#isfd mafia

[theposhperyton]

Sometimes a family is just a silly and whimsical guy and the group of traumatized randoms he's collected who would kill or die or continue living despite it all for him. And I think that's beautiful

[isfd]

isfd doesn’t have that many canon relationships but the ones it does have are literally so fucking good. avan gets off of a long day of emotionally abusing his kids and being a cultist and goes “man, I miss my wife” and witch gets off of a long day of emotional neglect and dark magic and goes “man, I miss my husband” and then they, like, go on a normal date to a nice restaurant. there’s a depressed chainsmoking tabloid reporter golddigger whose sugar daddy is a well-adjusted and normal-looking man and everyone agrees that the golddigger is selling himself WAY short by fucking that freak. if I had a nickel for every discrete polycule of professional assassins there is, I’d have ten fucking cents somehow. don’t even get me started on whatever situationship romeo’s got going on with that milf

[dolly-fishy]

Me after being incapable of being normal and making normal content. If you saw this before no u didn’t? Stop lying. You’re making things up

[snugboats]

just saw a post about isfd on here and im surprised its survived. im so excited because i thought no one knew about it anymore except me!! if youre an isfd survivor, please interact with me i need to find more people to talk about it with!! personally, ive always loved the mafia. mira is so funny, imagine adopting such an unhinged 8 year old?

[isfd]

a family can be an italian mafioso, his male wife, his girl husband, their chef slash adopted daughter, guy who collects emotional support stuffed animals except the stuffed animals are guns, a divine mouthpiece, girl putting cyanide in your drink as we speak, a bisexual man in the crawl spaces, an exorcist, a third grader with a criminal record, and a very small boy

[theposhperyton]

if you have the time could you tell me literally everything you know about isfd?

I found your blog through the one piece posts and now need to learn anything I can about this obscure fandom

An ISFD ask from someone who isn't already lost in the sauce? (<-Self call-out) O glorious day!

Gosh, there's so much, I don't really know where to start. I've been following this micro-fandom for YEARS now, and it's one of those things that just keeps on giving. The amount of lost/missing content and the frickin nuked forum (I'm a survivor, baebee!!) really does sometimes make it feel like the universe is trying to wipe us out, but hey. ISFD fans are basically cockroaches. Killable in theory, but surprisingly hearty in an actual life or death of a fandom scenario.

As for the actual content of ISFD that I engage in, I'm a rare(?) case where I kinda dabble in everything. I can confidently say I'm a member of the ** original ** gen of fans, so I've been around for the noteable eras, and have obsessed over every major character group at one time or another, as well as some niche characters (Cyan and his 2 other fans, rise up 🔥🔥)

I gotta say though, I am currently obsessed with the mafia portion of the universe (and, tbh, by extension, the Marama family. They are to me what the Kardashians are to some)

In particular, Phillip Varic has been my consistent blorbo since last September. It is not an exaggeration to say I've averaged about 40 drawings of him a month since then (my friends and I have counted. I should be on my strange addiction at this point, tbh. Or seeking other professional insight)

Here's some of the doodles in question! I am not terribly good at finishing art of him, I just sketch him loosely and rotate him rapidly in my head

I just think he's so neat. And I think his stupid, codependant, and mildly dysfunctional mafia found-family are so neat. And I think his husband (seraphine) and wife (abram) are so neat. And all his kids, both the legal kids and the ones whom he mostly just pays college tuition for, they're neat to. And the echos of Magnolia throughout his life and the larger narrative, even decades later. That's also very neat (my heart doesn't hurt at all!)

I realize I kinda derailed from answering your original ask because the mafia brainrot is debilitating and chronic, but I'm not entirely sure how I'd go about answering it anyway because there is just. So, so much world and lore to glean from ISFD, and none of it in any easy or direct way. Honestly though? The mafia might not be a bad place to start? If you want, I can tell you as much as I know about the cast and dynamics of the mafia, because I feel like a lot of the mafia character's lore and backgrounds act as a good segway to other noteable aspects of the larger ISFD narratives and the in-world political climate as a whole (Especially Mask and Howard. Not to single those poor souls out, but genuinely. How are they both gonna be so afflicted by the narrative like that)

If you're still interested after I practically talked your ear off, I could totally make a larger post about the whole mafia :3 They're my special blorbos ❤️ I would not feel safe around them IRL, but trapped within the confines of fiction, they're all free for me to babygirlify with almost no consequences