#ironically the other side of the keychain low key triggers one my trypophobia

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

People noticing my gemstone encrusted alligator keychain on my purse: What's with the lizard on your purse?

Me: Decoration, and its an alligator.

Them: Still...reptile. Are you trying to scare people away?

Me: Yes. >:^)

*shocked, disgustued, silence*

Me: Sometimes I like things that scare others. I also wanted to buy a snake brooch but my mother really has a phobia so I understood and let it go. next question

*note: fake gemstones-like stuff. Also its cute that the tail is mobile

Also, the so called-horrifying keychain (that is only horrifying because I'm a girl, and liking reptiles is not considered cute/girly):

The horror of being a girl and liking stuff