#isa niyo pagod na dito sa pilipinas (tagalog: your isa is tired here in the philippines)

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bagong taon panibagong sakit sa ulo: adults who are out of touch edition

the Tagalog in the title is "new year new headaches"

so essentially this post's title is new year new headaches: adults who are out of touch edition

The image is a cropped screenshot of a now-deleted Facebook post. It is a post from Donnalyn Bartolome, a famous internet personality in the Philippines. The status reads "Donnalyn ✅ is 🤩 feeling lucky." with the following post: Bakit may sad dahil back to work na? Diba dapat masaya ka kasi may chance ka na pagandahin buhay mo at ng pamilya? Trip ko pa nga may work ng January 1 dahil superstition ko may work ako buong taon pag ganun. Dapat grateful kasi may work. If work makes you unhappy, I hope you find a job that will. Yung pakikiligin ka and sheet 🥹 Anyway, this is just a reminder that having a job is a blessing bessss change mindset, it's 2023!! 🤍 Translated from Taglish (combined Tagalog and English): Why are people sad about going back to work? Shouldn't you be happy because you have a chance to improve you and your family's lives? I personally like having work on January 1 because I believe that I'd have work for the entire year when that's the case. We should be grateful for having work. If work makes you unhappy, I hope you find a job that will. The king that makes you giddy and sheet 🥹 Anyway, this is just a reminder that having a job is a blessing bessss change mindset, it's 2023!! 🤍

The image is a screenshot of a Tweet from Robert "Bob" Reyes, an IT specialist who currently works as a Tech News Columnist for the Manila Bulletin. The tweet reads: Noong nag-aaral pa ako, ang inaantay namin yung masarap na baon papasok ng paaralan. Ang mga kabataan ngayon, ang inaantay announcement ng #WalangPasok :-( Translated from Tagalog: When I was still a student, what my peers and I waited for was the delicious snack food of the school [for recess]. The youth today waits for the announcement of #WalangPasok :-( NOTE: "Walang Pasok" translates to "No classes." It is commonly said when classes are suspended due to strong rainfall from tropical depressions, storms, or typhoons.

January 6 pa lang guys pero may ganitong kagaguhan na. - [in Tagalog] It's only January 6 but we have this bullfuckery already.

P.S. MGA PAKSHET KAYONG LAHAT!!! = YOU ALL ARE FUCKSHITS!!! "Pakshet" is a Filipino contraction for pak and shet, which are essentially Filipinized fuck and shit respectively. It is often used as an interjection of surprise or an insult, like in the meme above.