#it all starts when cena overhears punk complaining about the bots upvoting cena on wikifeet when he should be number one

[dilf-in-peril]

Okay, who cares about merch sales? The REAL measure of success is how highly rated your feet are over at wikifeet.

Things I learned today: women don't get number ratings, probably because straight men can't be trusted with anything, and John Cena's feet are so amazing he managed to break the scale, which is somehow the most John Cena thing to do.