#it cant just be some random time leaping thing it cant thats so lame

[pavlovers]

you cannot tell me this man politely sat here like this the entire time his full role in the plot was revealed to us like 💀

[the-wonderful-jinx]

Jinx Listens and Reacts to TBTP Episode 3x05 “Worlds Collide”

Alrighty TBTP fandom, we’re just about to the end of this emotional hellhole roller coaster show, our suffering at the hands of Terry’s White Dude writing is about to end! 

As always, spoilers with be under the cut. You have been warned!

“Alex draws nearer to the Axis Mundi while Strand reveals something surprising about his past.”

Is this an actual, game-changing “surprise” or just another cheap trick? Don’t do me dirty here writers with something lame-sauce basic secret, something worth freaking out about.

if this surprise isn’t Strand revealing that he has a black tape where alex is the subject, then I mcfucking quit. 

Okay Im gonna call it, Strand is supposed to be the prophecized “Helvetian Man”

okay nvm its Calvin, thats cool

FINALLY A REFERENCE TO CALVINISM

“Arn’t you due for a speaking engagement in Geneva soon?....I might ask you look into something if you have time.”

eXCUSE ME?!

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

I WOULDVE LIKED A SET-UP FOR THIS IN AN EARLIER EPISODE BUT OKAY TERRY MILES WHATEVER. YOU DO FUCKING YOU.

“Well you could help. I mean... if you're available you could always come along.”

aaaaaand cue the Stragan alarms going off in my head

Not even 5 minutes, holy shit 

okay Terry Miles I’ll give the surprise trip a free pass on this one

Sloan you horrible no-good filthy tease

“My sponsor is quite generous...the last time I was there the hotel was more than acceptable”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

could your sponsor also provide an engagement ring and two tickets to Disneyland as well?

“More than acceptable. That sounds exciting”

your boyfriend is offering to take you to Europe with all expenses paid you can add a lil more oomph to your voice and sound more excited ya know

i kid i kid

Oh fuck me sideways not  the sleep note D:

alex my poor sweet little cinnamon canadian moose

christ almighty hearing alex so scared as hell hurts

like physically hurts

“Are you okay?”

Strand being concerned for alex just fuck me up :’)

“This was shot in a suburban home close to an asylum called Rolling Hills. But for the paranormal community, it’s like Disneyland for amateur ghost-hunters.”

i dunno why but hearing strand say that made me giggle like an idiot

maybe its a thought of a younger Strand going in there with a camera of his own, or maybe getting dragged into it by a couple of his friends

Oooooh spooky random child in a reflection is spooky~

Oh so the tape was sent to him by a friend

I mean there are some people who think Calvin is a demon.....

“Colleague, not friend”

:’)

oh strand

dont worry, alex can still be your friend ;)

“He attended one of Calvin’s sermons”

what a fucking power move

Jesus fucking christ the Cenophus has a long grasp

I have a strange feeling this Professor is gonna die....

like right now, during this interview

“[The Helvetian] was one of his father’s obsessions....”

wELL THEN

That interview was quite good, but near the end it started to sound a little Tanis-y

but it picked right back up with the mention of Howard and why the Chruch allowed the Cenophus to continue

OH FUCK OFF NIC SILVER I DIDNT ASK FOR YOU

Daeva Corp. is testing something?

“The company that is sponsoring Strand is another Daeva Corp. subsidiary.”

another one? jesus h christ strand cant escape being funded by these guys

“Wait, hasn’t this happened before”

OH THANK YOU GOD THE WRITER’S ARE BECOMING SELF-AWARE

Particle acceleration....?

what the actual fuck?

Jesus everyone seems to hear about Howard Strand

Howard wanted a mini-particle accelerator

fuck me sideways all this science and quantum stuff is flying right over my head, the only thing i can understand is the super-positioning thing

“I remember went camping...”

NOTHING EVER GOOD COMES FROM A PNWS CHARACTER GOING CAMPING

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAMPFIRE STORY IS THAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOWARD HOLY FUCK. 

IF THIS IS THE SURPRISE THEN A+ TO YOU PNWS WRITERS

“I want you to keep you away from it”

just stab me why dont you.....

“My office...it was broken into two weeks ago”

WHAT.

holy shit Strand is getting vicious

i have no idea what to call this other than *Strand Gets Downright Vicious*

I dont think we’ve heard him this angry since 1x06 and 2x01

“You’ve been taking leaps, not steps”

AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING STRAND

fuck you and back off

“How about you just trust me this time. It’s my turn, I believe”

Why the fuck did you say that.

*sketchy alarms going off the wazoo*

I DONT TRUST YOU. 

holy shit more dark!strand potential right here

OH MY GOD THE FINALE IS GOING TO TAKE PLACE WHILE ALEX AND STRAND ARE IN GENEVA?!

“Thomas Warren was creating demons”

*PNWS BOOM*

holy. shit.

PEOPLE WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANT  TO “CREATE” DEMONS LIKE SOME BORED, WHITE HOUSE-WIFE THAT SPENT ONE TOO MANY HOURS ON PINTEREST? ARE SUMMONED DEMONS NOT STRONG ENOUGH? DO WANT TO DIRECTLY CONTROL THIS HOME-MADE DEMONS? YOU. CANT. CONTROL. DEMONS. 

end thoughts: fucking white people