gentle natured, but Antemh has him screaming at the top of his lungs before the hour is up (not in a sexy way)
notp: I guess my only real notp would be him and Ari in any kind of romantic/sexual relationship. They're moirails and, no, they're not related. In human AUs though it became so common for them to be siblings that I just can't think of them any other way now
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mik-mania · 2 years
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pendic 👉👈
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VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗
girl he's fucking feral and eats dirt. litcherally what more could you want.
he's rugged. he has that few-days'-worth of unshaved stubble. he's muscular and lean. he can drop his voice real low like it's nothing. there is nothing about this boy that pendic is not into and, frankly, it's kind of disgusting.
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗
AT THE CURRENT MOMENT they're like. average friendship. pendic is extremely allosexual about the relationship. she's really cishetting the relationship rn.
pendic kind of views her relationship with antemh as a fling that won't go anywhere because 1) hes a feral brownblood and is lucky he hasnt been culled yet and 2) she has no reason to believe that she would be able to hang onto this relationship after exile.
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
she wants to do the nasty w/ him so fucking bad its honestly kind of embarrassing.
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗
im giving this one 3 hearts but not for the reasons youd think. she genuinely DOES love antemh. she legitimately DOES want a relationship with him. but she doesnt want to face the future hurt of, yknow, losing him once she's exiled from iospos. so she's captured herself in this little game of ironically liking him while deep down really actually liking him. so realistically, she's at 5 hearts but she plays like she's at 2.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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=> Introduce yourself
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You suppose it’s been long enough.
Your name is GROWEN ISMILI and you are NEXT IN LINE for the ROYAL THRONE OF IOSPOS. Or in clearer terms, you are quickly reaching the age of which you will need to battle for your life against the Royal Martinet. Should you win, you will then go from being Heiress of Iospos to Ruler of Iospos.
You haven’t given much thought to what your Adult Name will be if you survive. You never wanted to be a leader, but you just might have to be.
You are typically busy TRYING TO SURVIVE on a DAY-TO-DAY BASIS. You take residence in ABANDONED HIVES, which never seem to last for MORE THAN A NIGHT OR TWO. Things would be easier to cope with if you had your BEST FRIEND with you, but you would never forgive yourself if Conrad got hurt. Caves suck, but at least you know that he is SAFE and isn’t TRAUMATIZED by the constant bombardment of, well, bombs and drones.
It seems easier to keep everyone close to you at a distance, because then YOU CAN’T HURT THEM. At least, that’s what you have always thought, until recently. Lobran is at least used to your STUPID NEGLIGENCE and you suspect he feels the same way as you, but Brusli and Conrad are entirely different matters. You honestly should have never let either of them into your life, but you were SELFISH and DEVELOPED RELATIONSHIPS with them. You’ve always known what a DANGEROUS MESS your life is. It was only a matter of time before you DRAGGED THEM INTO IT AND HURT THEM.
The only one LITERALLY DESIGNED to be capable of handling the MESSINESS OF AN HEIRESS’ LIFE is Lobran. On Iospos, the tradition has always been ONE VIOLET and ONE FUSCHIA ruling over the planet, the violet advising the fuschia and keeping ORDER when the fuschia CAN’T. It also isn’t as if there are tons of violets and fuschias running about the planet either. You’re unsure of the ratio on other planets, but it is statistically improbable for TWO VIOLETS and/or TWO FUSCHIAS of the same generation to co-exist. As far as you know, you and Lobran are the ONLY SEADWELLERS alive at the moment, aside from HIS ROYAL CABINET.
You use the trolltag fatalisticCommiserator to communicate with others. You don’t use a quirk, mostly because you don’t have time for one. You do, however, hemotype with a lowblood color. You can’t imagine the ruckus it would cause if you used your own blood color.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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They suppose they can take these few moments to tell you facts about themself that you don’t actually care to learn. They’re half expecting your eyes to glance over this page and then hit the next page button just to get on with it. To get on with the story. Yes, they’re aware that you aren’t here for them. They’re just another cog in the machine of plot development. What’s so interesting about the wrench used to tighten the bolts when you could be watching the actual machine move?
Regardless, she’d be more than neutrally influenced to let you know that her name is DADEVU BORGAN. She is exactly 10.26 sweeps old and is 1.38 sweeps away from her ORDEALS, if ever she were fated to undergo them. She lives on the moon, undetected by the royal Patriarch and all his drones, and the game will begin well before any ORDEALS take place. BLACKJACK also resides here. At some point before her arrival, the mansion had belonged to a group known as the CROUPIER GANG, which was mostly Dersites and one Prospitian. Dadevu would explain to you what those were, if she weren’t aware that you’re also from the future/past and are well aware of what those are. If you aren’t, she’s not entirely sure why you’re here but appreciates your patronage, she supposes. Her personal PRIVATE QUARTERS are off-limits to anyone, including BLACKJACK, which she appreciates. Whenever he requires her presence, he lets her know.
Dadevu’s interests include… not much. Rarely has he ever taken a moment outside of his life’s work to consider doing things for FUN, much less for PLEASURE. The last time he’d done something for FUN was…. long ago. Long, long ago, as a grub. He’d hatched on Iospos, then had been plucked from the brood and taken to the moon before that batch and illicit Mothergrub had been made into paste by ill-fated coincidences. CODING could be considered as one of his interests, he supposes, as well as DATA-DEVELOPMENT of all sorts, since those are the things he does daily. Otherwise, he just lives to survive.
Dadevu’s trolltag is unabatingSavant and he/she/they speak 1n a factual manner, 0nly ever 1nfluenced by 1mp0rtant 1nf0rmat10n and never by feel1ngs. they may n0t be well-1nf0rmed 0n s0c1al-ett1quette, but that 1s 0nly a small scratch 0n an 0therw1se large d1splay 0f the B1gger P1cture.
They do, however, need to complete the last bit of debugging they have to do. The game is up and running on their computer, so you will have to leave for now. Maybe they’ll allow you to check back in once everybody has connected.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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=> Time puns
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He's full of them. However, he also literally has all the time in the world. Or, moon, technically. He has not been to the surface of Iospos since his hatching. Maybe it's for the best, being stranded on the moon with a puppet-man. If he were to think otherwise, he would mentally snap, as evidenced by so many doomed selves. If his life meant anything to him, it would be depressing watching the number of dead Dadevus climb higher and higher on the “Official Death” channel, announced cheerfully by a DEATHBOT that updates on the hour. He hasn’t even bothered to mute the channel at this point.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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You’re still here?
Whatever, they're just debugging, like they said, which is a paradox in and of itself. The game has always existed, yet has never existed before now. The codes have always been hidden in strings of numbers, coordinates of meteors whose destinies have always ended in impact, codons that define the existence of life.
To put in simple terms one who is not Dadevu may be able to understand, she is but a puppet of her master. Blackjack, her master, is comparable to being the Aamon to Old Scratch's Beelzebub. That's what she'd been told, anyways. She's never met "Old Scratch" and she never will, but she’s heard tales of him being an extraordinarily excellent host. He's the puppetmaster of all puppets, so the story goes.
This “game” is the beginning and end of the universe. It will bend to the will of paradox space and shape the past, present, and future of all troll society. She has seen videos that her alternate selves have sent her--some who never entered the game--of Iospos being leveled by a rainstorm of meteors. The planet will be carved away and reshapen, the few trolls entering the session with her being the singular surviving members of her planet. Not that she feels anything about this fact whatsoever, she never grew up on that planet. The most contact she’s had with other trolls are through Discull.
Dadevu’s goal, as the Lord of Time, is to oversee this session to success. The fruition of the game will lead several versions of a newer, more functional game, which will trigger the creation of the most important thing to exist in the history and future of paradox space.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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=> Introduce yourself?
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Oh, did you not do that? You kind of thought that being ruler of Iospos preceded you in terms of such things, but you guess there’s no harm in standing here, all alone, peering out over yet another destroyed hive, introducing yourself to yourself, like the crazy old man that you are.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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Your bloodthirsty chase over this young troll has been coming closer to an end. Maybe THE end. Only your loyal Director and Marauder know what you have in mind for this tinier version of the tyrannous dictator you once knew. It won’t be a pretty beginning for her.
Oho, yes, beginning, if you deem her fit for the job. Her ancestor, the previous fuschia before you, the one who whipped you into the man you are today, was unfit for the job of ruling over this planet. You could hardly say you’ve done a “good” job here, either, but to paraphrase an older, horrible fuschia whom used to rule over Iospos, “Sweeps of bullshit doesn’t get shoveled out within a day.” You’re pretty sure it was Ronald Reagan who said that, but in a longer, more quintessentially Reagan way that used small white lies and zero profanity. He was truly a glorious bastard, may his soul forever roll in its grave. You’re glad he’s dead.
The royal Condescension will be returning back to Iospos in less than two sweeps to check on the colony -- almost exactly just in time for this younger fuschia’s christening. Just in time for her to decide to fight or take flight. You’ve been “slacking” on keeping Ordeals going, “forgetting” to check on imperial drone squads that will mow down any adult trolls foregoing exile. With a young jadeblood you’ve rescued and the young mother grub she’s been tasked with caring for, plus all of the trolls that have come of age that you can whisk away, you will be making off like a bandit to a hidden planet, safe from the Condesce’s reign and free to shape society for the better.
This young fuschia’s job will be to carry on your work on this new planet, if she’s safe enough. Not corrupted by society. You never wanted to risk corrupting her by adopting her yourself -- the previous ruler had done you a lifetime of disservice by slaughtering your lusus as a grub and raising you herself. Maybe if she had been a GOOD PERSON, and not a HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH, things would have been different.
That’s enough introspection for now, you guess.
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lifehackmspfa · 2 years
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You suppose now is about as good a time as any to introduce yourself. You know, you know, it’s what the audience has all been waiting for, you tell the tiny imaginary crowd in your head. You tell yourself they all REALLY want to get to know you better, maybe become friends along the way, and share with you the marvelous wonder of FRIENDSHIP AND/OR ENEMYSHIP.
As you said before, your name is Antemh Deonis. Sometimes you like to scream your name into the woods, just in case anybody is around. It’s not like you’re very well known and it also is not like you haven’t changed your name a million times before. Since you’re getting closer and closer to your Ordeals, aka your DEATH as you fondly refer to it because there is no way in hell you AREN’T getting culled at that time, you’ve decided that this name does just nicely. Tough, masculine, and easy on the tongue. Smoooooooooove.
Your favorite things include things that you might typically find in the woods: DIRT, MUD, TREES, CORPSES, GARBAGE, etc! You get all of your clothes from the trash or from dead bodies, so you’re a pretty FASHIONABLE GUY. Well, you have a few that were loaned to you by both your matesprit and moirail, but both girls have MUCH MORE PETITE FIGURES THAN YOU, SO THE CLOTHES KIND OF FIT WEIRDLY. That’s okay, though. Thanks to your handy dandy TRASH COMPACTOR feature of your fetch modus, you’re able to squish all the clothes together into one card until you need them! It’s very handy, you tell the audience in your head out loud.
You are also a HOMELESS ORPHAN, meaning you’re free to travel the world as you please. You’re more of a feral forest-monger than anything, feasting on small lusii, insects, and grubs. Also, you don’t really travel the world, but the forest you live in is, according to your moirail, “one of the largest forestries on Iospos”, so you’re always having fun getting lost! The only reason you aren’t a DEAD SON OF A BITCH is because it’s too much work sending drones all the way out here! Yay you! You also did originally have a lusus and a hive, one you worked with a building drone to complete a masterfully shitty work of architecture, and there were actually no external forces that drove you to orphan-ism. Well, unless you can consider HORRIBLE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE from your lusus an external force, which your moirail typically does. Either way, you killed him and you’re free. Plus, he made a mess of the hive you worked so hard on as a wiggler, it was hardly worth staying there. You’re sure it’s rotting somewhere, defunct and ready to be torn down by drones at any second. You would like to say you don’t tend to dwell on these facts because they’re depressing, but the truth is you dwell on them ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Other than that, you also enjoy jibber-jabbering at ALL OF YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS, considering you’re a lonely little feral man with exactly ONE PHONE WITH A CRACKED SCREEN, ONE SHITTY HUSKTOP, and ONE-ISH IRL FRIEND/MOIRAIL. Roleplaying is one of your favorite things to do, especially concerning dragons, because DRAGONS ARE FUCKING AWESOME. You have a few pictures of your dragonsona somewhere in your fetch modus! You’ll have to dig through the trash modus later, just to admire them. They’re your special interest, really, and whenever you get going about dragons, MAN you just can’t shut up! Your moirail tells you often that it’s cute, though, so you aren’t ashamed of ANYTHING, EVER, EVEN WHEN YOU SHOULD BE.
Your trolltag is irresoluteRecluse and you have several manners of speaking depending on wwhcihc thitng yourere typign on bECASUE TYPYING ON THE PHEONE IS SRELALY HARD DDD!!!! and tyigpin on the laptop is NOT as har d but STILL KIDN OF HEARD when all the leteres on the keyboard keep SWITCHIGN IN YOUR DAMN BRAIN!!!! …(alsso you fuckgin love rokeplayign adn even when you aretn roleplaying you suppose this is yrou “acttual” qurik)…
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