#isacc kleiner

[laketoriver]

the gang play uno (barney gave up that’s why he’s not here)

poor kleiner

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i think this is my first time posting a drawing of alyx???

[laketoriver]

Monthy Tumblr post time!!!

the other day i read this fic where Gordon declines Gmans offer but survives the grunt attack, leaving him stranded on xen for twenty years lol until Kleiner accidentally picks him up while testing a teleporter ig idk, it was good if i can find it i might put it in comments or smthn! :]

so he just crazy man

unrelated side note i’m in the process of learning guitar rn and have a lesson in a few hours, struggling with motivation lol

gm/gn tumblr :]

“Strange Things Happen”

AlmightyNewt (ao3)

[laketoriver]

I keep seeing twerk off posts so i decided to put my brain into it (barely)

don’t enjoy

barney would only twerk out of peer pressure

plus he’s probably bad at it

Alyx would be the one to suggest it in the first place

wether or not she twerks is up to you

c’mon, you didn’t think they’d give him even a semblance of a break, did you? Apparently, he has far better things to do.

PS: Gordon is a highly trained professional, he doesn’t need to hear all this

would he even know what twerking is

his body would restrict him from twerking smoothly, he’d just fall over

Eli probably just doing whatever Alyx is doing tbh

so yet again depends

this is why g-mans employers don’t trust you

Conclusion? Barney wins by default, unless Alyx or Eli decide to join in.