#irish twitch streamer has become anime

[dude-iloveu]

whyd he do that why he stick his tongue out and go "ack"

[wemeetby-accident]

Personnel File: Codename Houdini

PERSONNEL FILE

Basics

Name: REDACTED

Codename/Callsign: Houdini

Rank: Officer

Role:Language and Culture Advisor; SpyOps/Intelligence Analyst

Eye Color: Brown-Grey-Hazel

Hair Color: Brown, Currently Purple

Height: 5’3” (is actually 5’2”)

Weight: 148 lbs

Distinguishing Marks: Freckles across bridge of nose (very faint but becomes more apparent during the summer/with sun exposure). Ear piercing (one per ear).

Age: 33

Gender: Non-Binary

Date/Place of Birth: June 13th

Skills and Abilities

Powers:  “Shapeshifting”

Weapon of Choice: Knife. CQC skills.

Languages Known: English, Spanish. Working towards fluency in Japanese, conversational in Irish, Klingon, and Mandarin Chinese. Basic ASL and Arabic.

Other Skills and Abilities: Makeup and disguises. Linguistic analysis. Innate understanding and reading of body language and tone. Dialect differentiation. Ability to hold breath for long periods of time. Sleight of hand. 

Weaknesses to be Concerned About: Interpersonal relationships lacking. Fears connection. Self-loathing varies; requires counseling check-in after undercover ops longer than 1 month.

Personality

General: Hot mess express. Speaks in memes and 2000s era internet culture. Weeb (derogatory). Has an internet history longer than certain dossiers, including a deepweb presence. Ultimately very kind and loving. Unique and slightly eccentric. 

Likes: Pentel .7 Energy Gel Pens. Anime. Cosplaying. Video games. Illusionists/magicians.

Dislikes: Sour cream on her tacos. Room temperature beer. 

Fears: losing the bit of herself that she has found. 

Other: See notes.

Relationships

Parents: 

Father: No Contact since 2007.

Mother: Unstable relationship; little-to-no contact.

Siblings: None.

Extended Family: No Contact.

Ex-Partners: Jack Daniels. 

History

Military Service: Air Force; enlisted at 18 to escape home life. Rose in rank/position after completing undergraduate and graduate programs, plus additional espionage training.

Date of Recruitment: 2007

Education: PhD in Linguistics; Bachelor’s in Cognitive Science and minor in Theatre

Criminal Record: N/A

Medical Incidents: Chicken pox (6); broken tibia (4). Fractured rib (23).

Notes

Fae Houdini’s original name was Fionnabhair; she is a member of the Aos Sí

Actual name: Laura MacGreine

Her dream as a kid was to be a magician - got very good at card tricks and other little “illusions” (spent a lot of time by herself reading a magician’s book and watching magic specials on TV)

Will try to convince her partner to join her in watching anime.

Got her start in translation and language by fansubbing anime in the early 00s. 

If she was not on her current path, Houdini would be a professional cosplayer/Twitch streamer while probably working for YenPress as a translator; her degree path would still result in the PhD but she would focus on theatre and literature instead for her Bachelor’s

Faceclaim: Alison Brie

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