#it is actually canon because I say so

[littledead-ridinghood]

There are multiple instances of Jason saying Bruce is his father/like a father to him/calling Bruce “dad”(or himself “son”)whether in mocking or not while there are multiple instances of Bruce sayin Jason isn’t his kid/Bruce isn’t his father/Jay’s not family, yet Jason is the one stuck with the whole “you’re not my real dad >:((((“ angst

I’m just so tired of all the daddy issues jokes(because that’s what easier to squeeze Jason back into the bat dynamic) instead of ever actually acknowledging that Jason’s the one that still holds those titles in his heart while Bruce is the one who went on the (real) years long rant that he only has one kid(Damian) as he’s the only one that’s his flesh and blood. Can we point the finger at who actually doesn’t consider who family instead of bagging Jason down with “teen angst” he doesn’t even have?? Literally is brushing Jason’s issues of as him being a whining kid rather than the only person actually trying to communicate their feelings in this relationship

I mean, seriously, is it really that funny that Jason thinks Bruce hates him and made a mistake taking him in??? Am I missing something? Am I too stupid, sensitive and/or drowning in favoritism to understand why that’s hilarious, that Jason believes Bruce never cared about him in the first place and feels only seen as a weapon and martyr to be used by everyone else?

[stairset]

Actually on the subject of what I was talking about last night about Star Wars fans treating fanon as fact one of the funniest examples is the idea that the clones are super into Mandalorian culture and consider themselves Mandalorians just because they were cloned from one when there’s borderline no basis for that in canon

[iggy-hands]

I really think more people should read Lucius as polyamorous and his and Pete's relationship as open.

I genuinely think the whole "See? We don't own each other" exchange, as well as a few other parts, was the show saying that they're poly and have an open relationship, it's nbd, but (in a parallel with Jim) they don't necessarily have the words to say it

I can't believe the amount of people saying shipping Lucius with other people is a "betrayal to Black Pete" when that was really not the vibes I got from them at all

[clairenatural]

i just really think more people on this website would be happier if they freed themselves from the chokehold canon has them in. canon is over. it can’t hurt you anymore. supernatural killed its own author on screen. “you can’t just say things didn’t happen because you don’t like them” yes i can <3 we can do whatever we want!!! it’s our sandbox now!!! just loosen your death grip on canon just a BIT it’s more fun i promise

[mokutone]

THANK YOU for keeping kakashi’s mask on for that. Whenever I see art of him kissing someone with his mask down it’s like “you think a guy who wears that thing 24/7 365 even to bed is gonna take it off so someone can put their lips all over him? No way”

dgjhdsgkjh this is really such a funny response to my post and i enjoy your passion for kakashi saying the mask stays ON for kisses. thank u + im glad that u enjoyed it!! i also prefer seeing his mask on, tho perhaps for different reasons!

i did actually draw another boruto era scenario where kakashi pulls his own his mask down to give yamato a quick kiss, but we still dont get to see his face

n then more needlessly detailed kakashi mask thoughts under the cut:

tbh i do think he wears it p much all the time, but i don't think its like he wont ever take it off? and i don't think hes like, as protective of it as he acts like he is with the kids...i think he just likes playing with them 🥺

its like, its like the bell game, can these kids get the mask off? its a good team bonding exercise AND good practice for kakashi, bc even if hes out of their league in terms of skill, they are determined, a group of three vs his group of one, and even if they get tired fast they also bounce back fast. i think its genuinely so fun for him, if it wasn't, and if he was serious about never letting them see his lower face, i think he'd be a lot more harsh! but in the eps where team 7 is trying to get a look at his face, he seems to be teasing them and encouraging them to try harder which. is genuinely really cute.

honestly the reason i had him keep the mask on is because i DEEPLY resent the anime for making any version of kakashi's face "canon," especially using a sketch kishimoto drew that pakkun + the ninken specifically said, in some other additional part of the manga, was NOT what his face looked like (which i thought was really funny and an entertaining way to play w/ the whole face-hiding-situation!! im annoyed that it was retconned...and for what? fanservice? no thank you. stop serving me!!!)

honestly i do not want to know what kakashis face looks like and i refuse to accept any depiction as canon! i think we should just never have found out what his face looks like. this knowledge does not enhance my experience of naruto whatsoever! i don't need to know! let me stay in my own lane! Kishimoto and Studio Pierrot, i do not want to see it, stop trying to show it to me!!!!

anyway. so i just refuse to draw any direct depiction of kakashi's face. closest ill go is drawing another character speculating abt his face, but kakashis face itself? not for my eyes thank u. i do not want to see it.

does this make sense? it's less about how kakashi as a character feels about his mask and more about how i as somebody who consumes naruto feel about kakashi's mask.

[torgawl]

fanon kaeya is a fever dream. it's not even kaeya, it'a completely new and made-up character. how is it possible to miss the entirety of his lore??? do you guys read with your arses????

[thedeathdeelers]

i get so sad and so goddamn angry when i think about the fact that one of luke’s biggest fears in life was being erased by time after he’s gone

and then i get even more angry when i think about the fact that bobby obviously knew this. he was there for the song, he heard the lyrics being sung by a very emotional and upset luke and yet

lol

he let time erase him. by stealing his songs and telling literally no one. not even rose. or his daughter. OR LUKE’S PARENTS

no one

he didn’t even need to tell people they were all luke’s songs (still a shit move tho). he could’ve easily dug up an old song after he got his fame and glory and shit and said he found an old bandmate’s song. dedicated it to him

none of that ‘the record label totally bullied him into it’ BS because by now he would’ve already been well integrated into the music scene and industry and would’ve had some leverage so no

[doodlebloo]

Jumping off the post I just reblogged I feel like we don't talk enough about how Tubbo handled his nukes. He isn't a "trigger happy gremlin" or a "feral" person or anything like that, he handled his nukes in a very professional way. /rp

Tubbo created the nukes as a deterrent. From the beginning, he has been abundantly clear that the goal of the nukes was to scare other people off, not to actually harm them. He tested the nukes once, at a remote location that he personally scouted out to make sure nobody would get hurt. He even warned everyone before he set them off to test them! After that, he locked them up, and was even talking about disarming them if I remember correctly. To date, the only person he has specifically talked about using the nukes on is Dream, and he implied that this would only happen if Dream came after his family, and that Tubbo would hit the dead man's switch on the side of the nuke and take them both out.

c!Tubbo, as in the character, does not run around saying he's going to nuke people. cc!Tubbo may joke about it out of character, but c!Tubbo recently had an entire argument with Quackity over the outpost and barely brought up his nuclear weapons, trying to resolve things peacefully and reach a compromise instead. He showed Technoblade the crater without threatening him with the nukes. He doesn't even interact with the nukes on a day to day basis.

Like this isn't a huge deal, I'm not genuinely upset about this, but Tubbo isn't "feral trigger happy nuke boy" just like he isn't "naive sweet bee boy". Both of those interpretations are borderline guilty of discounting the fact that c!Tubbo is smart. He's methodical and calculating and he thinks through his decisions, and it kind of sucks to see so little interpretations of him center on his intelligence. (He can be both of course! Tubbo can like flowers/bees AND be a badass with nukes AND be intelligent, I just don't see a lot about how smart he is.)

Again, not mad, I just feel like a lot of (not all of) the "nuke boy" interpretations of him forget that to be a nuke boy he had to be intelligent enough to create them himself first.

[tethys-the-aquatic-sea-godness]

Women of Westeros who escaped forced marriage

So take what you want Take what you can Take what you please Don't give a damn Ask for forgiveness Never permission Take what you want Take what you can Take what you please Don't give a damn It's in the blood and This is tradition (x)

[homocidal-invader]

ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE in which In order for the Tallest to stay “the Tallest”, they only let specific irkans age to adulthood and everyone else is kept in different places depending on their job. Most Irkans are preteens.

Based off of this Deviantart post I saw when first getting into the fandom! The kid outfit is based off of the outfits worn by him in The Trial MAP. I have no idea where their inspiration came from. Teen Zim is from the Emo Zim AU, and here is Rogue Zim. [Edited to include him 29 July 2022]

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[crazyw3irdo]

i love all the people who reblog the dickwing stuff like “omg why is dick like this” or “he really just did that” or whatever as if it’s canon or he’s a real person who legit did that

[not-delicious-milk]

yo yo yo wait ONE FUCKING SECOND

fushiguro megumi’s birthday: december 22

itadori yuuji’s birthday: march 20

gege? 😃 why is megumi’s birthday the winter solstice and yuuji’s the spring equinox?

winter solstice associations: rebirth of the sun, darkness and cold giving way to light and warmth; marks the end as well as the beginning of winter, as the days only get longer from this point forward

spring equinox associations: rebirth of the earth, new beginnings and the dawn; marks one of two points in the year where the night and day are exactly the same length, being the midpoint between two “worlds” (night and day, winter and summer, death and life)

in buddhism, the spring equinox is especially significant, celebrated as higan (the same veneration is given to the autumnal equinox). the date signifies crossing between two “shores”, the shore of our world and of suffering, and the shore of enlightenment

um????

gege really said: and they were soulmates

[welcometogrouchland]

Did you ever draw martins superhero(?) origin story? I'd love to see that c:

[image ID: a digital comic featuring Martin Blackwood and Peter Lukas from the Magnus archives. Comic depicts martin entering a room with a coffee in his hand, calling out "mr.lukas?". He peeks his head around the door and says "Mr. Lukas?" Again. He begins saying "I have your coffee-" but trails off as he turns to see peter. He's overlooking a control panel and a large device that looks like a lighthouse with a ring in the centre. Inside the ring, a person is screaming and dissolving into fog until they disappear. Peter turns around and says "Ah! Martin". Martin yells at him "what the hell did I just watch?! I know this place is shady but-but you just killed a man! He's dead!". Peter says "look martin, I don't expect you to understand our work here, you're only an intern after all, but-". Martin cuts him off "BUT WHAT, PETER?!"

martin pauses, looks at the coffee in his hand and goes "actually what if I just-" before pouring it over the control panel as peter yells "NO!". The ring on the device begins to break apart with white lightning coming from it as peter yells "martin you bleeding idiot!". Martin says "uhh...peter, what did I do?". We then see the two men dissolving into fog as they're hit with a white beam. There's text in between them that reads: "Martin blackwood never considered himself a significant man. A lowly intern for peter Lukas at the Lukas co. Lab who had lied on his CV to get there, martin knew what it was like to be treated with indignity. And so, when he saw the Lukas family conducting their immoral experiments to harness the power of a pocket dimension they called "Forsaken", he used that spark of spite and his long neglected desire for justice, and made one small act of rebellion, sabotaging the Lukas' experiments- but at the cost of him becoming...the Forsaken man! With his powers of telepathy, invisibility, and using the Forsaken to travel, he defends the world from those who wish fear upon it!". End ID]

Sorry this is a bit late, but this ask finally motivated me to outline Martin's origin clearly so I wanted to do the best I could with it! I straight up forgot to draw a panel here but you can still follow along lmao. Anyways, hope you enjoy!

[embraceyourdestiny]

I’ve figured out how to word my contempt for “straight ships”

I don’t hate fictional straight couples outright. What I hate is the absence of effort and genuineness 90% of straight ships have.

Someone else’s love is not a right you are obligated to. Most straight couples are written with zero effort to earn the love they have. Because many straight creators think there is no work to be done. That a straight man and a straight women being together is inherent. No work is needed to be done because it’s expected.

And I hate that.

I hate it with any relationship, I like relationships because they have depth, but I particularly hate it with straight couples because that is the “normal” mindset towards it. It either happens as a man expects a woman to fall to his feet without doing anything for her or a woman expects a man to throw his life on the line because that’s what is “supposed” to happen and that is so gross to me. That’s not what love is.

Usually I dislike the straight pairings in stories because they are that. You don’t see the two people grow, together or on their own. They don’t prove themselves worthy of the others love, they think it’s something they are granted, have a right to. I don’t usually demand “evidence” for ships because it’s all make believe and for fun but I will not like most thrown together straight ships because of this very thought. There’s no reality to their bond. They do not like even like each other most of the time, and somehow I am supposed to suspend believe and think the most average or even terrible and bland straight relationship is the greatest love story of all time, every time I see it?

Some of my most special ships are between a man and a woman and sometimes I imagine they as straight but they are special because of the journey they went on together and I witnessed them experience that. Or they just have so much genuine love for each other, even if I didn’t see them get together I can still feel their affectionate in all they do. They were that well written that I couldn’t possibly deny the obvious love they have for each other.

Also. I’m gay as FUCK. The most cisheteronormative emotionally constipated strangers-at-best straight pairing will never appeal to me because I have zero stakes or relatability in that. They have no love for each other, no kind of bond or understanding or similar place in the world that lets them understand and feel and devote. They are noting to each other and therefore nothing to me.

[yarrowleef]

making sense of starclan will get a lot easier once everyone accepts that despite the way living cats talk about it, starclan is not and never has been a single cohesive deity or god, they are just a collection of individuals with different agendas. they just let living cats talk about them like they are One-God-Like-Force because they think it's better to keep everyone's faith absolute if they seem in control, and starclan's only unifying opinion is that they are terrified of cats losing faith because it might mean their afterlife will fall apart (since belief and memory is literally what they run on in this world)

so if you're wondering why some starclan cats said one thing while other starclan cats said another thing, its because they are individals as prone to disagreeing as living cats (spottedleaf and yellowfang are two examples of cats i personally believe often meddle and do things without asking/ever telling the rest of starclan)

[jennyandvastraflint]

Vastra: So you like cats?

Jenny: Yeah.

Vastra: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

CANON! THIS IS CANON BECAUSE I SAY SO!